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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    This thread isn't for trolling.

    It's especially not for trolling the owner of the site.

    If you have an actual issue with any picks I post, and want to post criticism, that's fine. However, if you're going to mock me when I have a bad day, or if you're going to red-rep-troll me here, I will both kick you from the thread and turn off your rep.

    This is aimed at one habitual troll who is best known for welching on a bet. I have no issue with anyone else. This will be my one warning about the matter.

    Druff - there is an expression in the car business. If you sell ten cars and don’t take a loss you are not buying enough cars.

    Booking a loss here and there is part of the game. Anyone who says different is full of shit.

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    Penguins -1.5 +115
    Tampa over 6 -120

    Bonus pick
    Carolina -210. -1.5 is tempting but I'm going with the ML here. Juice doesn't matter if you win.

     
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    Nothing interesting in the tennis slate tonight, but if you want some action then Yastremska at +145 isn’t the worst bet. Ash Barty is unequivocally a fraud.

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    Starting soon:

    Philadelphia vs Chicago - Under 213.5 (213 ok)

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Nothing interesting in the tennis slate tonight, but if you want some action then Yastremska at +145 isn’t the worst bet. Ash Barty is unequivocally a fraud.
    Rublev tonight (early morning) is chalky parlay material.

    All the chalky favorites are there. Your boy Wawrinka, Shapo, TsTsifly parlay parlay

    I was staring at +750 Serena to win AO early this morning. I put it in my shopping cart around noon on BOL and was cruising the aisles for more treats. When I went to checkout it was then +500. I was so tilted but took it. It’s +400 now.

    Get to work on your quarters. I gotta do that now.


    Some off beat picks
    RAMOS-VINOLAS, ALBERT -167

    LAJOVIC, DUSAN +127

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    you haven’t renewed your subscription Simp but we’ve decided to waive your direct access fee.

    Did you lose the password?

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    to all the UFC guys here...

    got an odds boost on connor at +100...I know jack shit about UFC, but guessing it's a no brainer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    to all the UFC guys here...

    got an odds boost on connor at +100...I know jack shit about UFC, but guessing it's a no brainer...


    wtf is an odds boost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollinx420 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    to all the UFC guys here...

    got an odds boost on connor at +100...I know jack shit about UFC, but guessing it's a no brainer...


    wtf is an odds boost?
    legalized books in NJ will have bets where you can bet $25 max and they'll juice up the odds...

    so for this connor is -330, but you can bet $25 at +100...for the national championship game the line on Monday during the day was LSU -5.5 at -110...they let you take LSU -5.5 at +150...

    never gonna get rich off this shit, but they offer probably 1 good one per week on average...ive made about 5-6 of these bets in the last few months and haven't lost yet...end of the day they buy you a couple of ny strips every week...

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    Mcgregor is pretty damn close to a LOCK; Cerrone just happy to be there and collect a paycheck

     
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    I said it two weeks ago at +130 r. Pennington. Now +105. I’m balls deep.

     
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    pennington is a good bet imo, but how will she beat Holm? Holm is washed and has a glass jaw

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    Also was heavy on grasso who didn’t make weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    pennington is a good bet imo, but how will she beat Holm? Holm is washed and has a glass jaw
    Ufc thread bet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Penguins -1.5 +115
    Tampa over 6 -120

    Bonus pick
    Carolina -210. -1.5 is tempting but I'm going with the ML here. Juice doesn't matter if you win.
    1-2. Carolina loss with big juice.

    Time to hang up the skates for the weekend. Seeya Monday

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    Easily won the Philly under after the 0-4 brutality yesterday.

    Split the two simp NHL picks I bet, so I'm fine with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Easily won the Philly under after the 0-4 brutality yesterday.

    Split the two simp NHL picks I bet, so I'm fine with that.
    I should have not went with the bonus pick like Druff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Easily won the Philly under after the 0-4 brutality yesterday.

    Split the two simp NHL picks I bet, so I'm fine with that.
    I should have not went with the bonus pick like Druff.

    threw a huge dagger into both my parlays, $1500 swing on that ducks overtime goal

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    bored and watching a rerun of the PGA golf from today to see who was playing well...

    then I got the idea to check in on the early masters odds...

    now this pick is for change you might find in the cupholder in your car...a few bucks change you might get from your morning coffee...aka the opposite of a simpdog collection of hockey picks...

    VIKTOR HOVLAND +7000...kid was the USAm champ in 2018 has a shitton of fucking game...played 2 majors last year...finished low Am at the masters (T32) and low Am at the US Open (T12)...I think he might still be a little too green to win at augusta just yet and maybe this price is a little steep, but I think you could do worse for a long-shot sweat bet for the masters...

    augusta is it's own beast, so him getting 4 rounds of competitive golf in there last year definitely will flatten out his learning curve going into his 2nd start...

    EDIT: actually the price is probably ok...forgot to take into account this is around an 80 person field, with like 10 old farts who have literally no shot...
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    Chicago -7.5 vs Cleveland

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