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    third tit installed, florida, parents, because she hates men GENTLMEN START YOUR REPS

    A US massage therapist has gone to extreme lengths to become a reality TV star, undergoing surgery to add a third breast to her chest.

    The Florida woman, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, said she spent $20,000 on the procedure a few months ago after finally finding a doctor willing to perform the operation.

    “I called 50 doctors,” Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1.

    “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”

    Tridevil’s third breast was constructed in the middle of her chest with a silicone implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen.

    The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on.

    September 22, 2014: US woman, Jasmine Tridevil, who underwent surgery for three breasts, answers questions from fans.

    Tridevil, whose dream is to have her own MTV reality show, said her parents did not take the news of her third breast well.

    “My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad…he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it,” she said.

    As well as hoping for fame and fortune, Tridevil said there was another major reason she had the surgery.

    “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

    “Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know... feel pretty.”






    FOLKS.. *VIDEOS*

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrW...BaPBC-V-fr46nQ


    Id embed them but I need to save them before the court grants her parents total control over her life and they get deleted.

     
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      Flipper_Fair: Shoulda put the 3rd one on her back, for dancing
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    This will turn out to be fake.

    Modeled after this?
    http://www.xvideos.com/video1743786/...ith_three_tits

     
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    Looking forward to the blacks on blondes scene when she's inevitably broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Looking forward to the blacks on blondes scene when she's inevitably broke.
    good luck with your masturbation goals for 2015

     
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    somebody should post this on the lesbian forum that druff stumbled upon. i'm sure they cream all over her third tit when they find out she did it to make herself "unnatractive to men" which is absolute bs to begin with,..as she parades around w/ warpaint on taking selfies.

    stupid bitch. tattooing an areola and wanting an MTV show.

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    I just...wow.


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    She is an annoying cunt.

    I bet her boyfriend will have 2 cocks.

    One for each asshole.






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    I might consider this if all 3 were the same size.

    But they could make a sitcom about this chick called "Two and a Half Tits".

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    Also....

    Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    She is an annoying cunt.

    I bet her boyfriend will have 2 cocks.

    One for each asshole.





    only lasted 10 seconds into this vid before i wanted to get my gun and gilligan hat

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    I don't get the reaction.

    This is normal stuff for someone from Florida. Whats the big deal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    I don't get the reaction.

    This is normal stuff for someone from Florida. Whats the big deal?

    Garrett is this true?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    I don't get the reaction.

    This is normal stuff for someone from Florida. Whats the big deal?

    Garrett is this true?
    Here's the deal with Florida. When any other southern state finds out it has an idiot, they just point him towards Florida and off he goes. If he doesn't get killed by n-words or eaten by alligators or whatever they have in that cesspool down there, he turns into a Floridian. And all those northerners that retire and move down there, they're all idiots anyway so they fit right in.
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    Florida's great, the farther north you go, the farther south you are.

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    NSFW

     





     
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    God got this one right. Two tits are plenty for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
    Florida's great, the farther north you go, the farther south you are.
    This.

    From Jacksonville to Palm Beach County you got South Alabama.
    Palm Beach County and Broward County is New New York and New Boston with a little bit of New Montreal mixed in.
    Dade county and South might as well be Havana.

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    Yeah, so like I said this is looking like a hoax.
    snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp
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    you just had to look this gift horse in the mouth, didnt you lll.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I might consider this if all 3 were the same size.

    But they could make a sitcom about this chick called "Two and a Half Tits".
    Dead on, the more the better IMO, but the middle one does look like a balloon filled with water.

    Also, unless they grabbed one off a cadaver, that third nipple could be a deal breaker.

    And two points to Druff on the joke.

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