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    LITIGATION NATION: SHOCKING REVELATION! Red Bull really DOESN'T give you wings; Now YOU are eligible for a refund because it doesn't!

    http://www.nbcnews.com/business/cons...-wings-n221901


    If you drank a can of Red Bull in the past 12 years you may be able to claim a $10 after a lawsuit challenged the energy drink’s claim to "give you wings.” The Austrian drinks giant agreed to a $13 million settlement with American consumers in a class action complaint that alleged the distinctive-tasting drink was no more effective than a cup of coffee despite advertisement that promised increased performance and concentration.

    The settlement, yet to be approved by the U.S. District Court of the Southern District of New York, offers any consumer who bought a Red Bull between Jan. 1, 2002, and Oct. 3, 2014, either $10 cash — or $15 worth of Red Bull products, according to law firm Morelli Alters Ratner. No proof of purchase is required for claims, which can be made through a web form published this week. It was not immediately clear how the total payout sum would be divided among the millions of annual consumers of the caffeinated drink. The law firm said complainant Benjamin Careathers alleged Red Bull was “misleading customers” by making claims about the “functional beverage” and its ability to “give you wings” despite reports concluding energy drinks had the same benefit as he the average dose of caffeine consumed in coffee. Red Bull did not respond to requests for comment by NBC News on Thursday but in previous statements said it had settled the lawsuit to “avoid the cost and distraction of litigation” and maintains that its marketing has “always been truthful and accurate.”




    No proof of purchase required.

    Hey, don't spend that $10 all in one place!

    The settlement page: http://www.energydrinksettlement.com/


    Direct link to the claim form: https://rdb.gcginc.com/

     
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    druffs jew ass will be the 1st to get his $10 im sure

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    I just think it's LOL some fucking legal system really sides this way in a court of law. I mean seriously WTF is going on here?

    99.9999% of people understand it's a silly slogan and aren't expecting wings yet because the product says it does that lets bring it to a lawsuit.

    What about dick pills that don't work that claim you will grow 3 inches or inches? I know when I ate Frosted Flakes as a kid it didn't bring out the Tiger in me so can I sue them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    I just think it's LOL some fucking legal system really sides this way in a court of law. I mean seriously WTF is going on here?

    99.9999% of people understand it's a silly slogan and aren't expecting wings yet because the product says it does that lets bring it to a lawsuit.

    What about dick pills that don't work that claim you will grow 3 inches or inches? I know when I ate Frosted Flakes as a kid it didn't bring out the Tiger in me so can I sue them?

    yea shits gettin all fucked up yo. I think half the problems in this country can ultimately be traced back to fucking lawyers and courts

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    Only in..........


    Red Bull is the devil. A night on the Vodka-Redbulls and I'm visibly shaking the next day.


    And why the fuck is it so expensive? It's just a can of caffeine laced soda.... Glad they've taken a hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Only in..........


    Red Bull is the devil. A night on the Vodka-Redbulls and I'm visibly shaking the next day.


    And why the fuck is it so expensive? It's just a can of caffeine laced soda.... Glad they've taken a hit.

    I hear you but FWIW 13 million isn't a hit - its a drop in the bucket. I think they just settled so that they didn't have more litigation with the dude who sued them. I think its safe to say that you can expect more lawsuits with this in the future

    also i think its only a matter of time before someone comes up with enough cheddar to go after 5 Hour Energy. Funny how the guy who runs this has gone after and won against countless other energy shot companies for supposedly copying his product...yet I have yet to hear of one single person who actually received "5 hours" of extra energy.

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    shut it down gordo

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    shut it down gordo
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    shut it down gordo

    This story broke like 4 days ago for fucks sake lol

    thanks for the hot newsflash Gordtard



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    shut it down gordo

    This story broke like 4 days ago for fucks sake lol

    thanks for the hot newsflash Gordtard



    Shut it down Tyde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    And why the fuck is it so expensive? It's just a can of caffeine laced soda.... Glad they've taken a hit.
    Yeah, it's expensive as shit and tastes likes cough syrup. I'm a big fan of Orange 5 Hour Energy. If you buy them from Amazon they're half the price of a store. And that shit works.

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    I will admit I have pretty much addicted to Monster ( the regular version), especially when making Jaeger Bombs; I don't know what it is but iv even tried Red Bull with Jaeger and its ok, but I still ultimately go back to Monster. Creature of habit i guess.

    Monster? I don't even WANT to know what is in that shit at this point...im sure the ingredient list will make me barf

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    Thank you. You have successfully filed your claim online. Please record this information for your records
     
    I haven't bought red bull in the last 12 months. Congrats, you've been rolled.


    Please rename thread to: "Fill this out and get a free $10"

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    also i think its only a matter of time before someone comes up with enough cheddar to go after 5 Hour Energy. Funny how the guy who runs this has gone after and won against countless other energy shot companies for supposedly copying his product...yet I have yet to hear of one single person who actually received "5 hours" of extra energy.
    Lol, too funny. I remember I used to buy 6 hour energy. I figured they'd run 5 hour energy out of business.
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    thanks for the link gordman , my $10 should be coming to the house at some point.$10 prob not gonna cover all the extra cocaine and extasy I ingested and all the lawyers and other b.s that drinking red bull and vodka by the pint cost me, but fuck it I'll take it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    also i think its only a matter of time before someone comes up with enough cheddar to go after 5 Hour Energy. Funny how the guy who runs this has gone after and won against countless other energy shot companies for supposedly copying his product...yet I have yet to hear of one single person who actually received "5 hours" of extra energy.
    Lol, too funny. I remember I used to buy 6 hour energy. I figured they'd run 5 hour energy out of business.
    But wait...what about 7 hour energy!?.....

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    Cliffs:

    Lawyers are scum.
    Red Bull gets >$13m worth of publicity/advertising.
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    woah niggas hold up just 1 moment, smoking weed out of a red bull can gives you wings. martin's got my back on this one.


     
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    Wasnt $10 but this came in the mail today lol

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