*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Dan Druff]

Not seeing anything in baseball I like, at least not in the games starting before 3pm.

Let's give a shot to the NBA again:

Philadelphia/Miami - Under 213

Okay, I think I'm done with the NBA playoffs.

Pretty clear I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

I'll stick to baseball and just watching the NBA playoffs for fun.

[Dan Druff]

Wow, I wrote this off after the disasterous 65 point 2nd, but now it's looking good. 192 points with 2:35 left, after it was 117 at halftime.

OT possibility lurks, and you know my record on that.

[Dan Druff]

Starting very soon (3:10 PDT):

Minnesota (K. Gibson) at Tampa (Snell) - Under 7.5 -105

More coming shortly

[Dan Druff]

Starting at 4:10pm PDT... a rare over for me.

NY Mets (Degrom) at Atlanta (Teheran) - Over 8.5 -116

[DJ_Chaps]

1 Parlay has been placed!

NEW YORK METS -1.5-101
J Teheran - R / J DeGrom - R

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS -1.5+125
Z Godley - R / C Richard - L

BOSTON RED SOX -1.5-110
S Manaea - L / C Sale - L

[Daly]

Comments

Sanlmar: I swear my book wouldn’t allow this. I am also surprised to see you do this too. Godspeed.



Don't say a word you old so and so

[Daly]

Comments

Sanlmar: I swear my book wouldn’t allow this. I am also surprised to see you do this too. Godspeed.



Don't say a word you old so and so

That said....

Ticket #19700029 Apr 21 07:10 PM
(Internet)115 / 100


Apr 21
09:05 PM STRAIGHT BET
[MLB] [976] TEX RANGERS +1½-115
( JAMES PAXTON - L / BARTOLO COLON - R )

[Dan Druff]

Matheny's bedshitting almost ruined the chalk parlay for Daly, but Jordan Hicks did a good enough job.

Now he just needs Seattle.

Actually I kinda liked that chalk parlay and would have done it too had I seen it in time.

What did it pay in units bet?

Edit: Never mind. I see a hedge.

[Dan Druff]

Well, the Tampa under looks good so far, but the Braves/Mets over looks pretty bad. It's still early on the latter, but the way the two offenses are looking (uninspired), I don't see 9 runs coming across. Plus we're through 2.5 and there's no score.

Overs are hard, what can I say?

[Sanlmar]

Druff, i know you’re hip pocketing the Sawks runline but it’s slipping away. Lol Bovada -125.

What can I say. This isn’t my vanity project. It’s a selfless act of charity.

I haven’t recently said anything spiteful about the Dodgers either. Nothing but good will and warm wishes.


We’ll come back this later.

[Daly]

Did someone say Chalk Parlay?


Apr 21
02:15 PM PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[MLB] [952] STL CARDINALS -240
( ACTION )
PENDING
STL 952
St. Louis Cardinals
951 CIN
Cincinnati Reds
-
21 April 2018 2:15 pm

Apr 21
04:05 PM [MLB] [954] PHI PHILLIES -180
( ACTION )
PENDING
PHI 954
Philadelphia Phillies
953 PIT
Pittsburgh Pirates
-
21 April 2018 4:05 pm

Apr 21
04:05 PM [MLB] [969] CLE INDIANS -200
( ACTION )
PENDING
BAL 970
Baltimore Orioles
969 CLE
Cleveland Indians
-
21 April 2018 4:05 pm

Apr 21
08:05 PM [MLB] [975] SEA MARINERS -170
( ACTION )
PENDING
TEX 976
Texas Rangers
975 SEA
Seattle Mariners
-
21 April 2018 8:05 pm

I ask again, did someone say chalk parlay?

[snake_in_the_ass]

Druff, i know you’re hip pocketing the Sawks runline but it’s slipping away. Lol Bovada -125.

What can I say. This isn’t my vanity project. It’s a selfless act of charity.

I haven’t recently said anything spiteful about the Dodgers either. Nothing but good will and warm wishes.


We’ll come back this later.

Oakland A's can beat anyone at home. Must be the depressing stadium affecting the visiting team.

[Daly]

Druff, i know you’re hip pocketing the Sawks runline but it’s slipping away. Lol Bovada -125.

What can I say. This isn’t my vanity project. It’s a selfless act of charity.

I haven’t recently said anything spiteful about the Dodgers either. Nothing but good will and warm wishes.


We’ll come back this later.

Oakland A's can beat anyone at home. Must be the depressing stadium affecting the visiting team.

I've been there. Place is a legitimate concrete cesspool.

[Daly]

Moar Chalk

WagerType:PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
Apr 22
2:10 PM MLB [906] MIL BREWERS -180 [Action]
Apr 22
1:05 PM MLB [916] NY YANKEES -240 [Action]
Apr 22
1:05 PM MLB [917] CLE INDIANS -280 [Action]

[Charham]

Moar Chalk

WagerType:PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
Apr 22
2:10 PM MLB [906] MIL BREWERS -180 [Action]
Apr 22
1:05 PM MLB [916] NY YANKEES -240 [Action]
Apr 22
1:05 PM MLB [917] CLE INDIANS -280 [Action]

Consider STL and Detroit as well. MIL seems a lock.

[Daly]

Moar Chalk

WagerType:PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
Date: Team:
Apr 22
2:10 PM MLB [906] MIL BREWERS -180 [Action]
Apr 22
1:05 PM MLB [916] NY YANKEES -240 [Action]
Apr 22
1:05 PM MLB [917] CLE INDIANS -280 [Action]

Consider STL and Detroit as well. MIL seems a lock.

No game with Francisco Liriano pitching in it is a "Lock". I can't trust him to put him in.

[JSTAT]

If I were near a sportsbook, I'd bet the moneyline on the San Antonio Spurs vs. the Golden State Warriors on Game 4 today. The Warriors need extra time for Steph Curry's injury to heal and throwing Game 4 would do that! Coach Steve Kerr might limit Kevin Durant's minutes due to a twisted ankle. Just bet money you can afford to lose on this hunch.

[Oooook_ralphie]

St Louis cardinals v Cincinnati reds Over 7.5 -105

[Dan Druff]

Yesterday was my first day of posting 2 or more picks in MLB and winning none.

TB under was very disappointing since it was on pace to win most of the way.

Here are today's plays:

Minnesota (Hughes) at Tampa (Chirinos) - Under 8.5 +114 (starting 10:10am PDT)
Miami (Caleb Smith) at Milwaukee (J. Guerra) - Under 9 -120 (starting 11:10am PDT)

[Dan Druff]

Having trouble with Tampa totals this year.

Now 0-3 with them (0-1 over, 0-2 under)

Miami/Mil looking good so far, but partially thanks to a bases-loaded-no-out situation turning into 0 runs for Miami.