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[DJ_Chaps]

Sick game. Have a parlay bama-3.5 SMU ml and Baylor -7 1h


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[Dan Druff]

Well, Sac was down 23-8 to start, caught up, then was down 57-40 after the first half. Then they recovered, went into OT, and won



Actually considered doing the +162 moneyline on them but decided not to exactly for this reason... I had a feeling it would be close. Yes, that would have won, but it easily could have been a 1-3 point loss instead of that OT, or an OT loss by less than 4. So I'm still not regretting my decision to just do the +4 spread.

Indiana over looking excellent and almost sure to win.

Milwaukee under looking mediocre after 1, and is on slight pace to lose, but at least I likely have a winning day clinched.

Now if only I could play some poker. Stupid Bovada/Ignition and their fail.

[Tellafriend]

Had Alabama -3.5. Auburn just had a 100 yard pick 6. That one hurt.

War Eagle!

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

since saban took over at bama (think it was '07), bama has missed the most FGs in the nation...108...

I mean what the fuck...like he can't send one of his lackey assistants to the kohl's kicking camp in the summer and just pick one of the top 3 kickers and tell him he's on scholarship with the chance to pull some A+, hot southern pussy...jesus...

[DJ_Chaps]

THAT BULLSHIT PERFORMANCE COST ME TOO. THE FIELD GOAL AT HALF NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED THO.

[DJ_Chaps]

THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME. THROW DARTS AT FAVES LIKE A DEGEN SQUARE..... LOOK CLOSELY. SCORES LISTED.




IPFW 71 vs Grand Canyon 60 11/30/19 20:00 EST Grand Canyon -280

Prairie View A&M 79 vs Texas San Antonio 72 11/30/19 20:00 EST Texas San Antonio -400

Texas A&M Corpus 55 vs UT Rio Grande Valley 52 11/30/19 20:00 EST UT Rio Grande Valley -280

Tulsa 67 vs Vanderbilt 58 11/30/19 20:00 EST Vanderbilt -215

Wisc Green Bay 98 vs Montana State 7211/30/19 20:00 EST Montana State -190

BYU 3 vs San Diego State 13 11/30/19 21:00 EST BYU -205

[jsearles22]

A little local knowledge. It’s windy as fuck in KC today. I’m not really looking forward to going to the game. KC is built to throw the ball. We have almost no running game. Also our rush D sucks. Oakland is trash, but they can run the ball with Jacobs. Chiefs vs Raiders always seems like close games. I only hesitate because Andy Reid off a bye is usually a lock, but nonetheless give me Oakland +11

[ErickAA]

So far,

3 team 10 point teaser
KC
Carolina
Philly

(If it is still live going into afternoon will hedge with Oakland probably)

Tenn -1
Jets -3
O47.5 in Tampa game
Ravens -5.5
Giants +7

[Tellafriend]

So far,

3 team 10 point teaser
KC
Carolina
Philly

(If it is still live going into afternoon will hedge with Oakland probably)

Tenn -1
Jets -3
O47.5 in Tampa game
Ravens -5.5
Giants +7

Supposed to be terrible weather in Jax today Verm.

[OSA]

Basketball #516 Los Angeles Lakers -2 for Game
Football #461 Oakland Raiders +17 for Game

$100.00 $90.91

Oakland Raiders +11 -110 for Game
$50.00 $45.45

Parlay
Football #453 Washington Redskins/Carolina Panthers over 39 -110 for Game
Football #463 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3 -110 for Game
Football #467 Los Angeles Rams -2½ -110 for Game
Football #476 Seattle Seahawks -3 +100 for Game

$50.00 $525.75

Teaser
Football #453 Washington Redskins/Carolina Panthers over 33 for Game
Football #454 Carolina Panthers -4½ for Game

$100.00 $90.91


Parlay
Football #455 San Francisco 49ers/Baltimore Ravens under 45 -110 for Game
Football #465 New York Jets -2½ -110 for Game
Football #471 Cleveland Browns -1 -110 for Game

$50.00 $300.00


San Francisco 49ers/Baltimore Ravens under 45 -110 for Game
$100.00 $90.91

[Sanlmar]

Actionable? idk This like weather but it’s fun to try to handicap. (It’s all built in btw)

I am short Pats. I’ll regret it, I know. I might hedge out depending on early results.

With an illness sweeping the locker room this week, the Patriots did something uncommon in traveling to Houston: the team flew in two planes, one to accommodate those who were sick and keep others away from them. Nine players are questionable because of the sickness.

[Dan Druff]

Teaser
Football #453 Washington Redskins/Carolina Panthers over 33 for Game
Football #454 Carolina Panthers -4½ for Game

Don't ever do teasers on favorites beyond -8.5. That's a huge sucker play.

Also don't ever tease totals. Another huge sucker play.

This was analyzed to death decades ago and remains true today.

Here are the only lines you should ever be teasing by 6 points (that is, start with these and tease them by 6):

-7.5
-8
-8.5
+1.5
+2
+2.5

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

god bless CBSSN for televising the Hawaii game last night...football on until 4am ET...

and people who say 'don't chase losses' are quitters...

[Dan Druff]

Okay, here are two NBA games for those who want a distraction from football.

I also might throw in a totals pick on the Orlando/GS game later on.

These both start in less than 2 hours:

Miami at Brooklyn - Under 215.5
New York +7.5 vs. Boston (+7 ok)

[OSA]

Teaser
Football #453 Washington Redskins/Carolina Panthers over 33 for Game
Football #454 Carolina Panthers -4½ for Game

Don't ever do teasers on favorites beyond -8.5. That's a huge sucker play.

Also don't ever tease totals. Another huge sucker play.

This was analyzed to death decades ago and remains true today.

Here are the only lines you should ever be teasing by 6 points (that is, start with these and tease them by 6):

-7.5
-8
-8.5
+1.5
+2
+2.5

Yea, yea. Whatever. I shouldn't be betting, period. I'm following these bets, my 2 fantasy leagues and 4 draft kings contests. At this point, does it even matter?

[Dan Druff]

Don't ever do teasers on favorites beyond -8.5. That's a huge sucker play.

Also don't ever tease totals. Another huge sucker play.

This was analyzed to death decades ago and remains true today.

Here are the only lines you should ever be teasing by 6 points (that is, start with these and tease them by 6):

-7.5
-8
-8.5
+1.5
+2
+2.5

Yea, yea. Whatever. I shouldn't be betting, period. I'm following these bets, my 2 fantasy leagues and 4 draft kings contests. At this point, does it even matter?

Just saying you're better off parlaying the regular lines than teasing those two.

[Dan Druff]

I don't bet much on the NFL but I'm going to fire today.

Arizona +121 moneyline vs. Rams

[OSA]

Unfuckingreal. Panthers were -600 ffs. Sick.

[SPIT this]

Unfuckingreal. Panthers were -600 ffs. Sick.

Lmao, your bets will never cease to amaze me

[ErickAA]

So far so bad.

Took Oakland +11 (already 2 turnovers early in first and soon to be down 14-0)

Took under in Rams and Denver game.

Sutton just made the most amazing 1 handed catch of the year in the end zone on 3rd and long and probably will cost me the under.

In other news the sky is still blue.