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    Jsizzle STONE COLD lock Hou +4

    Arian Foster gonna make Troy Palamaulu eat dirt. Pittsburgh giving points to anyone is a fucking joke. Houston plays no games.

    Beg, borrow, steal. Rob a children's charity. Sell a "chord" of wood to so gringo.

    Houston +4 lock of the week

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Arian Foster gonna make Troy Palamaulu eat dirt. Pittsburgh giving points to anyone is a fucking joke. Houston plays no games.

    Beg, borrow, steal. Rob a children's charity. Sell a "chord" of wood to so gringo.

    Houston +4 lock of the week

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    Where are you getting houston +4 at? They haven't been +4 at any online books since the 15th, and at that time houston +4 was -130. What price are you getting it at? I'd like to start betting with your bookie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
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    Arian Foster gonna make Troy Palamaulu eat dirt. Pittsburgh giving points to anyone is a fucking joke. Houston plays no games.

    Beg, borrow, steal. Rob a children's charity. Sell a "chord" of wood to so gringo.

    Houston +4 lock of the week

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    Where are you getting houston +4 at? They haven't been +4 at any online books since the 15th, and at that time houston +4 was -130. What price are you getting it at? I'd like to start betting with your bookie!


    Can't find it anywhere Slizz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post

    Where are you getting houston +4 at? They haven't been +4 at any online books since the 15th, and at that time houston +4 was -130. What price are you getting it at? I'd like to start betting with your bookie!


    Can't find it anywhere Slizz.
    My book has it at +4. I can put a bet in for you if you want to?

    You can find it everywhere for 3.5. Bet it with confidence. If my +4 pushes, I'll pay for the free roll next week. Houston won't even need the points. Small- medium money line bet that bitch
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
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    Can't find it anywhere Slizz.
    My book has it at +4. I can put a bet in for you if you want to?
    I like this bet at +4, but all the books on and off the strip are at +3.

    Could you put a bet in for me please... Let's say for... $500?

     
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    This lock thread got really creepy and pretend betty . I think every man with the ability to make a fist realizes that if you aren't busto Monday you should fire the remainder of your units on pit. I put them on the last leg of my nine team parlay that includes all my bets. NO HEDGE.

    Jags +6
    Panthers +7 (-120)
    Seahawks -7 (+105)
    Vikings vs. Bulls U43
    Saints +1.5
    Chiefs vs. chargers U45
    Cardinals -4 (even)
    Broncos -7 (even)
    Steelers -3.5 (+105) BIG UNIT

    100 to win $39,838.50

     
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    Jags +4

    Rams +6.5

    Giants + 4.5 (Best moneyline value too )

    Oakland +4 (like Oakland Moneyline too)

    49ers + 7 (like 49ers moneyline too)
    :freelewfather

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    Awwww yeah, Tuesday night we eat like kings!


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    This lock thread got really creepy and pretend betty . I think every man with the ability to make a fist realizes that if you aren't busto Monday you should fire the remainder of your units on pit. I put them on the last leg of my nine team parlay that includes all my bets. NO HEDGE.

    Jags +6
    Panthers +7 (-120)
    Seahawks -7 (+105)
    Vikings vs. Bulls U43
    Saints +1.5
    Chiefs vs. chargers U45
    Cardinals -4 (even)
    Broncos -7 (even)
    Steelers -3.5 (+105) BIG UNIT

    100 to win $39,838.50
    5-2 on day. Doubled bet on Broncos and added first hAlf -4 Denver and Ronnie hillman over 60.5 yards.

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    FOUND A FRIEN TO TAKE LIGHT ACTION PER LORD SEARLES INSTRUCTIONS.

    PITTSBERG IS A SHIT TOWN ALL YELLOW ETC.

    GO ON AN ALLEGED HUGE WIN STREAK AND STILL MAKE NO ATTEMPT TO RE-PAY THE MONEY YOU OWE VEGAS1269 (DISGRACE) EAT A BLOOMING ONION AND RUB THE GREASE ALL OVER YOUR TITS LOL ITS ONLY INTEGRITY AND DIGNETY!?

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    WIN MONEY ADN GO TO OUTBACK STAKEHOUSE

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    Seems like only me and Slizzle are going to make money tonight.

    Here's a reminder of the wisdom that our sagacious bet welcher imparts:

    http://jsearles22.wordpress.com/

    ^GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Seems like only me and Slizzle are going to make money tonight.

    Here's a reminder of the wisdom that our sagacious bet welcher imparts:

    http://jsearles22.wordpress.com/

    ^GOD
    Im not going to lie, I had to look up sagacious. I assumed that was a fat pun somehow or something. Well played

    Also, your schtick is played out holmes. Like literally no one thinks you're funny. The chucky cheese and Outback Steakhouse comments arent even remotely funny. Its odd that you cant come up with anything else. You still have links from a weight loss blog I did 3 years ago and act like its an insult. News flash, I posted that I was fat and trying to lose weight. Im not sure how thats an insult? Am I supposed to be hurt that you're calling me fat?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    My book has it at +4. I can put a bet in for you if you want to?
    I like this bet at +4, but all the books on and off the strip are at +3.

    Could you put a bet in for me please... Let's say for... $500?
    E, I stopped by the 'ville to square up with you last month. You werent around but your big black roommate said he would pass along the note. I never heard from you. Im still sad. What happened?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Event: Houston Texans @ Pittsburgh Steelers Bet: Point Spread Selection: Pittsburgh Steelers -3 Straight Bet +100

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    A lot of "experts" are all over Houston. I'm sorry but I'd rather take the home team when two shitballs are matched up.

    Sorry sizzler, 4-1 is still sizzling but you're going home tonight with your tail between your legs.

    GOLDFARB THE SIZZLER ONE TIME
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    4-1 sizzler bets you heard it here first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Seems like only me and Slizzle are going to make money tonight.

    Here's a reminder of the wisdom that our sagacious bet welcher imparts:

    http://jsearles22.wordpress.com/

    ^GOD
    Im not going to lie, I had to look up sagacious. I assumed that was a fat pun somehow or something. Well played

    Also, your schtick is played out holmes. Like literally no one thinks you're funny. The chucky cheese and Outback Steakhouse comments arent even remotely funny. Its odd that you cant come up with anything else. You still have links from a weight loss blog I did 3 years ago and act like its an insult. News flash, I posted that I was fat and trying to lose weight. Im not sure how thats an insult? Am I supposed to be hurt that you're calling me fat?

    DON'T FUCK UP THE STONE COLD LOCKS.

    I make fun of you for being fat and appearing to have an extra chromosome and remind the board that you're a grifting, bet-welching piece of shit and you and I roll in the money (at least I do). If you presented a personality with more dimensions, I would exploit that as well. But all I can roll with is 'fat, dumb, Downs, mousey, sleazy, welchy, rednecky,' etc.

    Props though for going on a hot streak. I can never beat football and rarely make my own picks, only profiting over the last few years due to WORMH*LE and the picks of a friend. I fired pretty huge on your Panthers pick because I was tilting from stress. So thanks, bro. If you ever need a stake OR a steak, hit me up.

    I think I have a point though...if you're on a hot streak and winning big as you purport to be doing, why not make amends and pay off your debt that you know you owe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Im not going to lie, I had to look up sagacious. I assumed that was a fat pun somehow or something. Well played

    Also, your schtick is played out holmes. Like literally no one thinks you're funny. The chucky cheese and Outback Steakhouse comments arent even remotely funny. Its odd that you cant come up with anything else. You still have links from a weight loss blog I did 3 years ago and act like its an insult. News flash, I posted that I was fat and trying to lose weight. Im not sure how thats an insult? Am I supposed to be hurt that you're calling me fat?

    DON'T FUCK UP THE STONE COLD LOCKS.

    I make fun of you for being fat and appearing to have an extra chromosome and remind the board that you're a grifting, bet-welching piece of shit and you and I roll in the money (at least I do). If you presented a personality with more dimensions, I would exploit that as well. But all I can roll with is 'fat, dumb, Downs, mousey, sleazy, welchy, rednecky,' etc.

    Props though for going on a hot streak. I can never beat football and rarely make my own picks, only profiting over the last few years due to WORMH*LE and the picks of a friend. I fired pretty huge on your Panthers pick because I was tilting from stress. So thanks, bro. If you ever need a stake OR a steak, hit me up.

    I think I have a point though...if you're on a hot streak and winning big as you purport to be doing, why not make amends and pay off your debt that you know you owe?
    I'm just reeling you in, then gonna post a huge loser. Jokes on you

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post


    DON'T FUCK UP THE STONE COLD LOCKS.

    I make fun of you for being fat and appearing to have an extra chromosome and remind the board that you're a grifting, bet-welching piece of shit and you and I roll in the money (at least I do). If you presented a personality with more dimensions, I would exploit that as well. But all I can roll with is 'fat, dumb, Downs, mousey, sleazy, welchy, rednecky,' etc.

    Props though for going on a hot streak. I can never beat football and rarely make my own picks, only profiting over the last few years due to WORMH*LE and the picks of a friend. I fired pretty huge on your Panthers pick because I was tilting from stress. So thanks, bro. If you ever need a stake OR a steak, hit me up.

    I think I have a point though...if you're on a hot streak and winning big as you purport to be doing, why not make amends and pay off your debt that you know you owe?
    I'm just reeling you in, then gonna post a huge loser. Jokes on you

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    Tight dodge of the bolded point. Once a scumbag, always a scumbag I guess.

    I guess I run the risk that you may sabotage me but I'm guessing that the positivity sent your way from the board from your good run of variance is about the sweetest part of your life right now. I fully expect that you will claim your first 'lock' loser was a reverse lock but I won't be betting large on your picks again.

    Keep it up, though. I guess that extra 21st chromosome provides insight that us poor schmucks with the standard 46 are lacking.

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    steel curtain down to -2.5 on pinny


    hopefully this trickles over to sb

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    As of late afternoon Sunday, the MGM had taken a few hundred thousand dollars in bets on the Texans compared to only $3,000 on the Steelers.
    http://espn.go.com/espn/chalk/story/...-weekend-recap

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