*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

Minor 1.44 1-2 2-7
Leake 0.89 0-3 1-8

Whip
last 3
All 1P’s

Typos can be fatal. Apologies

This will be really interesting to follow.


Last one tonight
Look at 1pm game. Sawks Jays. Insufficient 1P data.

Price off DL - tendinitis elbow. Was never a 1P star. The fag dodged the Astros cause he’s soft.

E Jackson. Literally the most travelled man in baseball. The A’s sold him for travel miles and Chipotle gift certificate. The A’s didn’t get any player compensation. His only outing he started off poor 1st innning.

For an Olive Garden size bet at the right price I’m gonna prolly do it. E Jackson vs Sawks. This is like Batting practice.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

10 games of 1P data should be respectable and yet Texas & Seattle looks like an easy over even at 10.5

Not for me. Texas ML in a parlay or something maybe. Seattle is such a mess.

What was the line on the NO? You may dance thru raindrops.

NJ is better than even off shore. You look at PointsBet? They have a promotion for free $1k bet and they pay NBA winner at 3rd period. The NJ promotions are going to be the stuff of legend

I been laying off the NBA pachinko. I have an old Bucks future and that satisfies me. However, Bucks Warriors is a clash of 3rd Periods - marry that with PoinstBet and we might have something to talk about. For real.

NJ will crush Vegas handle really soon. Circa (Vegas) is doing no juice on baseball when they open this summer. Bet a small used car and it’s a free trip. I want to see that book in person. Going to be incredible.

sorry I missed this last night san...we were at +120 on the NO...

that fucking full game total scares the shit outta me though...

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

just pulled up pointsbet...thanks for the heads up, never heard of them before...they need to do more advertising...you see DK and FD ads all over the place in NJ...might be a little complex for what people are used to...when is tradesports gonna open in NJ...mentioned a lotta times, i loved that shit...

so ARZ/SD has moved all the way to -152 as I type, up from -115 last night...fucking crazy...NHL 1Ps all over again...

TEX/SEA holding at +120...

[Dan Druff]

Early MLB game:

Sharps and public are on this one.

10:07am PDT start time

Boston (Price) at Toronto (E. Jackson) - Under 9 -115

Yes, Sanlmar, I'm betting UNDER involving Price and an opponent journeyman who pitched in MLB in 2003.

Lord help me.

[Sanlmar]

I’m backing the Sawks under also

No Vlad & JDMart

Travel day game after rough Astros matchup for Sawks.

MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 960 BOSTON RED SOX/TORONTO BLUE JAYS UNDER 9 -116 FOR GAME L

Rocky start for both pitchers?
MLB PROPS - BOSTON RED SOX @ TORONTO BLUE JAYS - SCORE IN 1ST INNING - YES -110 W

Druff, why the 30 point drop on the Braves ML with “My Sharona”/Saroka on the hill? Yeah, GBCP, wild swings. Will dig into news later but I took some -133 to start

Diamondbacks dawgs against recently beat Paddack looks tasty. Paddack $ prolly still piles in so there is time. Idea at this point

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

nice YES on BOS/TOR san...shoulda taken that as you waxed poetic last night...

[Sanlmar]

nice YES on BOS/TOR san...shoulda taken that as you waxed poetic last night...

Jeez, GBCP. All that typing. Kill ya

Did you tap that price on that other 1st inning - NO? Weaver Paddack. I set alarm this AM just to get it. I was -125. It’s -145 now. You were offered -115

This Jays bum was to be an “opener” but who knows. Basically, the whole under hinges on him finding the pine in the 2nd inning

Edit
Actually Jackson started ruff last outing too.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

nice YES on BOS/TOR san...shoulda taken that as you waxed poetic last night...

Jeez, GBCP. All that typing. Kill ya

Did you tap that price on that other 1st inning - NO? Sweet price. I was -125

This Jays bum was to be an “opener” but who knows. Basically, the whole under hinges on him finding the pine in the 2nd inning

too much green/red flickering across to type much...im mesmerized...

yeah I hopped on ARZ/SD last night at -115...

my TEX/SEA has moved up to +123...staying away...

musta missed something where we converted to the metric system in this country...

[Sanlmar]

GBCP,

Pull up the weather ballpark thing I told you about in this thread last Sat

Here’s some lulz... it sorts by wind

David Price - folks in Toronto going, “yup, he hasn’t changed a lick”. What a fraud.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

GBCP,

Pull up the weather ballpark thing I told you about in this thread last Sat

Here’s some lulz... it sorts by wind

David Price - folks in Toronto going, “yup, he hasn’t changed a lick”. What a fraud.

you're harsh on price, san...wind is blowing out at 19...

[Sanlmar]

Live

Tablet - RED SOX vs BLUE JAYS [BATTER PROPS] Total OVER 12.5 +105 W

[Sanlmar]

19yr old Jays pitcher can tell his friends at recess he pitched against the Sawks on the holiday

Price out.

[Daly]

I don’t throw shade in this thread often but did you all just tout an Under with Edwin Jackson pitching?

[Sanlmar]

I don’t throw shade in this thread often but did you all just tout an Under with Edwin Jackson pitching?

We encourage shade.

That was a 1st inning bet. Rusty Jackson hasn’t started sharp recently amongst many other reasons. Jackson 1st inning Yes

We followed with a Druff under but I have two eyes so we hope to wash that loss with an in game over. 19 yr old was in Jays pen and Sawks pen had action for our fragile hero Price.

Druff and his sharps. Sigh

We swing both ways here.

FTR Sawks bullpen allowing .199 recently. This is excellent. Not good for me but we learn.

[simpdog]

Jays fans are all pissed that they didn't play Vladdy Jr on Victoria Day.

I wouldn't have minded him hitting a homer off Price, but it's the regular season so likely wouldn't happen.

[Sanlmar]

Jays fans are all pissed that they didn't play Vladdy Jr on Victoria Day.

I wouldn't have minded him hitting a homer off Price, but it's the regular season so likely wouldn't happen.

The camera caught Vlad stretching and yawning with a big smile on his face like he just woke up. The Boston announcers were laughing. He looked like every teenager you’ve ever known. Not a care in the world and just snoozin’.

He’s 20 freaking years old, why rest.. 20 yrs old ... could go 48hrs no sleep. Physical prime of life. Give the kid big league reps.

Not really following Jays until the final yard sale. Gotta be concerned.

[Daly]

Twinkie’s on sale again today.

Team total price is off and everything.

[Dan Druff]

I hated myself for backing an under with Jackson, and I hate myself even more now.

Here's a chalk spread play to compensate.

Starting in a few

Washington (Corbin) -1.5 -101 at Mets (Font)

[Dan Druff]

25mph wind blowing in

Seattle (Leake) at Texas (Minor) - Under 11 -115

[Dan Druff]

Might be good time to live bet Nats if you can. They blew 1st and 3rd in the top of the 1st, and then Mets plated 2 in the bottom half with two solo shots.

Not saying the bet is going to win, but you'll get a good line, and honestly, Wimer Font is awful.