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    If you like chubby preteen Asians you might get in trouble like Druff’s Facebook friend, badguy

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    I’m just lobbing grenades into your foxhole badguy. See if you come out waving a white flag

    I’m just playing plus money on both sides to win 1st set. +180 Sake then +125 Bencic
    You get those swings 1st set and I like smooth Olive Garden money

    The only preflop action I have is

    Tennis - ATP - 201215 Schwartzman, Diego Sebastian -104 for Match W
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    It was a chalk holiday.

    Not gonna lie. Dodgers scared me

    You know how the crew of that LA diving boat jumped overboard? That’s me and the Dodgers. I smell smoke.

    It was the Rockies Druff. Settle down. Buehler looked playoff ready. Lol. Is he your #1 or #2?

    I’m not sticking around to rescue you Druff. I’m swimming to shore

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    Rockies (Chi Chi Gonzalez 11.45 era 1.909 Whip last 3 games.). Dodgers (Julio Urias - wannabe control artist)

    Maeda was supposed to pitch this garbage time game. He went 4 tonight.

    9.5 total? If I can get a whiff of this it’s a max bet.

    Raise your hand if you miss the marine layer? Global warming or Dodger Stadium HR’s ?

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    You out there badguy or Krypt?

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    Somehow yes

    Lets win some money tonight

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    Bro I rode with Lyles tonight like a nut b4 I seen this

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Somehow yes

    Lets win some money tonight
    Sweetheart, this just finished

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    I’m fading the dump truck Serena & taking the Asian and the spread cause ... baby steps. Not recommending this to anyone.

    I just gotta hate bet occasionally or I get all backed up.

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    Just a bunch of chalk in MLB for me. 10-2 favorites yesterday so...

    Sparky Lyle could work. Houston playing like they just don’t care. Neither do I.

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    974 Oakland Athletics -½ -125 for 1st 5 Innings
    972 Kansas City Royals -½ +105 for 1st 5 Innings

    BIG
    962 Colorado Rockies/Los Angeles Dodgers over 9½ -123 for Game
    I posted this last night. It’s 10½ now. Garbage-time in LA

    no brainer chalk
    958 St. Louis Cardinals -260 for Game
    960 Arizona Diamondbacks -148 for Game
    966 Cleveland Indians -1½ -165 for Game
    974 Oakland Athletics -166 for Game

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    Wang +5 fuck serena

     
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    hey guys wanted to see if any of your books had lines and O/Us for these games:

    ASU/Sacramento State
    William and Mary/UVA

    greatly appreciate any help...totals for these are more important than the lines, but both would be great...

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    I hate serena’s guts. Honestly, if you’re a serena fan, like just kill yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    hey guys wanted to see if any of your books had lines and O/Us for these games:

    ASU/Sacramento State
    William and Mary/UVA

    greatly appreciate any help...totals for these are more important than the lines, but both would be great...
    Use something like this sir

    https://classic.sportsbookreview.com...lege-football/

     
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    serena is a bonafide n-word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    serena is a bonafide n-word
    Glad I got that out of my system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    hey guys wanted to see if any of your books had lines and O/Us for these games:

    ASU/Sacramento State
    William and Mary/UVA

    greatly appreciate any help...totals for these are more important than the lines, but both would be great...
    -35
    -34.5

    Why, what you got ?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    hey guys wanted to see if any of your books had lines and O/Us for these games:

    ASU/Sacramento State
    William and Mary/UVA

    greatly appreciate any help...totals for these are more important than the lines, but both would be great...
    -35
    -34.5

    Why, what you got ?
    don't have anything...just needed it for DFS...draftkings usually doesn't put 1AA teams on their slates, but they did for their Friday slate this week...

    trying to figure out implied point totals so I can start to make sense of player values...

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    Hey Simp, my SQL lovin’ Canadian

    we poke little fun at Druff for his aversion to favorites. This tweet made me think of you

    If you bet MLB favorites over -200 the past three years you are up 219 units. Similar for NFL

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    Good call on Brewers Sparky Lyle badguy

    ATP - 201205 Monfils, Gael -181 for Match

    I did a little taste with spread

    ATP - 201205 Monfils, Gael -3½ -109 for Match

    US Open has been a great tennis run. I’m prolly done as all the attention going forward will erase the value we had early rounds

     
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    Texas (Lynn) +150 at Yankees (Green)

    Starting at 3:40 PT

    Yankees are sitting LeMahieu and Sanchez, and Green is only the opener.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Good call on Brewers Sparky Lyle badguy

    ATP - 201205 Monfils, Gael -181 for Match L

    I did a little taste with spread

    ATP - 201205 Monfils, Gael -3½ -109 for Match L

    US Open has been a great tennis run. I’m prolly done as all the attention going forward will erase the value we had early rounds
    Apologies DirtieErnie. Minor fender bender for me. That and the Dodgers 2 days ago dinged me. Otherwise we been running great - especially tennis

    Monfils lost in a 5th set tie breaker. That’s about as close as it gets. But at 2:1 odds preflop it shouldn’t have been that close either.

    Monfils was 10 years older than his opponent and looked a little gassed. That’s what makes tennis a little different than other sports. How many games have you played so far? How tired are you?

    974 HOUSTON ASTROS -237 FOR GAME

    954 ST. LOUIS CARDINALS -175 FOR GAME W

    966 OAKLAND ATHLETICS -171 FOR GAME W

    Parlay them for 2.5:1, take em indiv or swap them with your friends.


    Now we are even Earnie ... wink
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    Druff will be watching this to see a preview the guy who will beat the Dodgers

    Strasburg v Fried

    I also don’t understand why this 1st 5 total is so high. It may be skewed by full game results (putrid bullpens).
    I hate unders in 2019 but I have to do this

    960 Washington Nationals/Atlanta Braves under 5 -110 for 1st 5 Innings

    Just throwing out ideas

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