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    Jose Canseco shoots himself in the hand

    This is pretty much the whole article-

    Former major league slugger Jose Canseco is recovering after shooting himself in the hand at his Las Vegas home.

    Jose Canseco told police he was cleaning his gun in the kitchen when it fired, shooting a finger on his left hand.
    Metro police Lt. Mark Reddon says officers responded to a call of an accidental shooting Tuesday afternoon.

    Reddon says Canseco told police he was cleaning his gun in the kitchen when it fired, shooting a finger on his left hand. He was taken to University Medical Center of Southern Nevada.


    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11...and-police-say

    I've cleaned a gun several times. I don't see how anyone could shoot themselves while doing it. Do you think that Jose is really dumb enough to try to clean a loaded gun? Or do you think he was doing something else incredibly stupid and that's a cover story?

     
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    Yeah, I already posted this in the "Dumb/Random" thread because I didn't think it deserved it own thread but.....okay.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    who cleans a pistol when loaded? no one...one always remove the magazine and then racks it to remove the round in the chamber...then looks to make sure the pistol is unloaded

    and who cleans a pistol in the kitchen? the smell of gun cleaner is foul (especially Hoppes 9) and who would want that smell where food is prepared and eaten...one cleans guns in the garage usually

    more likely a pistol was put up to his chest by his latest bitch, he grabbed the barrel to push it away with one finger covering the business end, then his bitch pulled the trigger
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Jose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun

    Former baseball all-star and admitted steroid user Canseco suffered non-life-threatening injuries after shooting himself in Las Vegas Tuesday afternoon, according to his fiancée.


    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/ba...icle-1.1990815


    Next time you see Jose Canseco give him the finger.




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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    who cleans a pistol when loaded? no one...one always remove the magazine and then racks it to remove the round in the chamber...then looks to make sure the pistol is unloaded

    and who cleans a pistol in the kitchen? the smell of gun cleaner is foul (especially Hoppes 9) and who would want that smell where food is prepared and eaten...one cleans guns in the garage usually

    more likely a pistol was put up to his chest by his latest bitch, he grabbed the barrel to push it away with one finger covering the business end, then his bitch pulled the trigger
    That scenario seems very plausible but the chick he is with now he has been with for a long time, no reports of there ever being trouble at all. Not some random whore. Who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Yeah, I already posted this in the "Dumb/Random" thread because I didn't think it deserved it own thread but.....okay.
    I was trying to make up for the loss of Jsearles's super duper mega lock threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Yeah, I already posted this in the "Dumb/Random" thread because I didn't think it deserved it own thread but.....okay.
    Did you apply to be a mod and Druff said no, or something?
    Last time I saw you say something like this, (about that Yankee fan sleeping)
    Jim Rome opened his once a week TV show w/it.

    Its just an internet thread, F'ing relax over there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Yeah, I already posted this in the "Dumb/Random" thread because I didn't think it deserved it own thread but.....okay.
    Did you apply to be a mod and Druff said no, or something?
    Last time I saw you say something like this, (about that Yankee fan sleeping)
    Jim Rome opened his once a week TV show w/it.

    Its just an internet thread, F'ing relax over there.
    Agreed. HG your stint as the thread police needs to end asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Jose Canseco accidentally shoots off finger while cleaning his gun

    Former baseball all-star and admitted steroid user Canseco suffered non-life-threatening injuries after shooting himself in Las Vegas Tuesday afternoon, according to his fiancée.


    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/ba...icle-1.1990815


    Next time you see Jose Canseco give him the finger.




    "and admitted steroid user"

    WFC, why throw that in there?

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    LOL Canseco


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    Sorry to have offended anybody. I did notice though that the guy my first post was directed at, took it as the non-serious comment that it was & made a good one-liner out of it that made me, & probably a few others, laugh.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is it was worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    At least his finger died doing what it loved, trying to satty into a 5k buyin tournament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Holy fuck. He had fucking gangrene? That's so gross.

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    I wish you would shoot yourself in the hand so you would stop making threads

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