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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    You clearly don't understand how high druff has the timer set on the settings to drive up the "Users Browsing This Forum" count. Unless, that is, you believe that there are hundreds of "guests" browsing this site right now. I'm guessing 30 minutes, which means that when you close the page, you're still listed as on your last page for 30 minutes if I have it right. This isn't the first time I've seen you hang your hat on some sick burns regarding this. It's reaching an almost Martin Skerricko level, which is a pathetic all its own.

    "Hey bro, you clearly don't understand.....there's a very slim chance I might tho, so, BUUURRRNNNNNNNN"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    You clearly don't understand how high druff has the timer set on the settings to drive up the "Users Browsing This Forum" count. Unless, that is, you believe that there are hundreds of "guests" browsing this site right now. I'm guessing 30 minutes, which means that when you close the page, you're still listed as on your last page for 30 minutes if I have it right. This isn't the first time I've seen you hang your hat on some sick burns regarding this. It's reaching an almost Martin Skerricko level, which is a pathetic all its own.

    "Hey bro, you clearly don't understand.....there's a very slim chance I might tho, so, BUUURRRNNNNNNNN"


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    So you really are as stupid as you come off. I actually thought you weren't. O well. Keep on keepin on, you're playing great kid.

     
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    LEAVE DISK JOCKEY CHAPS ALONE

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    Chaps, when they come at you just remember that the tag team duo Earthquake and Typhoon literally have pictures of Sonatine on their fridge to remind themselves what can happen if they let themselves go.

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    P.S.

    Is being compared to an owl an insult in Canada? Here in eww ess AYYYE it is a supreme compliment. I know you dont subscribe to my "The Elite are doing this" talking posts based on your posts bashing me over the years but it is undeniable that the owl can be found basically any and everywhere that is important. Way more so than every other animal combined. You can find an owl on the money and in the layout of The District of Colombia. Point me to a billionaire and I will point you to an owl nearby. There is a different celebrity every day getting an owl tatted on his body. Getting away from that if you asked some God fearing church going hillbilly in bib overalls with no shirt 20 miles out of Norman Oklahoma what came to mind when he heard the word owl he would tell you wisdom. I was traumatized as a boy when I watched an owl swoop down and pluck a rabbit and tear it to shreds. Owls are straight up killers. You will never find an owl hunched over road kill like a gay ass vulture, the same way you'd never find one piling on in a thread like this like the long list of approval scavengers that apparently forgot they weren't pretty, female, or in high school.

    Only one letter difference but its gotta be better to be a (fake) owl fucker than an owly fucker. These guys are the worst. Don't let it get to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    P.S.

    Is being compared to an owl an insult in Canada? Here in eww ess AYYYE it is a supreme compliment. I know you dont subscribe to my "The Elite are doing this" talking posts based on your posts bashing me over the years but it is undeniable that the owl can be found basically any and everywhere that is important. Way more so than every other animal combined. You can find an owl on the money and in the layout of The District of Colombia. Point me to a billionaire and I will point you to an owl nearby. There is a different celebrity every day getting an owl tatted on his body. Getting away from that if you asked some God fearing church going hillbilly in bib overalls with no shirt 20 miles out of Norman Oklahoma what came to mind when he heard the word owl he would tell you wisdom. I was traumatized as a boy when I watched an owl swoop down and pluck a rabbit and tear it to shreds. Owls are straight up killers. You will never find an owl hunched over road kill like a gay ass vulture, the same way you'd never find one piling on in a thread like this like the long list of approval scavengers that apparently forgot they weren't pretty, female, or in high school.

    Only one letter difference but its gotta be better to be a (fake) owl fucker than an owly fucker. These guys are the worst. Don't let it get to you.
    I believe M Sont has something more like this in mind about DJ


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    Owl

    Nerdus pennatus noctua

    Rarely seen in public much less the “scene,” Owls are the elusive, introverted, and often exclusively nocturnal subspecies of gay man, deriving most of their Vitamin D from radiation emanating out their computer monitors. While some Owls spend their evenings hooking up on Grindr, many others are busy coding an entirely new and superior hook-up app that will soon be available across all mobile OS platforms. To win an Owl’s heart, know all your X-Men gay storylines (explicit, implied, and meta-), comment on their gay Harry Potter slash-fiction, or order a print of their explicit, computer-generated artwork in which iconic male comic book characters are depicted having anal sex.

    Natural habitats: Online: Reddit, Twitter, Buzzfeed.
    IRL: Comic-Con, cosplay events, Neil Gaiman book signings, Joss Whedon conventions.
    Special skills: Coding, Dr. Who trivia.
    Distinguishing features: Pale to the point of transparency.
    Trivia: Secretly has enormous penis.


    I could understand owling out when being cyber stalked relentless, and am envious of the secret talent

    Sont, please lay off, DJ has usually been a decent guy in the forum

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post


    "Hey bro, you clearly don't understand.....there's a very slim chance I might tho, so, BUUURRRNNNNNNNN"


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    So you really are as stupid as you come off. I actually thought you weren't. O well. Keep on keepin on, you're playing great kid.
    You're likely just guessing that I am stupid. Wrong again. I'll give you a 3rd attempt. go.
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    LOL at these tards.
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    Thought owls were a friendly bunch?

    This was uncalled for.



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    owl never be the same after reading this
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    It's funny because it actually tilts him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Chaps, when they come at you just remember that the tag team duo Earthquake and Typhoon literally have pictures of Sonatine on their fridge to remind themselves what can happen if they let themselves go.
    Earthquake died in 2006 of cancer. He was 42 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Chaps, when they come at you just remember that the tag team duo Earthquake and Typhoon literally have pictures of Sonatine on their fridge to remind themselves what can happen if they let themselves go.
    Earthquake died in 2006 of cancer. He was 42 years old.

    Shit, I almost said Paul Bearer too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post

    Earthquake died in 2006 of cancer. He was 42 years old.

    Shit, I almost said Paul Bearer too.
    sup god?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post


    Shit, I almost said Paul Bearer too.
    sup god?

    same shit different day. having it appear like dudes are lobbing beach balls repeatedly at me when I'm probably not seeing the bigger picture.

    Are you seemiing to run any different on Ignition or have you not made the move yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    It's funny because it actually tilts him.


    you mis-spelled 'confuses'. Like literally, where did it even come from back when it was funny (6+ years ago)?
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