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    Today I turn 30

    If it wasn't a work day I would have already started a bottle of Macallan 18.

    My professional life is a 8 but my personal life is a 4. lol.

     
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      son of lockman: happy birthday you over the hill limpd#ck motherf#cker. :)

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    Can't get a twink to commit?

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    I thought The gays were less discriminating than most

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    The problem with twink lovers is that twinks depreciate in value as they get older

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    The problem with twink lovers is that twinks depreciate in value as they get older

    I find as I grow older I am attracted to guys that I never thought I would be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    The problem with twink lovers is that twinks depreciate in value as they get older

    I find as I grow older I am attracted to guys that I never thought I would be.
    As long as they are not otters and cub/bears, ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
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    I find as I grow older I am attracted to guys that I never thought I would be.
    As long as they are not otters and cub/bears, ok

    Otters. Thats the new thing. Especially if they have a cute smile. That kills me.

     
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      RichardBrodiesCombover.: just googled the term "otter". lol

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    get a room guys

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    Happy birthday you greasy vampire honus wagner looking jewy sounding n-word loving mother fucking faggot. One love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    As long as they are not otters and cub/bears, ok

    Otters. Thats the new thing. Especially if they have a cute smile. That kills me.
    Some questions

    Have you had a relationship with a guy, if not, do you want one?

    Attracted to both men/women equally?

    When pleasuring yourself, do you think of men/women?

    Are you out to anyone, if not, do you think you ever will?

    Have you tried blowing yourself, if so, did you swallow, if so, what did it taste like?

    Are you the sucker or suckee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post


    Otters. Thats the new thing. Especially if they have a cute smile. That kills me.
    Some questions

    Have you had a relationship with a guy, if not, do you want one?

    Attracted to both men/women equally?

    When pleasuring yourself, do you think of men/women?

    Are you out to anyone, if not, do you think you ever will?

    Have you tried blowing yourself, if so, did you swallow, if so, what did it taste like?

    Are you the sucker or suckee?
    Dialogue like this makes me appreciate the nuances of Sharia Law.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    As long as they are not otters and cub/bears, ok
    Otters. Thats the new thing. Especially if they have a cute smile. That kills me.
    I recently learned the word "otter". But I'm confused as how it's different from a "cub", which makes way more sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    Otters. Thats the new thing. Especially if they have a cute smile. That kills me.
    I recently learned the word "otter". But I'm confused as how it's different from a "cub", which makes way more sense.
    An otter is a twink but with hair. There's more differences between a cub and a twink than just hair.
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    I recently learned the word "otter". But I'm confused as how it's different from a "cub", which makes way more sense.
    An otter is a twink but with hair. There's more differences between a cub and a twink than just hair.
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    For the record, china would be a bear and druff an aspie

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post


    Otters. Thats the new thing. Especially if they have a cute smile. That kills me.
    Some questions

    Have you had a relationship with a guy, if not, do you want one?

    Attracted to both men/women equally?

    When pleasuring yourself, do you think of men/women?

    Are you out to anyone, if not, do you think you ever will?

    Have you tried blowing yourself, if so, did you swallow, if so, what did it taste like?

    Are you the sucker or suckee?

    No. Sure, why not.

    Yes. Although my standards for men are a bit higher

    Both

    Mom and friends. Hard to bring it up in convo with coworkers..lol

    No. I tried my own and it tasted horrible.

    I like to give(partially cause Im really good at it) and who doesn't like to get head?

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    Ok,

    Do you swallow, if so, do you get pissed off when there is spillage?

    Are you a top/versatile/bottom?

    Eat pussy or suck cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    Ok,

    Do you swallow, if so, do you get pissed off when there is spillage?

    Are you a top/versatile/bottom?

    Eat pussy or suck cock?

    No, but I can deep throat.

    never topped or bottomed

    Which I prefer? Equal. I think its harder to eat pussy than sucking cock

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    Today I turn 30

    Why don't you swallow?

    You don't know what you are missing

    Do want to top or bottom, if so, why haven't you

    Eating pussy is a hit and miss affair,it's guys lick everything within a 2 inch radius and just hope

    Whereas sucking cock you get instant visual feedback. Was blowing a guy once and he couldn't get hard, cut my losses and time by telling him " don't worry, maybe next time

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