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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Going to change your views on the safety of Mexico?

    are you gonna spend the rest of your life sucking your thumb wrapped in a nice warm wooby ?

    getting shot at (if thats what happened) was fucking awesome

    I've been laughing my ass off all morning
    You wouldn't be laughing your ass off if the bullet entered your body instead of your car.

    But ok... glad to see you think this is so exciting like an Xbox game.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.

    NAILED IT

     
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      son of lockman: hey i want to see you two seats and dashboard fucked up from the shot. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.

    all 3 of us scattered for cover as soon as we heard it

    option A: my circa 2000 rear glass shattered from age/heat at 10:30 AM

    option B: I had an M-80 in the back which somehow went off accidentally

    option C: someone took at a shot at us/Tyson

    ____

    option C was agreed upon by all parties present

    we all heard a loud 'crack' and ran for cover

    look in the interior of the car for a lump of copper/lead obv. or a hole. that doesnt look like the type of damage id expect from a ricochet.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious
    Exactly how is almost getting killed hilarious?

    Someone either thinks you are in cahoots with this guy, or you pissed someone off, or for whatever reason they do not want you there any longer. Either way its time to pack your shit and get he fuck out.

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    Is there a book depository or grassy knoll nearby?

    Christmas gift idea..........Kevlar shirts, leave the collar up.

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    its worth noting that a high velocity round can create a very small, neat hole because very little energy is dispersed/displaced into the glass by the time it passes through, especially if its a fmj round. same story with human bodies btw, which is why we had to redesign .223 rounds in vietnam to be lower fps.


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      son of lockman: man you got that right. a .223 fired by an M!$ goes in the size of a dime. but comes out the size of a dinner plate.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    should have been a better shot and got him in the head


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    are you gonna spend the rest of your life sucking your thumb wrapped in a nice warm wooby ?

    getting shot at (if thats what happened) was fucking awesome

    I've been laughing my ass off all morning
    You wouldn't be laughing your ass off if the bullet entered your body instead of your car.

    But ok... glad to see you think this is so exciting like an Xbox game.


    you live in such a rich and challenging social environment

    I'm jealous Todd

    add my email addy to your weekly newsletter

    TIA

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    LOL @ Todd

    yes Mexico is safer than you realize. You don't know that because I'm guessing you have never been here

    the difference between you and I, is that getting shot at doesn't fucking phase me in the least . I thought it was funny and awesome. I just lost a 900 dollar back window to a random shot taken at someone else. They weren't shooting at me

    you are a huge pussy Todd (no offense bro)

    living your life wrapped up in a warm blanket with plenty of reserves

    you're like a frightened little Jew kitty cat

    first sign of adversity you collapse like a stack of graham crackers soaking in warm milk

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    LOL @ Todd

    yes Mexico is safer than you realize. You don't know that because I'm guessing you have never been here

    the difference between you and I, is that getting shot at doesn't fucking phase me in the least . I thought it was funny and awesome. I just lost a 900 dollar back window to a random shot taken at someone else. They weren't shooting at me

    you are a huge pussy Todd (no offense bro)

    living your life wrapped up in a warm blanket with plenty of reserves

    you're like a frightened little Jew kitty cat

    first sign of adversity you collapse like a stack of graham crackers soaking in warm milk
    This from the guy who was scared of Hollywood Dave at the WSOP.

    "no offense"

    However I will admit that you probably had a big smile on your face seconds after this happened, realizing that you can post it on PFA and look like a badass on the internet.

    Honest question: How quickly did you think of PFA after your window was shot out? I'm setting the over/under at 20 seconds.

     
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    lol God bless you

    your diversionary tactics are subtle, and admittedly brilliant amongst this collection of halfwits

    carry on with your bad self big dog

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    Druff hates being called out for being a silver spooned and coddled upper class youth

    would love to see this man face EVER face any kind of adversity whatsoever in his entire life

    sadly, this will never happen in our era

    oh and fuck the Dodgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.
    Did the bullet disintegrate upon impact? Magically exit without leaving a trace? Simply stop in midair after penetrating the glass, neatly drop on the floor of the truck where it can't be found?

    Do tell mr car window/firearms expert.

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    So once the tequila-fueled adrenaline wears off, what's the play?

    You're obviously disposable to them at this point if they think that you're his amigo. It could be as simple as gringo + gringo. If he's on the lam, it's your throat they'll cut.

    However, being a cartel mule would make for some good stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post

    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe

    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up

    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip
    pics of bullet or GTFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.
    Did the bullet disintegrate upon impact? Magically exit without leaving a trace? Simply stop in midair after penetrating the glass, neatly drop on the floor of the truck where it can't be found?

    Do tell mr car window/firearms expert.
    Scared or not I'd leave the forensics for another day.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    the difference between you and I, is that getting shot at doesn't fucking phase me in the least . I thought it was funny and awesome. I just lost a 900 dollar back window to a random shot taken at someone else. They weren't shooting at me
    I always told you gang banging in mexico is fun. Now you understand.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    So once the tequila-fueled adrenaline wears off, what's the play?

    You're obviously disposable to them at this point if they think that you're his amigo. It could be as simple as gringo + gringo. If he's on the lam, it's your throat they'll cut.

    However, being a cartel mule would make for some good stories.
    The answer is simple. Don't sober up. Pretty sure tyde agrees with me on this one.

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    lol @ 'tequila fueled adrenaline'

    I'm sober as a heart attack after this morning

    I'm not concerned with this situation in the least , nor will I ever be charged with a crime or harboring a fugitive

    guilty by association at best

    federales still haven't shown up yet

    oops

    much ado about nothing

    LOL @ Todd mentioning Hollywood Dave in his response

    HOF

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Druff hates being called out for being a silver spooned and coddled upper class youth

    would love to see this man face EVER face any kind of adversity whatsoever in his entire life

    sadly, this will never happen in our era

    oh and fuck the Dodgers
    I hate to tell you, but most of your adversity is self-inflicted.

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