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    Simp would trade all his winnings back for a Leafs win.

    That’s not how it works - at least not in the NHL

    Druff’s free pick - you can play too

    Rangers (Lynn) -1.5/+155 v Angels MLB

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    On my way to Table Mountain Casino, which later kicked me out under threat of arrest if I return, I tried to place 2 bets.

    Yankees under 9
    Cleveland under 8

    Found the best lines on Bovada, but it was malfunctioning on the awful mobile client.

    Thought the games both started at 4:05 PST.

    Nope, they oddly started at 3:35 PST (wtf?)

    At 3:37, when I got the client finally working, I got the bad news that both games already started.

    I rage-live-bet Yankees under 9.5 -130 after Boston scored in the top of the 1st with a solo shot.

    The Cleveland one had already fallen to 6.5, so I said fuck it.

    Of course both would have won.

    Plus I'd have 2 wins to tack onto my record here.

    Instead I just have to settle for one win, and nothing for my record here.

    Fucking Bovada.


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    you didn't know the start time so fuck bovada?

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    Playoff hockey 3P overs are now 22-6.

     
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    Well, they didn't believe the answer we gave (I forgot which of us said we did it)


    Druff you remember everything....


    Washington +105 for game loss
    Blues/Jets under 1.5 first period -120loss

    NBA (tread lightly)
    GSW -8.5win

    MLB Jays over 8 (or 8.5) win
    Last edited by simpdog; 04-18-2019 at 08:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Well, they didn't believe the answer we gave (I forgot which of us said we did it)


    Druff you remember everything....


    Washington +105 for game
    Blues/Jets under 1.5 first period -120

    NBA (tread lightly)
    GSW -8.5

    MLB Jays over 8 (or 8.5)
    Kid cashes the Jays ticket top of 4th. 6-3 Jays

    I have the Jays +163 as you know, so wish me well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Playoff hockey 3P overs are now 22-6.
    Merci d'avoir joué

    NHL underdogs lead 18-11 SU

    I took tonight’s 3 dogs +800 in a 3 Team parlay.

    I legit like the picks individually and the above stat is comfort

    Simpdog talked me out of hedging Jays. If Jays lose (when I coulda gotten +440 Twins) you may not hear from Simp for a while.

    Edit
    Merci Simp. Jays on a heater.
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    Yankees (German) vs Kansas City (Bailey) - Under 9 -112

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    Here’s your make up game Druff.

    956 MILWAUKEE BREWERS -104 FOR 1ST 5 INNINGS

    Dodgers Urias
    Brewers Davies

    Urias is trash. Always was. You know I’m right. History is on my side. I’ve played Urias like a fiddle for years. No prospect in MLB history has been more overrated

    There is no way Brewers should be a home dog here

    You might want to wait cause dumb Dodger $ but I also fear people will get woke.
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    Durant 3 Ts through 3 games...after 6 the suspensions start...where can I make a wager that Beverley gets him there before the end of the series?

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    Hit the Yankees under again yesterday.

    Let's go for 3 in a row.

    Yankees (Sabathia) vs Kansas City (Junis) - Under 9 -120
    Baltimore (Cobb) +175 vs. Minnesota (Berrios)

     
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    MLB

    Oakland -130 vs Jays

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    MLB

    Oakland -130 vs Jays
    No Bruins pick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    MLB

    Oakland -130 vs Jays
    No Bruins pick?
    The Blue Jays are the only Toronto team who will lose tonight.

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    simp, I saw a blue jay in Yosemite today and tried to take a pic for you, but it flew away.

    It's the though that counts, though, right?

    I hit all 3 of these Yankees unders, but two of them were razor thin close, and the other was also in danger of losing at one point.

     
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    I really hate betting under 7 because there's such little room to recover if things go wrong early, but I feel this is a good one:

    Marlins have scored 0-1 runs in 7 of their past 10 games, and more than 3 just once.

    Urena has bad numbers but pitched really well last time out, and seems generally headed in the right direction.

    Washington (Scherzer) at Miami (Urena) - Under 7 -104

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    Crawford to win by KO tonight @ Madison Square Gardens

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    Well, this is why I hate under 7. When one pitcher -- or both -- aren't sharp, as is the case today, your pick is fucked.

    Game is 3-2 in the 3rd, and I'm already writing it off.

    Orioles are down 6-5 in the 9th. They actually hit Berrios fairly hard. The team is hitting better as of late, and even Chris Davis somehow has his average up to .140 (which is actually fairly impressive given his 0-for-53 or whatever start.)

    They're a dog in Game 2 of the doubleheader (starting shortly), and they're up against a lousy pitcher. Plus Cobb has been good this season (but is coming off a minor injury).

    Baltimore (Cobb) +131 vs. Minnesota (M. Perez)

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    Wanted to pick Denver moneyline today and chickened out. Obviously now I wish I had.

    Instead, here is a spread pick on the night's final game:

    Utah -2.5 -105 vs. Houston

    I'm getting -2 -105 on Bovada, but the prevailing line is -2.5 -105, so that's the one I'll post. I don't like posting outlier lines for my record here, because that's not fair for everyone else using other books.

    Utah will lose this series, but this should be the one game they win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTickle View Post
    Crawford to win by KO tonight @ Madison Square Gardens
    I agree, but I hate lines like -300.

    Still might fire on it though.

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