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    Joan Rivers Donk Fucking Down

    RIP you fabulous bitch you.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    http://ktla.com/2014/09/04/joan-rive...investigation/

    Clinic where she was getting surgery under investigation.

    Strange how someone who got so much plastic surgery dies from complications (or error) during a non-cosmetic (and minor) procedure.

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    Bet her corpse will look fucking fabulous.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Bet her corpse will look fucking fabulous.
    She'll probably have a little more work done before the wake.

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    It's very difficult to make fun of the deceased because I don't wish it upon anyone but she won't be missed. Somewhere Annie Duke is pleasuring herself from this news.

     
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    She was probably my favorite comedian of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    She was probably my favorite comedian of all time.
    She was the realest fucking deal ever.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    She was probably my favorite comedian of all time.
    I liked her too but I'd say she was a poor woman's Phyllis Diller. Phyllis was funnier IMO and a pioneer obv. I think she's still kicking.
    Last edited by limitles; 09-04-2014 at 11:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    She was probably my favorite comedian of all time.
    I like her too but I'd say she was a poor woman's Phyllis Diller. Phyllis was funnier IMO and a pioneer obv. I think she's still kicking.
    Phyllis is donkdown as well. She was a great Ohioan though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    She was probably my favorite comedian of all time.
    I liked her too but I'd say she was a poor woman's Phyllis Diller. Phyllis was funnier IMO and a pioneer obv. I think she's still kicking.

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    Phyllis Diller made it to 95, but died in 2012.

    I was shocked when I heard she died in 2012, because I had thought she was long dead before that. I had remembered seeing her both on TV and voicing an animated version of herself in Scooby Doo in the '70s, and she frequently made self-deprecating age jokes. This made me erroneously think she was over 70 at the time, when in reality she wasn't even 60 yet. But believing all those years that she was in her 70s when I was 5 years old, I couldn't have imagined she was still alive when I was 40.

    Anyway, for all the criticism Rivers has received over the years, at least she got it right on about Annie Duke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    It's very difficult to make fun of the deceased because I don't wish it upon anyone but she won't be missed. Somewhere Annie Duke is pleasuring herself from this news.
    Always remember that Joan was absofuckinglutely right about Annie. She won't be missed? Why, you have no sense of humor? She was funnier, longer than almost anyone out there.

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    sad day folks

    RIP Joan

    what a bummer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    It's very difficult to make fun of the deceased because I don't wish it upon anyone but she won't be missed. Somewhere Annie Duke is pleasuring herself from this news.
    Always remember that Joan was absofuckinglutely right about Annie. She won't be missed? Why, you have no sense of humor? She was funnier, longer than almost anyone out there.
    It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember who gets tied up.

    I said to my husband, "Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?" He said, "I don't want to wake you up."

    I said to my husband, "my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs". He said, "Blue goes with everything."

    When I was born, my mother asked the doctor “will she live?” He said: “Only if you take your foot off her throat”.

    When I saw her sex tape, all I could think of were Paris Hilton's poor parents. The shame, the shame of the Hilton family. To have your daughter do a porno film... in a Marriott hotel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    It's very difficult to make fun of the deceased because I don't wish it upon anyone but she won't be missed. Somewhere Annie Duke is pleasuring herself from this news.
    Always remember that Joan was absofuckinglutely right about Annie. She won't be missed? Why, you have no sense of humor? She was funnier, longer than almost anyone out there.
    She was too obnoxious for me to find her funny. Everyone's taste is different I suppose. obv can't stand Annie more though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post

    Always remember that Joan was absofuckinglutely right about Annie. She won't be missed? Why, you have no sense of humor? She was funnier, longer than almost anyone out there.
    She was too obnoxious for me to find her funny. Everyone's taste is different I suppose. obv can't stand Annie more though.
    Pussy. You frequent this board and she's too obnoxious for you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Anyway, for all the criticism Rivers has received over the years, at least she got it right on about Annie Duke.
    Joan Rivers take of Annie Duke as a poker player on Celebrity Apprentice

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSTAT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Anyway, for all the criticism Rivers has received over the years, at least she got it right on about Annie Duke.
    Joan Rivers take of Annie Duke as a poker player on Celebrity Apprentice


    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    It's very difficult to make fun of the deceased because I don't wish it upon anyone but she won't be missed. Somewhere Annie Duke is pleasuring herself from this news.


    Lol, had no idea BNPs reference. Now I get it.

    Annie Duke swingin that arm flab like a champ.

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