Mexico is Really Strange

[tyde]

But I do want to say that life is a lot less stressful and the weather is glorious

yes it sucks that I can't read the signs and don't speak the language and my ISP is ghetto as fuck

but today I spent 4 hours on the coast fishing for fresh Halibut.....waist deep in some gorgeous surf overlooking the mountains south of here and the coastline of Ensenada

keeping my head down for abalone sized clams

surf about 90 seconds from my place is busting 4-6 in the morning

will def be out there with the Winster at 8-10 am even though she is a chickenshit when it gets big

I love the coastline here because its a sandy bottom, not coral or jagged rocks

fishing today I had a 3 foot sting ray cruise by my ankles...I was knee deep at the time

during low tide is all baby clams.....you walk on them like sand.

also this morning was out walking my dog on the beach and saw a dozen black bottle nosed dolphins playing in the waves

very cool

had baked clams for lunch and a huge carne asada burrito with papas con queso for dinner

obv mucho cerveza

lots of pros

lots of cons too

[BeerAndPoker]

But do they have KFC where you are at?

[tyde]

But do they have KFC where you are at?

YES !!!

[tyde]

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Are there any good Mexican places like Taco Bell?

[tyde]

I'd much rather eat at Chipotle' than most local restaurants

however...

I've been lucky enough to stumble across a few local GEMS

been eating very well lately

this little roadside stand run by a an old school Mexican wearing a white cowboy hat sells these fucking incredible clam/jumbo shrimp/octopus tostadas with sliced guac...just wow....70 pesos.. about 5 bucks....I eat there for lunch 3 days a week

[tyde]

they open at 4 PM...but there is this place near me that makes these incredible bacon wrapped jalapenos stuffed with cheese...they also do up nice FRESH carne' asada burritos...holy fuck.....the place rocks

they are always so busy...takes 20 minutes to get your order

WELL WORTH THE WAIT

the man behind the grill does up these ridiculous triple decker 'hamburgesas'

I'm gonna have to get a pic soon for you fools...haven't ordered one yet. they are circus-like huge

wish they were open at 12 for lunch...but he caters to the night crowd

they give you free papas con queso....(cheese fries) while you wait for your order on a busy corner

I got the grande carne burrito tonight....it was massive....80 pesos....about 6 bucks

unreal

was like carrying a bowling ball it was so much food

[cmoney]

I love the idea of living a sort of bohemian lifestyle in a foreign country and just drinking/smoking all day, eating, and screwing random chicks at night. However, it is crazy how much I need the Internet to survive and could never live in any city where the Internet wasn't super solid. The Internet going in an out would tilt the shit out of me.

[tyde]

I love the idea of living a sort of bohemian lifestyle in a foreign country and just drinking/smoking all day, eating, and screwing random chicks at night. However, it is crazy how much I need the Internet to survive and could never live in any city where the Internet wasn't super solid. The Internet going in an out would tilt the shit out of me.

I'm moving to a new/larger unit here on Monday... and 'Telnor' assured me it would be a more consistent connection

yea we'll just see about that

it's been pissing me off

I'm not paying anything additional for moving/installation either

step up your game Mexico

took these clowns 5 business days to even show up to connect me

[zealanddonk]

I love the idea of living a sort of bohemian lifestyle in a foreign country and just drinking/smoking all day, eating, and screwing random chicks at night. However, it is crazy how much I need the Internet to survive and could never live in any city where the Internet wasn't super solid. The Internet going in an out would tilt the shit out of me.

Come to NZ then, whoring is legal and weed almost is.

[cmoney]

I love the idea of living a sort of bohemian lifestyle in a foreign country and just drinking/smoking all day, eating, and screwing random chicks at night. However, it is crazy how much I need the Internet to survive and could never live in any city where the Internet wasn't super solid. The Internet going in an out would tilt the shit out of me.

Come to NZ then, whoring is legal and weed almost is.

I have heard nothing but amazing things about NZ.. Need to check it out.

[tyde]

high tide at 11:45 AM tomorrow here and we have a hurricane fallout from Hawaii I guess

no wonder it was so huge today

should be fucking 6-8 tomorrow haha lol can't wait

no coral or reef

great thing about the Ensenada coast

all sand bottom

you have to be a real fuck up to get hurt surfing this break

I'll be out there with nothing but fins

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I remember in "Full House" when Stephanie and Michelle Tanner thought they were going on a plane ride from San Francisco to Oakland. Instead the plane was heading to AUCKLAND!!! It was quite the debacle for the Tanner girls that day, let me tell ya! Danny was none to pleased with this. Hilarity ensued.

[tyde]

winnie will be barking on the shoreline too much of a chickenshit to go out in the big surf

which is understandable considering she got totally drilled by a 6 footer that blind sided her in Malibu 6 years ago

winnie never forgets

[tyde]

aside from my dog almost dying and me having to go to the emergency room a few days ago to treat a life threatening injury....and my roach, flea and other random pest infestation in Rosarito and having to pack up my shit and break a lease and relocate with 10 days of internet down time




Mexico rocks

[cmoney]

aside from my dog almost dying and me having to go to the emergency room a few days ago to treat a life threatening injury....and my roach, flea and other random pest infestation in Rosarito and having to pack up my shit and break a lease and relocate with 10 days of internet down time




Mexico rocks

That isnt exactly a ringing endorsement

[tyde]

aside from my dog almost dying and me having to go to the emergency room a few days ago to treat a life threatening injury....and my roach, flea and other random pest infestation in Rosarito and having to pack up my shit and break a lease and relocate with 10 days of internet down time




Mexico rocks

That isnt exactly a ringing endorsement

I guess the best way to summarize it is this...

there is some upside

and some downside

I'm still sizing up the pros and cons

meanwhile...the weather and my beach is spectacular and the food is great

rent is cheap and met a lot of nice people (and a lot of degenerate fucks)

playing it by ear

[tyde]

aside from my dog almost dying and me having to go to the emergency room a few days ago to treat a life threatening injury....and my roach, flea and other random pest infestation in Rosarito and having to pack up my shit and break a lease and relocate with 10 days of internet down time




Mexico rocks

That isnt exactly a ringing endorsement

on the positive side

today at about noon...

I'm gonna be rocking some ice cold beers and a great lunch and then hitting some massive fucking waves

weather projection in Ensenada manana: mid 80's and not a cloud in the sky...slight breeze

[cmoney]

That isnt exactly a ringing endorsement

on the positive side

today at about noon...

I'm gonna be rocking some ice cold beers and a great lunch and then hitting some massive fucking waves

weather projection in Ensenada manana: mid 80's and not a cloud in the sky...slight breeze

Sounds great. I have a meeting in some office with a bunch of attorneys and their only goal is to be a larger asshole than the guy next to him. Luckily for me, this will last two hours then I will be heading to the nearest bar.

There is a lot to be said to saying fuck it and then traveling the world and not giving a fuck. The key is having friends, hot chicks and money on those travels. If I was missing one of those, I would get depressed rather quickly no matter where i was.

[Texter]

Get the word lens app on your phone, you point the camera at the foreign language and it translates it into English