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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post

    The answer is simple. Don't sober up. Pretty sure tyde agrees with me on this one.

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    the voice of reason folks

    have another Shirley Temple...

    TODD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    Druff hates being called out for being a silver spooned and coddled upper class youth

    would love to see this man face EVER face any kind of adversity whatsoever in his entire life

    sadly, this will never happen in our era

    oh and fuck the Dodgers
    I hate to tell you, but most of your adversity is self-inflicted.


    you know less than nothing about adversity my affluent silver spooned Jewish friend

    you've been coddled and stroked your entire life from a wealthy family, and inherited your good fortune with very little effort

    did I miss something here ?

    if I'm somehow off the mark here, I think the entire PFA community would be eager to hear you regale' your tales of extreme hardship

    lol

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    Grab ya glocks when you see Jewdonk..


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
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    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.
    Did the bullet disintegrate upon impact? Magically exit without leaving a trace? Simply stop in midair after penetrating the glass, neatly drop on the floor of the truck where it can't be found?

    Do tell mr car window/firearms expert.

    if someone should have a conversation on how to be an ex convict drug dealer, rest assured i wont risk wounding your ego in that thread.


    that you would anger-thump this ode du butthurt instead of reading another 3 posts down where i suggested tyde check the car and surrounding area for the round speaks tomes about which end of the whip society has you slated for.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Random bullet takes out his rear window and makes them all scatter like cockroaches, in broad daylight, on a random weekday morning.

    But everything's perfectly safe around there, obv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Detroit View Post
    In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

    already hammered out the remainder of the glass

    got an estimate to replace for less than 150 bucks

    he's gonna be here at 4 PM

    same replacement in any US based Land Rover dealer or auto glass shop would run at LEAST 7 hundie

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Random bullet takes out his rear window and makes them all scatter like cockroaches, in broad daylight, on a random weekday morning.

    But everything's perfectly safe around there, obv.


    Crowe...

    how about writing up a nice trip report for the good people of PFA about your exciting life in the burbs of Nowhere, U.S.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Detroit View Post
    In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

    already hammered out the remainder of the glass

    got an estimate to replace for less than 150 bucks

    he's gonna be here at 4 PM

    same replacement in any US based Land Rover dealer or auto glass shop would run at LEAST 7 hundie
    You might see if they have some type of loyalty program. My guess is he will be out there again soon.

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    This was just a warning shot anyway. Cartel hitmen are really good at what they do, and have a very high success rate, because if they fuck up a hit they will most likely be killed. So, they make sure to get the job done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    I hate to tell you, but most of your adversity is self-inflicted.


    you know less than nothing about adversity my affluent silver spooned Jewish friend

    you've been coddled and stroked your entire life from a wealthy family, and inherited your good fortune with very little effort


    did I miss something here ?

    if I'm somehow off the mark here, I think the entire PFA community would be eager to hear you regale' your tales of extreme hardship

    lol
    Not to start anything but haven't there been accusations that your Mom and Dad have supported you financially as an adult?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    I hate to tell you, but most of your adversity is self-inflicted.


    you know less than nothing about adversity my affluent silver spooned Jewish friend

    you've been coddled and stroked your entire life from a wealthy family, and inherited your good fortune with very little effort

    did I miss something here ?

    if I'm somehow off the mark here, I think the entire PFA community would be eager to hear you regale' your tales of extreme hardship

    lol
    How did I inherit a fortune if both my parents are still alive?

    And how does anything about my life change the fact that most of your problems are self-inflicted?

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    Cartels obv going after Range Rover owners
    http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime...-two-years.ece

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    How did I inherit a fortune if both my parents are still alive?

    And how does anything about my life change the fact that most of your problems are self-inflicted?

    good question Todd

    kudos sir

    by the same token ( if I may )

    what the fuck does stupid ass retarded Hollywood Dave have to do with ANYTHING ?

    you love to make these random ancient references

    such a diversionary master

    gotta give you credit for that

    kiss kiss punkie

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    no one has ms painted walter white derby + glasses onto tyde yet?


    really?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Let's take a break from this old school Marty/Todd forum slap flight, and get back on topic.

    Marty, why is there not a single photo of INSIDE your vehicle?

    You ran to post this tale of killer Mexican snipers, complete with busted rear window, moments after the "shooting".

    What happened to the bullet? Did it disintegrate in the glass?

    There should be a very clear and obvious hole inside your vehicle if there was really a shot fired into it.

    This is looking more like someone vandalized your car in order to steal something out of the back, and you decided to make lemonade out of lemons by casting yourself as the happy-go-lucky action hero of Ensenada.

    If I'm wrong, let's see the inside of your vehicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    How did I inherit a fortune if both my parents are still alive?

    And how does anything about my life change the fact that most of your problems are self-inflicted?

    good question Todd

    kudos sir

    by the same token ( if I may )

    what the fuck does stupid ass retarded Hollywood Dave have to do with ANYTHING ?

    you love to make these random ancient references

    such a diversionary master

    gotta give you credit for that

    kiss kiss punkie
    Establishing that historically you are not a badass.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Let's take a break from this old school Marty/Todd forum slap flight, and get back on topic.

    Marty, why is there not a single photo of INSIDE your vehicle?

    You ran to post this tale of killer Mexican snipers, complete with busted rear window, moments after the "shooting".

    What happened to the bullet? Did it disintegrate in the glass?

    There should be a very clear and obvious hole inside your vehicle if there was really a shot fired into it.

    This is looking more like someone vandalized your car in order to steal something out of the back, and you decided to make lemonade out of lemons by casting yourself as the happy-go-lucky action hero of Ensenada.

    If I'm wrong, let's see the inside of your vehicle.
    Given the trajectory, shouldn't the windshield be blown out too?

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    its absolutely possible that a 22 caliber slug could flatten against the window and shatter it without passing through. bullets do weird shit. it could have bounced back or disintegrated into fragments, either scenario could break safety glass like that.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Let's take a break from this old school Marty/Todd forum slap flight, and get back on topic.

    Marty, why is there not a single photo of INSIDE your vehicle?

    You ran to post this tale of killer Mexican snipers, complete with busted rear window, moments after the "shooting".

    What happened to the bullet? Did it disintegrate in the glass?

    There should be a very clear and obvious hole inside your vehicle if there was really a shot fired into it.

    This is looking more like someone vandalized your car in order to steal something out of the back, and you decided to make lemonade out of lemons by casting yourself as the happy-go-lucky action hero of Ensenada.

    If I'm wrong, let's see the inside of your vehicle.


    standard Druff folks

    casting misguided doubt and insinuating fraud where there is none

    excuse me for not jumping outside after we were shot at to do a full CSI style top to bottom check of my vehicle immediately

    I'll work on providing a top to bottom synopsis as to appease Todd as soon as I get around to it

    always the cynic, always the skeptic , always depressing as fuck

     
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      anonamoose: wait a minute, so you have had enough time to get an estimate on repair on it, but you haven't had time to look for a bullet in your car?

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