What is your opinion on the Canada Goose?
What is your opinion on the Canada Goose?
I'm down with the geese.
GET IT?
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
They're a waste of time.
Around my parts they are known as a Honker.
There were a bunch of geese living near my office. They'd shit everywhere (geese turds are green, btw) and block your way to the entrance, making aggressive gestures. I never saw them attack anyone, but I always kept my distance, as I hear that geese are assholes and like to bite people.
They shit all over my golf courses and baseball fields, a nuisance I say.
Shit machines.
But good eating
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Meat is greasy so we make jerky out of the breast, only way to eat a wild goose
the two times in my life that I was exposed to cooked wild goose, I suffered a migraine from the smell and vomited.
Probably cooked wrong, the only way I have ever has it is thin cut Brest pieces pan fryed with teryaki sauce, otherwise it should be stewed.......for days maby.
Last edited by Baron Von Strucker; 10-28-2014 at 09:47 PM.
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
don't eat the neck -- it looks too much like black cock
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
yall hatin
I ran into a family of these fuckers at Belle Isle Park in Detroit in May.
It was a family of two adult geese and several goslings.
They were very aggressive, which is why I chose to photograph them from the car.
That was my first encounter with Canadian Geese, as they aren't in California or Nevada. However, I did run into a different kind of goose when with Benjamin at a local park.
This goose was bullying all of the ducks in the park, and basically scaring them away from all of the food. More notably, it was approaching me and Benjamin and honking really loudly and aggressively, almost like it wanted to fight. I tried stomping my feet and yelling at it to go away, but it stood its ground. At first I thought, "It's a fucking goose. Let's see it try to attack me. I can take him." Then I realized that getting injured in any way from this goose wasn't worth it, as there's not exactly pride to be had from "beating" a goose. I decided it was best that we just back off. The asshole actually tried to follow us over to where we walked next. Obnoxious creatures.
Man, fuck geese.
Do you get aggressive when people approach your son/baby mama?I ran into a family of these fuckers at Belle Isle Park in Detroit in May.
It was a family of two adult geese and several goslings.
They were very aggressive, which is why I chose to photograph them from the car.
That was my first encounter with Canadian Geese, as they aren't in California or Nevada. However, I did run into a different kind of goose when with Benjamin at a local park.
This goose was bullying all of the ducks in the park, and basically scaring them away from all of the food. More notably, it was approaching me and Benjamin and honking really loudly and aggressively, almost like it wanted to fight. I tried stomping my feet and yelling at it to go away, but it stood its ground. At first I thought, "It's a fucking goose. Let's see it try to attack me. I can take him." Then I realized that getting injured in any way from this goose wasn't worth it, as there's not exactly pride to be had from "beating" a goose. I decided it was best that we just back off. The asshole actually tried to follow us over to where we walked next. Obnoxious creatures.
Sounds to me like you got owned.
Fine plumage, not to be messed withWhat is your opinion on the Canada Goose?
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