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    SHIT Just Got REAL

    lol so after I busted the 20K, I made a run to the store for smokes

    Tyson has been back for 3 days bouncing around...extremely paranoid about the cartel and/or U.S. authorities

    he came over this morning about 6 AM and we hung out drinking a few while he was railing the 20K with me sipping tequila and Fresca with no ice

    when I got back from the store, one of my other neighbors Johnny comes over and we are all standing outside my house next to my Range Rover bullshitting

    boooooooooom

    heard this loud 'snap' sound , and then my back window shatters

    we all ducked for cover immed



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    definitely a gun shot. sounded like a 22 to me

    Tyson is all freaked out right now obv and bolted 5 mins ago

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious

    Mexico owns

     
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      son of lockman: of course this had nothing to do with you marty. that's why it was your window that was shot out. fucking idiot that you are

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    i think the perp loctated his stolen wood and wanted to send a message
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    lol, I think. Bad shot

    Is that A/C Mexican style?

     
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      son of lockman: if marty's smart which he isn't he'll get the fuck out of mexico. lol
      
      ::o: A/C

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    Do Mexicans repair honky ass range rovers?

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    In before pic of duct tape covering bullet hole.

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    In before picture of duct tape covering Marty's mouth with a ransom note.

     
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    Will they take $95 in stars money to fix it?

     
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      son of lockman: lol

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    Doesn't really look like a bullet hole. Even from a shotgun.

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    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.

     
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    Going to change your views on the safety of Mexico?

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    If that's the entry wound, where is the exit wound?
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    I dont understand. Since it was shot into the car you can find out in a few minutes whether it was a gun shot or a sling shot. pics of entry point inside car
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    Tyde you may want to stay away from your badass firepit tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    its pretty much exactly what a bullet does when it hits safety glass in a rear window. the shock waves from glass being displaced in a radial extending perpendicular from the entry point causes that kind of damage. front windshields are designed differently, with inbound gravel and shit in mind.

    all 3 of us scattered for cover as soon as we heard it

    option A: my circa 2000 rear glass shattered from age/heat at 10:30 AM

    option B: I had an M-80 in the back which somehow went off accidentally

    option C: someone took at a shot at us/Tyson

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    option C was agreed upon by all parties present

    we all heard a loud 'crack' and ran for cover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    lol so after I busted the 20K, I made a run to the store for smokes

    Tyson has been back for 3 days bouncing around...extremely paranoid about the cartel and/or U.S. authorities

    he came over this morning about 6 AM and we hung out drinking a few while he was railing the 20K with me sipping tequila and Fresca with no ice

    when I got back from the store, one of my other neighbors Johnny comes over and we are all standing outside my house next to my Range Rover bullshitting

    boooooooooom

    heard this loud 'snap' sound , and then my back window shatters

    we all ducked for cover immed



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    definitely a gun shot. sounded like a 22 to me

    Tyson is all freaked out right now obv and bolted 5 mins ago

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious

    Mexico owns
    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe
    :freelewfather

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Going to change your views on the safety of Mexico?

    are you gonna spend the rest of your life sucking your thumb wrapped in a nice warm wooby ?

    getting shot at (if thats what happened) was fucking awesome

    I've been laughing my ass off all morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    getting shot at was fucking awesome

    I've been laughing my ass off all morning
    hof

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    lol so after I busted the 20K, I made a run to the store for smokes

    Tyson has been back for 3 days bouncing around...extremely paranoid about the cartel and/or U.S. authorities

    he came over this morning about 6 AM and we hung out drinking a few while he was railing the 20K with me sipping tequila and Fresca with no ice

    when I got back from the store, one of my other neighbors Johnny comes over and we are all standing outside my house next to my Range Rover bullshitting

    boooooooooom

    heard this loud 'snap' sound , and then my back window shatters

    we all ducked for cover immed



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    definitely a gun shot. sounded like a 22 to me

    Tyson is all freaked out right now obv and bolted 5 mins ago

    none of this has anything to do with me so I think it's fucking hilarious

    Mexico owns
    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe

    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up

    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post

    Once the tequila wears off you may be singing a different tune. stay safe

    only had a couple...I'm quite sober believe it or not

    that was exciting

    surprised the municipal policia haven't shown up


    fucking crazy...we heard this huge POP and then my back window shatters....what a trip
    lol
    :freelewfather

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