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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
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    I logged in to cash out and was confronted with this

    3 month treasuries are negative yield so I guess I’m in. Safer too.

    Not sure about play thru but I know if I really apply myself like the degen I always aspired to be I can make it

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    Brilliant idea. The probably going to have to run a special like this to get people to deposit when things are back on so might as well get ahead of it.


    Also known as if everyone cashes out we cant pay you.

    When shit gets back to normal be prepared to be on a waiting list to get paid.

    LOL no rollover even.

    Only the strong will survive offshore BOL is one but I don't buy this they done shady shit b4 slow pays and taking ppls money at poker,

    Bookmaker and Heritage is the only place I trust my money at right now for USA Gamblers Offshore.

    But I have no money so act accordingly
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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post


    Brilliant idea. The probably going to have to run a special like this to get people to deposit when things are back on so might as well get ahead of it.


    Also known as if everyone cashes out we cant pay you.

    When shit gets back to normal be prepared to be on a waiting list to get paid.


    LOL no rollover even.

    Only the strong will survive offshore BOL is one but I don't buy this they done shady shit b4 slow pays and taking ppls money at poker,

    Bookmaker and Heritage is the only place I trust my money at right now for USA Gamblers Offshore.

    But I have no money so act accordingly

    I am absolutely crystal fucking clear that every single off shore gambling site has what we like to call “fractional reserves”.

    The game is the game. Ever so

    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Ponzi schemes need your support during crisis like this.

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    im noticing the futures aren't as good at sportsbook.ag right now because ppl don't have anything else to bet probably and are betting them down

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    Belarus Premier League still on if anyone wants a degen gamble...

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    Amid the uncertainty the world is currently dealing with due to the COVID-19 pandemic, United States President Donald Trump reportedly believes the 2020 NFL season will be able to start on time.

    What are the odds on the NFL starting on time?

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    I say +200 it starts on time.

    -180 OSA will be around to see it.

    All lines are for news matter only

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    I had bet a couple MLB season win total unders on Bovada. When you think they cancel and refund those bets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheesfaced View Post
    I had bet a couple MLB season win total unders on Bovada. When you think they cancel and refund those bets?
    even though we know we're fucked getting in a 162 game season they're probably gonna wait until there is a definitive word from MLB about it...

    ive still got active masters futures that I thought they would have refunded since the event didn't go off in april, but guess it stands even if it goes off in November...seems kinda odd...

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    No shot any offshore book is going to refund any tickets if they don’t have too. They refund your wager you might withdraw it.

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    So I’ve been stupidly (is there any other kind) wagering Moscow Lisa Pro Table Tennis. It started as a bored exercise in handicapping.

    I’m now to the point where I recognize the names and have a mental profile despite never seeing them live. So sick.

    Ivan Pandur gets no respect, for instance. Always the big preflop dog but is scrappy.

    I only bet in game. There are usually 3 matches every half hour. Most matches have a live wagering algorithm running and it’s exploitable. Just garbage.

    Standard approach:
    Gimme a match at even preflop odds. The live game odds have huge swings. Depends who is serving and serving first, duh. I will grab a +162 of +225 early on player #1. Then subsequently grab player #2 as a dog. There are ways to hedge out if the swing doesn’t happen.

    Lotta mismatches are over priced. Any dog can win a particular game.

    The game handicap starts -2.5 points @ -120 almost regardless of how mismatched the players.

    It’s best of 5. If player #1 is down sets 2-1 and gets down in game #4 8-3 player #1 will prolly pack it in and lose 11-5. So the live handicap is sometimes a pure gimme. Players play multiple matches a night and choose to conserve energy. Similarly a player will often write off a game and choose to get skunked amd start fresh next game. This is exploitable behavior in-game.

    The games run about 12 hours a day by 7 days a week. Same players all day every day. You’d swear they were political prisoners under forced labor

    It’s a volume game and you have to tolerate a loss but definitely positive ev. Been at it for 2 weeks

     
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    Lot of funny draft props at betonline if you are looking for a laugh.

    Under 20.5 ties I think is fairly solid.

    No cat isn’t a lock but I like it

    Anything “No” on beer/champagne/Pizza is good. Very strict rules from the shield if you agreed to let TV in your house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Lot of funny draft props at betonline if you are looking for a laugh.

    Under 20.5 ties I think is fairly solid.

    No cat isn’t a lock but I like it

    Anything “No” on beer/champagne/Pizza is good. Very strict rules from the shield if you agreed to let TV in your house.
    What were the tie odds when u took it?

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    Bump

    For the first time since 2014 the PFA Wagering thread meandered down to page 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Bump

    For the first time since 2014 the PFA Wagering thread meandered down to page 2.

    Sad
    these are tough times indeed...

    figured by this point in the calendar we would have had san regale us with his dodgers disdain more than a dozen times and also have him balls deep in some martingale baseball or playoff basketball live betting endeavor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Bump

    For the first time since 2014 the PFA Wagering thread meandered down to page 2.

    Sad
    these are tough times indeed...

    figured by this point in the calendar we would have had san regale us with his dodgers disdain more than a dozen times and also have him balls deep in some martingale baseball or playoff basketball live betting endeavor...
    One of the greatest Dodgers lineups in the last 50 years and they may not play. They run so bad. I was truly interested in seeing them play. Historic possibilities. I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Lol.

    The LA Lakers actually look great. Again, LA just runs soooo bad.

    Put me down for no football either. The shear size of the squads and their coaches and medical. The nature of the game is CONTACT. Travel, etc. Crazy times.

    You would think golf and tennis would be a go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    these are tough times indeed...

    figured by this point in the calendar we would have had san regale us with his dodgers disdain more than a dozen times and also have him balls deep in some martingale baseball or playoff basketball live betting endeavor...
    One of the greatest Dodgers lineups in the last 50 years and they may not play. They run so bad. I was truly interested in seeing them play. Historic possibilities. I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Lol.

    The LA Lakers actually look great. Again, LA just runs soooo bad.

    Put me down for no football either. The shear size of the squads and their coaches and medical. The nature of the game is CONTACT. Travel, etc. Crazy times.

    You would think golf and tennis would be a go.
    I don’t get this with no crowds. Whatever they lose in attendance the viewership would be off the charts. 30 year old basketball games are grabbing ratings. Every golf tournament requires a bunch of volunteers that are generally old, but I have no idea why we aren’t watching golf and tennis matches with no crowds or galleries. Right now a skins match with 4 PGA guys would grab NFL playoff numbers.


    Side rail. Saw this on cnn this morning. If kid is really 4, impressive contact.


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    The Russian Liga Pro I was grinding live started to offer only very limited bets then it wasn’t offered to me at all.

    The live algorithm was comically bad. Once a night a bet like a live game handicap wouldn’t properly update. No one has a clue so I wasn’t afraid of getting banned,

    The max bet was pitifully small too. It was just something fun and now even that’s gone. Ukraine and the old timers games ..... even I have my limits

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Bump

    For the first time since 2014 the PFA Wagering thread meandered down to page 2.

    Sad
    these are tough times indeed...

    figured by this point in the calendar we would have had san regale us with his dodgers disdain more than a dozen times and also have him balls deep in some martingale baseball or playoff basketball live betting endeavor...
    I blame myself - I should have put my NFL draft stuff here.

    Some went very well...... some not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    these are tough times indeed...

    figured by this point in the calendar we would have had san regale us with his dodgers disdain more than a dozen times and also have him balls deep in some martingale baseball or playoff basketball live betting endeavor...
    One of the greatest Dodgers lineups in the last 50 years and they may not play. They run so bad. I was truly interested in seeing them play. Historic possibilities. I don’t think it’s gonna happen. Lol.

    The LA Lakers actually look great. Again, LA just runs soooo bad.

    Put me down for no football either. The shear size of the squads and their coaches and medical. The nature of the game is CONTACT. Travel, etc. Crazy times.

    You would think golf and tennis would be a go.
    I think with the European soccer leagues re-starting they will have enough data to know if they can do this. Obviously it will need to be without fans.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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