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[Sanlmar]

Almost the end of the game and nobody responded.

Know why?


Nobody watches this dogshit

Dodgers epic collapse. Daly missed the fun. Dave Roberts had to put in his top lefty Gonzalez and closer Trienen to preserve the win that was very much at risk. A game where Dodgers were up 13-1.

So this play is gonna require you to watch. This eliminates people with self-esteem like Daly. We need to start playing Dodgers overs live. This is what we shall do. It’s not sexy and it doesn’t appeal to the lazy preflop gambler. Have a strategy for cashing out your profits.

While we are at it. Philly Atlanta is a live over. Two great pitchers - two lousy bullpens - two decent offenses. Could be a stupid live total at around the 5th.

Yankees over 9 if you want to set it and forget it. Not a weather play but it doesn’t hurt.

[Sanlmar]

You still locked down Simp? The banks closed? What are you doing with your cash?

Dallas Stars/Chicago Blackhawks over 5½ -120
2 teams with nothing to play for. Both are out of it. Nobody is putting their body in front of the puck on defense and suffering a needless welt. Not today. Scoring goals is always fun though.

Ottawa Senators +173
Pesky Senators
They hurt me bad at the beginning of the season. Everyone writes the Senators off cause they were never a contender but they play always hard. There is a very good goalie in net for their opponent Calgary. However, the pesky Sens are 6-2 vs Calgary. It’s a good price.

[JeffDime]

I guess Ko decided to pack it in.

Sunday, Bloody Sunday. Genuinely shocked how poor she played. Sucks. Kid Higgo can really play. Came from nowhere, started playing later in life. No one was going to beat him this week. But Lydia was a real kick to the gut.

[Sanlmar]

Dodgers/Angels live game over is marinating nicely.

Top of 3rd 6.5 -120

Gonna let it simmer. Bit of a gamble but I’m close as Quintana looks shaky

Soon though


Yankees over 9 was an unmitigated disaster of a pick

[Sanlmar]

I love Taylor but I’m going to hold out for a 6

Bummer 1-0

My trouble is Bauer is gonna last til 5th ... this was always a bullpen fade for both teams

Maybe we move on. or maybe Bauer does his thing and top 4 we see a 6 with juice and then we scale in.


Bauer straight up afraid of Ohtani (MVP).... Trout... prolly fucked... lotta time wasted

[Sanlmar]

Crummy day

Split my NHL
My Dodgers live over never triggered (thankfully). I did get to watch Dodgers lose but that’s becoming mundane.
Atl/Philly live over lost.
Oh, Yankees over 9 sucked a dick too

There is really nothing tomorrow except hockey. To put a finer point on it: there are especially no meaningful sports contests but NHL.

I need to feel like a winner Simp. Do whatever it is you do.

Avalanche Vegas is so so big. But don’t let me influence you. Whatever winning picks you prefer.

I’ll try my hand and if any of my picks are the same as yours - obviously we eliminate it.

[Sanlmar]

Let’s examine my one lone win today, paisan. Won’t take long.

Dallas Stars/Chicago Blackhawks over 5½ -120
2 teams with nothing to play for. Both are out of it. Nobody is putting their body in front of the puck on defense and suffering a needless welt. Not today. Scoring goals is always fun though.

Both non-playoff teams playing heads up since Wednesday...

LA/Arizona Over (Wednesday)
Detroit/Columbus Over (Friday)
Arizona/San Jose Over (Friday)
Detroit/Columbus Over (Saturday)
Arizona/ San Jose Over (Saturday)
Dallas/Chicago Over (Sunday)

Perfect 6-0 Over the total.

[padre33]

Holy Cow what a weekend. Thanks a lot guys for all the info in this thread. It has definitely helped.

[padre33]

[Dan Druff]

Wait you won $17k yesterday?

How?

How much were you betting?

[padre33]

Need a break from sports for a few days. Heading to Bike tomorrow for some live 40-80 and try to get Lakers or Clippers tix this last week of reg season. Last live sports event I went to was a HS basketball tournament Bronny James and D Wades kid were like the 5th and 6th best players on Sierra Canyon. Kinda itching to see something live and the floorpan can usually hook up box seats if you grease them at the Bike..

[padre33]

Wait you won $17k yesterday?

How?

How much were you betting?

300-1k.. Got lucky and hit a few parlays.. I was gambling trying to hit a home run and it worked. Pounded the Lakers live and over and Lakers 2nd half.

[Dan Druff]

Need a break from sports for a few days. Heading to Bike tomorrow for some live 40-80 and try to get Lakers or Clippers tix this last week of reg season. Last live sports event I went to was a HS basketball tournament Bronny James and D Wades kid were like the 5th and 6th best players on Sierra Canyon. Kinda itching to see something live and the floorpan can usually hook up box seats if you grease them at the Bike..

Have we ever played at limit holdem?

[padre33]

Need a break from sports for a few days. Heading to Bike tomorrow for some live 40-80 and try to get Lakers or Clippers tix this last week of reg season. Last live sports event I went to was a HS basketball tournament Bronny James and D Wades kid were like the 5th and 6th best players on Sierra Canyon. Kinda itching to see something live and the floorpan can usually hook up box seats if you grease them at the Bike..

Have we ever played at limit holdem?

Short handed 40-80? at Bellagio for a few hours I want to say like 5ish years ago. I think Mimi Tran was in game also and it was graveyard hours..

[Dan Druff]

Have we ever played at limit holdem?

Short handed 40-80? at Bellagio for a few hours I want to say like 5ish years ago. I think Mimi Tran was in game also and it was graveyard hours..

Yup, sounds like a game I would have played in.

I've been debating whether I want to return to card rooms right now.

[Dan Druff]

Anyway. enough with the hijack. Here's a pick:

Texas (Gibson) at San Francisco (Wood) - Over 7 -125

You have a nice 7mph breeze blowing out, to help you out tonight.

[Daly]

This is going to be a real easy to track weekend at the Byron.

One golfer.

Home course. Couldn’t wait to get home last week for it.

Wide forgiving fairways. 3 Very eagleable par 5’s

Rest of the field is going to be worried about the PGA. DJ already WD. Rham only other top 10 guy going to show up.

Give me Bryson.

[Sanlmar]

Capitals -175 vs Bruins. End of season. It’s wrapped up. Bruins not playing anyone with talent. Parlay with Dodgers. It’s a lock

Pesky Senators tomorrow. Meaningless game .... Sens +197 is pure value against Montreal who like the Bruins will not risk playing anyone who has any skill

Noodling some other stuff but busy

[Sanlmar]

I’m getting cold feet on Dodgers chalk. Mariners is actually value math wise. Dodgers don’t hit lefties. Dodgers don’t hit anyone frankly. Mariners +200’ish would be a hero pick.

Bauer is calling out Dave Roberts for being complacent. Bauer throwing over outfield fence eventually.

[simpdog]

Capitals -175 vs Bruins. End of season. It’s wrapped up. Bruins not playing anyone with talent. Parlay with Dodgers. It’s a lock

Pesky Senators tomorrow. Meaningless game .... Sens +197 is pure value against Montreal who like the Bruins will not risk playing anyone who has any skill

Noodling some other stuff but busy

Busy per usual and locked the fuck down. Sounds like Doug is going to extend it to June 2nd at least.

Sens play the Leafs tomorrow and Freddie is back in net. I'm going to take the over rather than gamble how well they'll play for Freddie. He played okay in the AHL but nothing special so I'd imagine he has a lot of rust on his skates.

Winnipeg absolutely shitting the bed lately and Montreal has a shot to leapfrog them. Winnipeg is a good team with a great goalie. They have something to play for tonight.

Capitals + Jets parlay?