RIP you fabulous bitch you.
RIP you fabulous bitch you.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
http://ktla.com/2014/09/04/joan-rive...investigation/
Clinic where she was getting surgery under investigation.
Strange how someone who got so much plastic surgery dies from complications (or error) during a non-cosmetic (and minor) procedure.
Bet her corpse will look fucking fabulous.
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
It's very difficult to make fun of the deceased because I don't wish it upon anyone but she won't be missed. Somewhere Annie Duke is pleasuring herself from this news.
She was probably my favorite comedian of all time.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Phyllis Diller made it to 95, but died in 2012.
I was shocked when I heard she died in 2012, because I had thought she was long dead before that. I had remembered seeing her both on TV and voicing an animated version of herself in Scooby Doo in the '70s, and she frequently made self-deprecating age jokes. This made me erroneously think she was over 70 at the time, when in reality she wasn't even 60 yet. But believing all those years that she was in her 70s when I was 5 years old, I couldn't have imagined she was still alive when I was 40.
Anyway, for all the criticism Rivers has received over the years, at least she got it right on about Annie Duke.
sad day folks
RIP Joan
what a bummer
It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember who gets tied up.
I said to my husband, "Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?" He said, "I don't want to wake you up."
I said to my husband, "my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs". He said, "Blue goes with everything."
When I was born, my mother asked the doctor “will she live?” He said: “Only if you take your foot off her throat”.
When I saw her sex tape, all I could think of were Paris Hilton's poor parents. The shame, the shame of the Hilton family. To have your daughter do a porno film... in a Marriott hotel.
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