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    Vegas Trip Report

    I tried to cut out the really boring parts of the days but for the TL;DR crowd, went to Vegas, lost a little bit of money, played a bit of poker, craps, BJ, Roulette, slots, and drank too much.

    This trip was a friends trip. It broke two of my explicit Vegas rules. No wife, and no friend’s wives. I thought I was on a path to my own personal hell but it turned out better than expected.

    First thing that happened was all my friends decided to stay at the Riviera. They are in a bit different place financially and I understood, but what I didn’t understand was my wife insisting that we stay with them. I am comped at all the Caesar’s properties all the time except Caesar’s on Friday’s and Saturday’s. So why would I pay for a hotel and multiply that by 10x for why would I pay to stay at the Riv? So of course we end up staying at the Riv, but I $20 my way into a Studio Suite which was basically a very large Super 8 hotel room.

    Now I know the walk is going to suck to center strip and of course the first day everyone starts complaining about the walk. I really wanted to pull out the email threads where I repeatedly explained how terrible the walk was going to be.

    Sunday:

    We get in and check-in quickly. Drop our stuff off in our room and are starving. My friends mention they are hungry for a burger and I suggest BLT Burger in The Mirage. Not overly expensive and mighty tasty! Of course I have other things on my mind, mainly that I am going to book a bet on the SF/Den game and the Mirage is centrally located and it would be easy for me to cash my ticket.

    I put a $100 on Denver -7 Even.

    Then proceed to lose $200 walking around with my friends at Caesar’s, Bellagio and Bally’s. We make it to about Midnight before everyone is ready to call it a night.

    $-100 but plus 11 Rum and Coke’s.

    Monday:

    We ate breakfast at the Palazzo, which was delicious and go do a few different things.

    I get crushed playing UTH at Bally’s and Planet Hollywood, and even more crushed playing Craps at Casino Royale.

    Ride the roller coaster at NYNY later in the evening and win back about $100 on Game of Life slot machine.

    -$450 but plus 6 / $1 Michelob’s and 10 or so Captain and Coke’s.

    Tuesday:

    Ate lunch at SushiSamba in the Canal Shoppes which was amazing.

    Went to play some poker.

    Go into a 1-2NL game, when I sat down I was the only American. The game was very laggy. Which started off terrible for me.

    I raised it up from SB to 12 with QQ. Two early limpers flat and the button (who has played every hand, about 15 of them) shoves on the button for a little over 70. I think about it for a minute and decide to call. Other two players fold and he holds on to his cards. Flop comes 8,8,9 and he flips over his 78 off suit. Ouch!

    Like 3 hands later I triple up with KJ spades when it comes 279 two spades on the flop. I shove get two callers and hit the flush on the river.

    So now I am back to about even.

    By this point this other American local LV player has sat down at our table. The guy literally didn’t stop talking for the next hour while I was there. We get involved in a hand where he raises pre flop to 7 and I am the third caller with AK on the button (thought about raising here but I didn’t think with how loose the game was that I really wanted to commit a good bit of chips pre-flop on a 3 bet AK). Flop comes with an A, he leads out for like 21, other two players fold and I call. He checks turn, I bet 30, he folds and shows QQ. Then proceeds to spend the next fifteen minutes complaining about my 6 outs and how terrible I was for calling his QQ pre flop. Which made me lulz internally.

    A few hands later I get AA UTG. I raise to 8, two callers, then a guy re-raises to 31. I think for a minute (trying to decide between shoving and calling) and decide to call. Other two callers fold. Flop comes 889, I check he fires 31. I think for a minute and go all-in and he snap folds.

    Last hand that I won for a decent pot was 107 spades on the button. I was the fourth caller to a 7 dollar raise. Flop comes 10SpadeSpade. Checks around, I bet 15. One caller, turn is a spade he quick checks I fire 30 and he folds.

    Walked out +210 in less than 2 hours of playing.

    At this point we are supposed to walk back to the Riv and drop off some stuff and meet the ladies downtown at the Nugget. We get side tracked at machines in Royale that are letting us play a penny a spin. We burned through like 4 drinks in about 15 minutes and then stopped to watch the Mirage Volcano.

    Then walked to the Riv and caught a cab downtown.

    Later in the evening we made our way to El Cortez and I sit down in the famed Single Deck BJ game with a buddy. The pit boss hovering is insane in that game. Once my spread got to 4x my original bet he started pacing back and forth behind the dealer. My friend was great cover though he kept touching his cards with two hands, didn’t understand how to request a hit, didn’t understand how to double, so I think it bought me some coverage.

    Ended up the day +$225

    Wednesday:

    Ate breakfast at the Circus Circus buffet, surprisingly enough their breakfast buffet wasn’t half bad. Then walked up to the Strat and rode the rides which are borderline terrifying.

    We then proceeded down to the SLS which I was interested in trying out because of their good $.25 VP and it was really empty. Like going to need some serious help to stay open empty. Played about an hour of Deuces Wild and played some more UTH.

    We then proceeded downtown to ride the Zoomline. Which was well worth the $40, it was super awesome and something I wouldn’t have ever done on my own if I had by in Vegas by myself.

    Then went over to Boyd’s and tried to eat at the cheap Chinese place. The food was borderline bad but the guy in front of me literally complained about every little thing and held the line up for about 15 minutes before I had a small meltdown and sent him on his way. It looked like he wanted to pick a fight with me but I was much bigger. As a reward I got my food for free from the staff!

    After this we went back to the Cortez and got on a $.25 Roulette table. Played there for a couple hours and the drinks were freely flowing. I ended up down a bit like $40 which for the fun had was well worth the time.

    We then went back to the Riv and I was pretty buzzed at this point. Went to the RIv steakhouse. Now there are a few things I don’t understand about Vegas. First one being the reservation required thing that some restaurants do. Yes we are only 10% full, but you have to a reservation. Come back in an hour and a half. Come back in an hour and a half and now you are only 5% full. What a fucking stupid policy that is.

    In the meantime I went with my buddy to the $1 Riv BJ tables and had a lot of fun with the dealer and the people playing.

    Finally got to go to dinner and my cut of meat was pretty good but I am like 99% sure the mashed potatoes were instant potatoes put into the microwave. I would not recommend this place to anyone.

    Went back and played some $10-$50 a hand blackjack by myself for the last couple hours.

    Ended the day roughly even.

    Thursday:

    Woke up and flew home.

     
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      ToasterOven: trip report
      
      Charham: always good to read a write up rep
      
      LLL: CC breakfast buffet is the nuts.
      
      bukowski72: if the Riv rooms are that bad you should just stay at the Royal
      
      GambleBotsChafedPenis: Good Trip Report Rep/Trying To Drink Your Losses Rep
      
      big dick: sounds like a solid trip
      
      simpdog: ty for the report
      
      handicapme: :this
      
      Sanlmar: Dude's trippin'
      
      zealanddonk: entertaining as always
      
      Baron Von Strucker: pro report

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    The next person who gets good mashed potatos in Las Vegas will be the first.

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    Abrown,

    Does Casino Royale still offer 100x odds bets for craps?

    What are the minimum pass line bets there these days?

    Peace,

    Hozer11

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    where is abrown radio?

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    where is abrown radio?

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    Ou est radio d'abrown

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    You would think that there would be some swinging/wife swapping going on

    *rolling eyes*

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    1st hand shove QQ dont call and what were u thinking about he shoved for 45 bbs and you have qq.

    4 bet AA pre no one folds pre in a 1/2 game. Stack sizes are super important so im just assuming 100 bbs, but just flat flop and let him barrell air. You could lose value from a hand like qq if a K turns but most likely if he has a big hand hes still betting turn and you allow him to bluff as well. Id be more app to shove qq since you fold out his ace or king equity, but on the flip side you always get called by better.

    Point is if im flatting pre then im letting him barrell. Theres alot of factors but going blind Id flat flop and check turn he has 30% of his stack in already and might bluff shove turn or value shove with worse.

     
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    ShadyJ while myour advice is good, the fact the donk had 78o suggests you have to be willing to gamble in spots like that, as Abrown did.
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    I can't believe your friends planned to walk from Riviera to center strip. That's 3 miles round trip, which is fine if you're hiking on a mountain trail to see a cool waterfall or rock formation, but awful if you're in a city like Vegas.

    Regarding UTH: I assume you're just playing that for fun, right? Casino edge is huge in that game.

    Regarding El Cortez: I'm surprised they didn't kick you, even with your friend playing the part of the BJ idiot. They bar BASIC STRATEGY players over there!

    Regarding Riviera steakhouse: Not surprised the mashed potatoes sucked. I am surprised the cut of meat was decent.

    Too bad you weren't there a few days later, we could have met up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hozer11 View Post
    Abrown,

    Does Casino Royale still offer 100x odds bets for craps?

    What are the minimum pass line bets there these days?

    Peace,

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    That's a good question. I haven't been there in awhile (since they killed their good blackjack game many years ago).

    Low minimum bet + 100x odds is fun for craps, as you can play with virtually zero house edge, and yet the variance isn't insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadyJ View Post
    1st hand shove QQ dont call and what were u thinking about he shoved for 45 bbs and you have qq.
    I was thinking EuroDonk + 15 straight hands of him playing = I am calling off with 3rd best hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I can't believe your friends planned to walk from Riviera to center strip. That's 3 miles round trip, which is fine if you're hiking on a mountain trail to see a cool waterfall or rock formation, but awful if you're in a city like Vegas.

    Regarding UTH: I assume you're just playing that for fun, right? Casino edge is huge in that game.

    Regarding El Cortez: I'm surprised they didn't kick you, even with your friend playing the part of the BJ idiot. They bar BASIC STRATEGY players over there!

    Regarding Riviera steakhouse: Not surprised the mashed potatoes sucked. I am surprised the cut of meat was decent.

    Too bad you weren't there a few days later, we could have met up.
    We always took a cab back at night but walked in the mornings (still sucked).

    UTH - 2.2% house advantage, but element of risk of only about .5%. About the best carnival game out there and my wife loves to play it.

    Cortez - I really wanted to sit in the Green Chip game they had going but I am like 99% sure I would have been booted from that in a couple minutes. I am pretty sure the pit boss was counting the cards himself behind the dealer.

    I will be back in Feb and planning on maybe doing a month during WSOP now that I am working from home and can swing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hozer11 View Post
    Abrown,

    Does Casino Royale still offer 100x odds bets for craps?

    What are the minimum pass line bets there these days?

    Peace,

    Hozer11
    That's a good question. I haven't been there in awhile (since they killed their good blackjack game many years ago).

    Low minimum bet + 100x odds is fun for craps, as you can play with virtually zero house edge, and yet the variance isn't insane.
    I think it is if you play $5 or less it's 20x odds and if you play more on the pass line 100x odds.

    I didn't see anyone playing more than 10x during the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I can't believe your friends planned to walk from Riviera to center strip. That's 3 miles round trip, which is fine if you're hiking on a mountain trail to see a cool waterfall or rock formation, but awful if you're in a city like Vegas.

    .
    The first time I went to vegas I stayed at the Paris with a bunch of pals. We walked out after having some beers and someone said "hey lets go to the MGM". We looked down the strip and we were like "oh its right down the strip... not that far". We had no idea how far things actually were because of how flat the land is and how big properties actualy are.

    Only time Ive ever made a mistake like that....although my wife and I made the hike from the Bellagio to Mandalay Bay for the Lion King a few years back that rivaled that walk....although we made use of the monorails.

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