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    Fluffer, does the thought of taking a guys anal virginity turn you on of off?

     
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    You've aged well sloppy joe. Fucking hell..

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Fluffer, does the thought of taking a guys anal virginity turn you on of off?
    Rather they were not virgins, prefer experience bottoms

    Tbh not into fucking guys lately, prefer female butt for some reason

    This is my conundrum, prefer sucking dicks over eating pussy, like rimming both as long as the asses are both smooth, but lean to favoring a woman's, prefer nipple play with a woman more that a man, but prefer the instant feedback and gratification of a man, he cums, it's over

    Had sex 5 times last week, 2 with females that I went on dates with. One dinner at 7, went out to a bar after that and had sex at 12.17 am, sex lasted at least 57 minutes, stayed for another 33 minutes

    Second female I had sex with I had dinner at her house at 6.57, watched some TV, sex at 10.16 for 85 minutes, didn't leave until 12.38

    The other 3 times I had sex with we're with random males, no intercourse, just oral play

    All 3 times it took maximum 15 minutes online to hookup with random guys

    A maximum of 30 words were spoken to these guys upon meeting them. Average time spent with each guy was 16 minutes

     
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    Are you into sports? Ever watched a football/basketball and then gave/received head at halftime and then went back to the game and continued to drink beers and cuddled?

    That's my ideal "date" with a dude. Pizza optional after sex.

     
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    Fap N Ing Part 2

    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Are you into sports? Ever watched a football/basketball and then gave/received head at halftime and then went back to the game and continued to drink beers and cuddled?

    That's my ideal "date" with a dude. Pizza optional after sex.
    Like I said before, not into dating men, even socialising with men that I had sex with, or want to have sex with

    I get asked to go out for drinks before meeting a random guy, just to break the ice, but I always tell them, " just sex"

    I know gay couples and fuck buddies that watch sports together, have a lot of common interests, even play with with other guys together

    Sounds like you might be ready for a relationship, OSA

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    How does a thread about pictures of beautiful naked woman turn into such a gay thread?

    First Krypt enters & fags it up to such a degree that I think we may hear about him being a serial killer because he can't get a woman & has to masturbate.

    Then we have to hear about actual gay sex acts.

    Hard to believe that the thread was already fucked up before the second example but it was.

    Carry on.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Fluffer.

    Have you ever DP'd a woman with another bloke?

    Is it an easy task to perform and would you rate it highly?


    I've been offered this a couple of times and backed out after initially saying I would.... A meat on meat accident looks unavoidable - and that fucking horrifies me to be honest.


    But to get into the spirit of the last few posts...I have had my back passage invaded by a greased up butt plug in the past - it was actually very nice. (With an ex girlfriend of course)


    And still a big fan of a reach around finger up my ringpiece as I'm about to blow. But do get embarrassed asking the girl if we've not been going out long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    First Krypt enters & fags it up to such a degree that I think we may hear about him being a serial killer because he can't get a woman & has to masturbate.

    That was literally my first thought too - guy is straight serial killer material
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    DP'd quite a few times, nothing gay about about unless you want it to be. Women who have been DP'd especially by pussy and ass find it hard having "normal" sex afterwards. I know a lot of women who fantasise about it and are only a few drinks from having that fantasy fulfilled
    I have s friend who always rings me up looking for a "third ",, this guy somehow talks these women into being "spit roasted"

    I have been to a few swingers parties, both public and private ones ( no fatties at private ones), some funny shit going in. Wife gets DP'd while sucking 2 cocks while her hubby is jerking off in the corner

    Most guys if they are honest love a bit of ass play, I personally don't, but I know a lot that do, as long as the women doesn't jokingly call them a fag while fingering their ass

     
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    Oh I often dp a women with a dildo, they absolutely love it, especially if you get one that stimulates their clit at the same time

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    Interesting


    The easy access that one now has to free porn I think has opened up many women's minds to the likes of DP and threesomes. I've had a few FFM over the last 10 years and had exactly zero the 10 years before that.. But all of my threesomes have all be a bit clumsy and not as great as I fantasised about.. Still good mind, but not great.


    Think casual 'daring' sex will become a lot more liberal with the younger crowd in future too.. Feel like I was born 20 years to early..
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    FFM sex is totally overrated IMO , unless you are a voyeur. I had more fun picking up random women and asking them if they wanted to join my female friend for a bit of fun. Sometimes I was subtle in my approach, other times quite forward. I would say that I had a 93% success rate

    The problem I found with FFM is that either my women were either possessive over me or were into each other more and I was relegated to being a voyeur or in my case, nuisance value

    Women who want MMF on the other hand just want to be fucked in every orifice, infact, I think most would be willing to fuck more than 2 guys

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    Fap N Ing Part 2

    Looks can be deceiving

    Dated briefly what I thought was a " nice conservative girl" before I got married. Sex was ok, problem being I had to do all the initiating. Anyway, suffice to say, this relationship didn't last long as I was of the opinion that we weren't sexually compatible

    Fast forward a couple of years. I was on a bucks night where one of the guys there used to date the girl on and off before I did. Anyway, a few strippers/ hookers were doing their lesbian show and were about to get the buck and another guy to guck them, then this guy shouted to the buck "hey, this reminds me of when we fucked Miri and vwls ( names changed), remember that?"

    Buck:" yeh, what a bunch of sluts, especially Miri "

    I knew they were talking about my ex, but they didn't know I dated her

    After some probing they told all the kinky shit she was into
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    You faggots ruined another thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    You faggots ruined another thread.
    Yeeeeeh

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    That's pretty standard. Can be in a relationship for months and only act out like 30% of the stuff you 'both' have in mind but too reluctant to share... Normally takes a barrel of beer or even a bit of coke for these barriers to come down. That then gives the relationship a new lease of life.

    But mostly the alcohol fuelled night of truth doesn't take place and both are left to die wondering after splitting up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    I spent my high school and college years jerking it to avril lavigne. Is there pics of her and the blond dude from sum41? He was hot too
    My initial post lol.

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    I keep visiting here and seeing this thread bumped and hope maybe another celebrity was released.

    Instead I get to read through two pages of bullshit only to find nothing new.

    Thanks guys.

     
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