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[DJ_Chaps]

BOTTOM ONE IS DEAD (RIP), BUT IF WE CAN GET 12 FROM BRON IN THE SECOND HALF WE SHIP THE TOP ONE FOR B2B2B PARLAY WINNING DAYS.

Well the King got there for you.

What book is letting you parlay props?

Sportsbook.ag I think they allow 2 props on a parlay max.


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[DJ_Chaps]

PUSHING MY LUCK MAKING THIS A 5 LEGGER. PROLLY FIRE UP ANOTHER SMALLER ONE. TRYING TO MAKE IT 4 DAYS IN A ROW WINNING A PARLAY.



Over 25.5 (-120)
Draymond Green (GSW) Total Points+Rebounds+Assists
November 20, 2019 19:35 EST

Over 24.5 (-115)
Joel Embiid (PHI) Total Points
November 20, 2019 19:05 EST

San Antonio Spurs-2 (-110)

Washington Capitals-1.5 (+150)

Los Angeles Clippers-7 (-110)

Bet $7.71 to Win $233.08 +3023

[Dan Druff]

Here's one starting at 4:05 PT. Posting more shortly:

NY at Philadelphia - Under 210.5

[Dan Druff]

Here's three more:

Golden State at Dallas - Under 216.5
Houston at Denver - Under 221.5
Detroit at Chicago - Over 222 (222.5 ok)

[Daly]

Well the King got there for you.

What book is letting you parlay props?

Sportsbook.ag I think they allow 2 props on a parlay max.


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ahh..so the problem isn’t hitting the parlays it’s getting paid afterwards

Good luck with them. Just make sure if/when you run it up with them you don’t wait on pushing the button on a cashout.

[DJ_Chaps]

I MAY ABORT AND GIVE MYBOOKIE A SHOT LOL

[Daly]

I MAY ABORT AND GIVE MYBOOKIE A SHOT LOL

Free $$ is free $$. They have no problem giving away some of it to see if you are even a semi competent bettor. But like I said if you do run it up just don’t plan to spend the $$ for Christmas...... if plan on Valintines day at the earliest.

[Dan Druff]

I MAY ABORT AND GIVE MYBOOKIE A SHOT LOL

Free $$ is free $$. They have no problem giving away some of it to see if you are even a semi competent bettor. But like I said if you do run it up just don’t plan to spend the $$ for Christmas...... if plan on Valintines day at the earliest.

They keep trying to beg me to deposit there.

I absolutely will not play on books with payout issues.

[Dan Druff]

To my knowledge, the most reliable payouts come from 5Dimes, Betonline, Bovada, Heritage, and Bookmaker.

All of these have also been around almost 20 years.

Heritage is idiotic about approving you, though. They had some idiotic backwards directory of names and phone numbers, and claimed my phone # didn't match my name, even though they conceded that "Witteles" was the last name on both. Morons. They absolutely wouldn't give me an account no matter what.

[badguy23]

Free $$ is free $$. They have no problem giving away some of it to see if you are even a semi competent bettor. But like I said if you do run it up just don’t plan to spend the $$ for Christmas...... if plan on Valintines day at the earliest.

They keep trying to beg me to deposit there.

I absolutely will not play on books with payout issues.

Don't do it.

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...r-service.html

[badguy23]

To my knowledge, the most reliable payouts come from 5Dimes, Betonline, Bovada, Heritage, and Bookmaker.

All of these have also been around almost 20 years.

Heritage is faggot about approving you, though. They had some idiotic backwards directory of names and phone numbers, and claimed my phone # didn't match my name, even though they conceded that "Witteles" was the last name on both. Morons. They absolutely wouldn't give me an account no matter what.

Try to sign up at Heritage again check your pms.

[DJ_Chaps]

I MAY ABORT AND GIVE MYBOOKIE A SHOT LOL

Free $$ is free $$. They have no problem giving away some of it to see if you are even a semi competent bettor. But like I said if you do run it up just don’t plan to spend the $$ for Christmas...... if plan on Valintines day at the earliest.

YEAH. I DEPOSITED 40 SUNDAY AND GOT ER TO ABOUT 470ISH. WITHDREW 235 YESTERDAY VIA BTC. SUPPOSEDLY RELATIVELY QUICK LATELY.

[Sanlmar]

Go Chaps Go

Saw this story today. Coincidentally, it hits every topic discussed here. Getting stiffed offshore. Smashing parlays and sports wagering bonuses (only real ones are New Jersey the rest are play through dreams)

Love the stories about the NYC bridge and tunnel crowd getting geo-located across the river, placing bets and u-turning back to civilization.

Any old guy here will recognize this piece as a simple repackaging of the poker boom era barely legal genre



$672K in 3 Weeks: Meet ‘Parlay Patz’, the 23-Year-Old Bettor Who’s on the Heater of a Lifetime
https://www.actionnetwork.com/news/s...ampaign_888516



Enjoy - I did

[SPIT this]

Small but fun debate bet. If Warren or Biden get the most speaking time I basically break even (lose ~$1). If Pete gets the most speaking time, I get +$27. And if anyone else gets the most time, I lose ~$13-$18.

It's basically a freeroll with Pete, as I don't see anyone other than Pete, Warren or Biden getting the most talking time. Considered just taking Pete at 4 to 1, but decided to take a safer hedge

[Dan Druff]

On the wrong side of variance on the NY game.

On pace for the under the entire way, and then 7 points roll in during the final 8 seconds.

The killer was the 3-pointer Marcus Morris hit with 2 seconds left. Final total 213. Ugh.

Not looking like a great day. Golden State getting blown out by over 40, but total still on pace for 223.5 in the 4th, which won't get it done for me. That one still has a shot due to trash time.

Detroit had a great first 1.5 quarters, but scoring has died, and total is on pace for 212.5 in the mid-3rd.

Houston is looking decent in the early 2nd.

1-3 most likely today. I will be thrilled to get out 2-2.

[DJ_Chaps]

WHAT A WAY TO END THE STREAK. PARLAY WAS DEAD BEFORE TIP OFF AS GREEN DIDNT PLAY AND DOESNT APPEAR TO BE VOIDED. LOST EVERY PICK ANYWAY LMAO.


BACK LATER WITH TONIGHTS PLAY

[ErickAA]

WHAT A WAY TO END THE STREAK. PARLAY WAS DEAD BEFORE TIP OFF AS GREEN DIDNT PLAY AND DOESNT APPEAR TO BE VOIDED. LOST EVERY PICK ANYWAY LMAO.


BACK LATER WITH TONIGHTS PLAY

I am pretty sure if you bet under for Green it would have been voided. I am guessing it was voided, but they didn't bother because you lost the other legs anyways.

[Tellafriend]

I must be a true square, but hit 9-10 last weekend on NFL and did pretty good on CFB too.

Anyway, what you thinking on the NFL tonight Verm?

[Dan Druff]

A radio listener who reads the forum texted me this:

Wow you're way more calm on Knicks total loss than expected. There was 20 points scored in final 51 seconds, it was so gross watching it. Looked like it was impossible to go over without OT.

See how calm I am these days?

The old me would have done this:

[DJ_Chaps]

Holla. Square parlay kinda.






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