Dear Abby

[limitles]

I gave hell to that scammer poster who was boasting about banging POF women on this site a while back

but I must admit I fell into the trap.

I somehow got registered to a dating site recently......... I blame German porn.

A long relationship died a slow death not long ago so

I could hardly believe I did this as I was so glad to get away from all the shit that goes with the territory.

Anyway I've been getting steady emails with broads looking for a guy to pay the bills

and I ignore the barrage usually, but I took a peek a while back and there were several interested

hoes. I can see their pictures but not their messages cause they make you pay for that and I'm not going there.

Anywho, one of the interested parties was this woman from Vancouver. I damn near shit my pants. She's a little older and

you can see some wear and tear but I think I could force myself to lift up her blouse if necessary.

She's probably just looking for attention, but damn.

[sonatine]

that woman is in her mid 50's if shes a day.


look at her arm.

[limitles]

Yeah I actually noticed that as well, even though there was so much else to look at.

I'm not just out of high school though, nor will I ever get married, but as long as she

doesn't eat cookies in bed I might be able to handle a short stint.

[sonatine]

Cosigned.

[Hockey Guy]

Be careful les. She has those crazy eyes.

[GrenadaRoger]

that woman is in her mid 50's if shes a day.


look at her arm.

no, younger...the skin on the throat is still firm...late forties, still having a period, but not much longer, worried about what the change will do to her attractiveness and willing to have a fling/needing validation...i ran through quite a few like that about a 15-20 years ago...

so ask yourself, "if in poker i seek out those i can take advantage of, why shouldn't i do that with the universal indoor game?"

so go for it, it will be fun, but have an escape plan before you initiate

and when you are done, forward info to MC...he's not too proud for sloppy 2nds

[limitles]

that woman is in her mid 50's if shes a day.


look at her arm.

no, younger...the skin on the throat is still firm...late forties, still having a period, but not much longer, worried about what the change will do to her attractiveness and willing to have a fling/needing validation...i ran through quite a few like that about a 15-20 years ago...

so ask yourself, "if in poker i seek out those i can take advantage of, why shouldn't i do that with the universal indoor game?"

so go for it, it will be fun, but have an escape plan before you initiate

and when you are done, forward info to MC...he's not too proud for sloppy 2nds

No, the last thing is a user. i know many are the opposite, but that's that.

[Hockey Guy]

that woman is in her mid 50's if shes a day.


look at her arm.

no, younger...the skin on the throat is still firm...late forties, still having a period, but not much longer, worried about what the change will do to her attractiveness and willing to have a fling/needing validation...i ran through quite a few like that about a 15-20 years ago...

so ask yourself, "if in poker i seek out those i can take advantage of, why shouldn't i do that with the universal indoor game?"

so go for it, it will be fun, but have an escape plan before you initiate

and when you are done, forward info to HG...he's not too proud for sloppy 2nds

FYP

[limitles]

You gotta axe yourself, do you want a ride in a late model Mercedes or a brand new Ford Pinto.

[bobby wong]

[limitles]

Yeah well anyone who thinks aging is specific to others is fucked. Like I said new Mercedes old Ford

Seems to be in pretty good shape and yeah the face is falling but not dragging yet.

[unchainedghost]

Those chest kittens look pretty fit

[Pooh]

Good for you les, for finding somebody who actually resembles the person in the profile.

[Walter Sobchak]

Just to see if I understand what's happening here:

-- You sign up for an internet dating site
-- Women are interested in you but you are too cheap to pay for a membership to find out who they are
-- Instead you post their pictures on a forum full of degenerate gamblers, scammers and stalkers

What a guy.

[anonamoose]

Anyway I've been getting steady emails with broads looking for a guy to pay the bills

and I ignore the barrage usually, but I took a peek a while back and there were several interested

hoes. I can see their pictures but not their messages cause they make you pay for that and I'm not going there.

Something seems a little contradictory here.

[limitles]

Just to see if I understand what's happening here:

-- You sign up for an internet dating site
-- Women are interested in you but you are too cheap to pay for a membership to find out who they are
-- Instead you post their pictures on a forum full of degenerate gamblers, scammers and stalkers

What a guy.

Anyway I've been getting steady emails with broads looking for a guy to pay the bills

and I ignore the barrage usually, but I took a peek a while back and there were several interested

hoes. I can see their pictures but not their messages cause they make you pay for that and I'm not going there.

Something seems a little contradictory here.

Right Sobchuk, I don't know why I did it. I blame most everything on the Germans and this time it was German Porn

I don't want to date at this point but I was hammered when I did it so it was something to do.

After years of living with a woman you don't really want to jump back in with another one. Bacchin'is better than bitchin.

I was surprised how lovely this woman was though so it got my attention. I haven't seen many that could be described as a bombshell.


Analmoose I have no idea what your on about. They want you to subscribe for 25 bucks a month I think and I'm not

that horny yet. I don't know what your thinking. You can look but not touch until you pay the man. Ya know?

[splitthis]

I clock her at 44. Hit it

[Dan Druff]

Les, how old are you? You never seem to want to say.

Every other dude on this forum is willing to admit his age, whether young or old. Why not you?

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Les, how old are you? You never seem to want to say.

Every other dude on this forum is willing to admit his age, whether young or old. Why not you?

I think he once stated he was like 29. However, when he went on PFA radio he sounded like he was in his 50's.

[Dan Druff]

I clock her at 44. Hit it

No. I say 48-50.

If she's 44, she has aged poorly. Hard for me to believe she is only 2 years older than I am.

She strikes me as a 50-year-old who has taken care of herself well and still has some sex appeal, but is still clearly 50.