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    SHIT Just Got REAL

    lol so after I busted the 20K, I made a run to the store for smokes

    Tyson has been back for 3 days bouncing around...extremely paranoid about the cartel and/or U.S. authorities

    he came over this morning about 6 AM and we hung out drinking a few while he was railing the 20K with me sipping tequila and Fresca with no ice

    when I got back from the store, one of my other neighbors Johnny comes over and we are all standing outside my house next to my Range Rover bullshitting

    boooooooooom

    heard this loud 'snap' sound , and then my back window shatters

    we all ducked for cover immed



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    definitely a gun shot. sounded like a 22 to me

    Tyson is all freaked out right now obv and bolted 5 mins ago

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious

    Mexico owns

     
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      son of lockman: of course this had nothing to do with you marty. that's why it was your window that was shot out. fucking idiot that you are

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    i think the perp loctated his stolen wood and wanted to send a message
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    lol, I think. Bad shot

    Is that A/C Mexican style?

     
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    Do Mexicans repair honky ass range rovers?

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    In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

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    In before picture of duct tape covering Marty's mouth with a ransom note.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detroit View Post
    In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

    already hammered out the remainder of the glass

    got an estimate to replace for less than 150 bucks

    he's gonna be here at 4 PM

    same replacement in any US based Land Rover dealer or auto glass shop would run at LEAST 7 hundie

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    lol so after I busted the 20K, I made a run to the store for smokes

    Tyson has been back for 3 days bouncing around...extremely paranoid about the cartel and/or U.S. authorities

    he came over this morning about 6 AM and we hung out drinking a few while he was railing the 20K with me sipping tequila and Fresca with no ice

    when I got back from the store, one of my other neighbors Johnny comes over and we are all standing outside my house next to my Range Rover bullshitting

    boooooooooom

    heard this loud 'snap' sound , and then my back window shatters

    we all ducked for cover immed



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    definitely a gun shot. sounded like a 22 to me

    Tyson is all freaked out right now obv and bolted 5 mins ago

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious

    Mexico owns
    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    lol so after I busted the 20K, I made a run to the store for smokes

    Tyson has been back for 3 days bouncing around...extremely paranoid about the cartel and/or U.S. authorities

    he came over this morning about 6 AM and we hung out drinking a few while he was railing the 20K with me sipping tequila and Fresca with no ice

    when I got back from the store, one of my other neighbors Johnny comes over and we are all standing outside my house next to my Range Rover bullshitting

    boooooooooom

    heard this loud 'snap' sound , and then my back window shatters

    we all ducked for cover immed



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    definitely a gun shot. sounded like a 22 to me

    Tyson is all freaked out right now obv and bolted 5 mins ago

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious

    Mexico owns
    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe

    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up

    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post

    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe

    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up


    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip
    lol
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    its worth noting that a high velocity round can create a very small, neat hole because very little energy is dispersed/displaced into the glass by the time it passes through, especially if its a fmj round. same story with human bodies btw, which is why we had to redesign .223 rounds in vietnam to be lower fps.


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    should have been a better shot and got him in the head


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    Weather on October 30 in Ensenada:

    High 80, Low 57

    The day before was almost identical.

    With such moderate weather and not a large difference between the high and low, it is unlikely that the window busted due to sudden temperature change.

    The windows break sometimes from rapid temperature changes (in the positive direction) due to 2 factors:

    1) Heat expands the molecules in the glass, weakening it.

    2) The air pressure in a closed car will increase if the car heats up, and this pressure (combined with the weakened windows) can cause the windows to burst.

    However, while already uncommon in the first place, when it does happen, it's either when a car sits in the sun on a hot day, or when a car sitting outside on a cold morning rapidly heats up due to a quick rise in temperature (often combined with direct sun exposure).

    For example, in 5000-foot-elevation type mountain communities, it is not unusual to see springtime highs in the low 80s and lows in the high 20s. So if you park your car overnight outside in one of these places, it drops below freezing, and then it heats up super rapidly (AND your car sits in the sun) in the morning, then a window burst wouldn't be a surprise.

    However, on an 80/57 spread in Ensenada, not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Weather on October 30 in Ensenada:

    High 80, Low 57

    The day before was almost identical.

    With such moderate weather and not a large difference between the high and low, it is unlikely that the window busted due to sudden temperature change.

    The windows break sometimes from rapid temperature changes (in the positive direction) due to 2 factors:

    1) Heat expands the molecules in the glass, weakening it.

    2) The air pressure in a closed car will increase if the car heats up, and this pressure (combined with the weakened windows) can cause the windows to burst.

    However, while already uncommon in the first place, when it does happen, it's either when a car sits in the sun on a hot day, or when a car sitting outside on a cold morning rapidly heats up due to a quick rise in temperature (often combined with direct sun exposure).

    For example, in 5000-foot-elevation type mountain communities, it is not unusual to see springtime highs in the low 80s and lows in the high 20s. So if you park your car overnight outside in one of these places, it drops below freezing, and then it heats up super rapidly (AND your car sits in the sun) in the morning, then a window burst wouldn't be a surprise.

    However, on an 80/57 spread in Ensenada, not so much.



    good post Druff

    after looking inside and out of the car, I'm not convinced it was a gunshot

    but when the window shattered, it made a very loud 'pop' sound....loud enough to make all of scatter. It sure sounded like it could have been a gunshot, but the interior of the car is unscathed, with no visible damage , or evidence of a slug. I scoured it top to bottom

    I suppose it could have been some random piece of material falling from the sky, (highly unlikely obv) and again, no evidence of any foreign material

    the most plausible explanation is that it simply expanded with the heat and popped, but it was rather cool at the time, only 10:30 AM...and there was a distinct hole the size of a volleyball....which isn't consistent with the type of damage that would result from a gradual temperature change.

    I honestly don't know what to think at this point

    the mystery remains unsolved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post

    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe

    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up

    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip
    pics of bullet or GTFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up

    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip
    pics of bullet or GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious
    Exactly how is almost getting killed hilarious?

    Someone either thinks you are in cahoots with this guy, or you pissed someone off, or for whatever reason they do not want you there any longer. Either way its time to pack your shit and get he fuck out.

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