*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[padre33]

Reds Padres was actually a GREAT game if you don’t care about money. It was like the playoffs even the Reds players said.

I did the frustrated walk the dog after the very good Melancon gave up the lead. Home crowd was rocking, I'm sure a lot of San Diego fans in attendance missed the bottom of 9th. I get 3 texts as I'm coming up the hill "walkoff!!". We can get lucky sometimes, Druff winning -1.5 is gold.

I'm on Nats _125, A's +130, Jays under 10.5, Indians -130

Close out Friday. Hawks +120, Clippers +115 Sixers and Jazz can get the fishing gear ready.

[padre33]

Rockies was already on my mind. This thread makes me want to get down on a bundle

[Dan Druff]

I realllllllllly wanted to fire on Pittsburgh today because I thought that Cleveland pitcher was gonna get bombed, but Kuhl has looked so bad, I just couldn't.

6-0 Pirates in the 3rd. Ugh.

Anyway, here's one starting in a few:

White Sox (Rodon) -104 at Houston (L. Garcia)

[Dan Druff]

BTW the books apparently think my Phillies play is dumb, and you can get as high as +132 in some places now. Wow. That actually scares me, because usually weird movement like that means your side is wrong. But that's where it stands. I thought maybe Harper was invovled because his back has been having issues, but nope... he's playing.

[Sanlmar]

BTW the books apparently think my Phillies play is dumb, and you can get as high as +132 in some places now. Wow. That actually scares me, because usually weird movement like that means your side is wrong. But that's where it stands. I thought maybe Harper was invovled because his back has been having issues, but nope... he's playing.

Harper has been an offensive zero. His replacement was better. Frisco is gonna burn cop cars and riot tonight


Like a middle schooler shoving straws up his nose in the cafeteria I’m gonna gross you out

Seattle Mariners team total over 3½ -115 W
Seattle Mariners -130 for 1st 5 Innings W
Tampa Bay Wacha Wacha is awful. Don’t miss your stop to get off the Tampa Bay train

[Daly]

Nice to see a thread bet as sharp as the Rockies +170 Pan out.

[Sanlmar]

Let’s keep the line at the Cashiers window orderly please.

Good night for PFA

[Daly]

So I spread out bets across the field “Over 71.5 third round score”.

First 12 golfers are out and we got no birds and 6 bogey.

You won’t sweep but my guess is you end up with some $$ in the account at the end of the day.

[NickyPipes]

Pipes gets Piped

Earlier this week I was in the sauna talking with some movers and shakers

A guy who owns a restaurant on Palm Beach was saying his guy in LA knew that KL was done for the rest of the series. News yet to hit mainstream

I immediately pulled out my phone and saw Utah Jazz -123, yes brother! Laid down a nice chunk of change

You can’t Pipe Vegas boys!

I will take this defeat like a champion, I recognize and accept my failures, no shame in a few losses!

[padre33]

A little late but still time to get on Marlins before they score in 1st. MARLINS +117

[Daly]

Pipes gets Piped

Earlier this week I was in the sauna talking with some movers and shakers

A guy who owns a restaurant on Palm Beach was saying his guy in LA knew that KL was done for the rest of the series. News yet to hit mainstream

I immediately pulled out my phone and saw Utah Jazz -123, yes brother! Laid down a nice chunk of change

You can’t Pipe Vegas boys!

I will take this defeat like a champion, I recognize and accept my failures, no shame in a few losses!

Sounds like you kicked the shit out of the line value by multiple hundred points and got a bad run out. You do this over the course of a year and you will be profitable.

Sorry for the result, but I’ll take this spot every day.

[padre33]

Took Justin Thomas +2600 last night and Bryson +1600 this morning 200 apiece. Course will be tougher on the weekend. Heading out to hike Torey Pines sunrise tomorrow before final round. Matchups for degeneracy

[Sanlmar]

A little late but still time to get on Marlins before they score in 1st. MARLINS +117

Yeah, Jake Arrietta is still playing baseball. Remarkable.

Nice job last night, btw.

I’m feeling lazy and late but here’s some ideas.

The Sizzler be Sizzlin’ in KC.



Boston Red Sox/Kansas City Royals over 10½ -130 L
I elected the to pay extra juice cause I’m a scared little nit but my heart says this is unnecessary and 11 even is fine
Two terrible pitchers. Two poor bullpens
I’d like K.C. to swing the bat like they used to. They have cranked some runs off bad teams.
Kinda large and if I lose this there will be no tears

Here’s an under HRE for Druff
Total H+R+E/By both teams under 28½ -115 W
I may add more. This is stupid

Detroit Tigers/Los Angeles Angels over 9 -130 W
Angels overs are the new auto-bet
Detroit Wily Peralta pitching. Who? You will need an encyclopedia Britannica to find the last time he pitched. It’s that time of year.

You guys love dogs. It’s a Padres bullpen day and they have a hell of a bullpen. Reds offense has been sneaky good. The kid rookie Winker is mashing bombs
Cincinnati Reds team total over 3½ -125
Cincinnati Reds +135 for 1st 5 Innings

Did I forget Colorado @ home? Let’s fix that
Colorado Rockies -112 L
People are waking up to this as you can see with them as favorite but we ride til we die

[NickyPipes]

BTW the books apparently think my Phillies play is dumb, and you can get as high as +132 in some places now. Wow. That actually scares me, because usually weird movement like that means your side is wrong. But that's where it stands. I thought maybe Harper was invovled because his back has been having issues, but nope... he's playing.

Harper has been an offensive zero. His replacement was better. Frisco is gonna burn cop cars and riot tonight


Like a middle schooler shoving straws up his nose in the cafeteria I’m gonna gross you out

Seattle Mariners team total over 3½ -115 W
Seattle Mariners -130 for 1st 5 Innings W
Tampa Bay Wacha Wacha is awful. Don’t miss your stop to get off the Tampa Bay train

I am sad to see the Rays lose but happy to see a sharp guy get paid

[NickyPipes]

Matt Brown +157
Erosa +115
Silva -127
Dangerous Davey Grant +172
50k Ige -150

Run the numbers

[Daly]

Took Justin Thomas +2600 last night and Bryson +1600 this morning 200 apiece. Course will be tougher on the weekend. Heading out to hike Torey Pines sunrise tomorrow before final round. Matchups for degeneracy

I’ll be pulling for you - that Bryson ticket is going to be a good one to own tomorrow. Anyone -2 or better will have a shot tomorrow but Bryson at +1600 is a deal.

Rham played like a gigantic faggot in rounds 2&3. Had 7-8 solid shots at bird and went 0-8. Then he hits a flagstick after laying up which caused a double.

I do think he pulls it together soon. He was remarkably consistent.

[Dan Druff]

Pittsburgh (Brubaker) vs. Cleveland (Hentges) - Under 8 -105

Starting in minutes

[Dan Druff]

This one is starting later:

Cincinnati (Castillo) +125 at San Diego (Lamet)

[Daly]

All gambling bullshit aside for a moment - this may be an all time finish at the US Open

[Daly]

Back to business, I agree with Daly that Rahm is the guy to beat this week. DJ started to pull the ball again like he did back in the Genesis. The price sucks, but I understand why it’s there. May wait a day or two because I don’t see Rahm’s price going below 10-1 as the public will start looking for value elsewhere.

The smart move after picking chalk is to keep my trap shut. He wins he is supposed to win. He plays like an asshole and misses the cut I look like a jerk.

I don’t have to tell you about the ebb and flow of player form and how guys just naturally cycle up and down the player list. Remember last year when DJ decided he was back and went into GOD mode? Unless I miss my guess I think we going to see Rham do something similar over the summer. Feels like he has cleared any hurdles he had in his way and all his top level piers are having issues in some form or fashion.

Maybe I’m wrong but I guess we shall see. I got this feeling if you bet him at 12/10 -1 for the next 15 weeks he’s going to bink 3-4 of them.

So like I said on Saturday Rham is a faggot and was dead money the whole time.