Rosarito is a SHITHOLE

[tyde]

lesson learned

Mexico is a pile of shit in general, I won't lie. But life is a give and take

Rosarito is a fucking stinkhole barely one step above Tijuana

I did love my unit with a panoramic ocean view until the roaches showed up and I had fucking random maggots on my balcony and living room floor and my dog was on the verge of death

after 3 months I realized I couldn't live with bugs anymore.

had to drop a bunch of money getting Winnie back in shape...and after 3 professional pest sprays...my unit was still totally infested. clear decision imo

quick drive down south to a much better place....closer to a much cleaner beach not coddling a fucking sewage drainage canal

Rosa sucks

the further south you head in Mexico the nicer it is

about a 30 second walk from a gorgeous beach now

no I'm not dead you assholes

[The_Standard]

Tyde is GOD

[PLOL]

From Handicapme less than 2 months ago. Looks like he wins this bet

You know you've hit rock bottom when you're a fugitive in the US, have to move to mexico, can't afford $500 a month rent, and are now begging for a roommate on an internet forum to pay for more than half. Did mommy cut you off?

o/u 5 months he gets evicted, or says he "left that shit hole because poker is dead and blah blah blah". I'll take under for $50?

[ThreeBet]

Keep going South until you get to Cabo IMO

[tyde]

broke my 6 month lease

can't live with bugs man

lost a $500.00 deposit

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

[Pooh]

Serious question. How far is this new place to the drug cartels and how much more or less dangerous is it than Rosarito?

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Now tell us how great Ensenada is.

[Pooh]

You've never been to Florida...bugs are a way of life. It doesn't matter how much you spray. I have professional pest control and still get them every once in a while. When I lived in Siesta Key I got them all the time regardless....fuck I had Orkin there once a months sometimes more and I'd still get them.

[ThreeBet]

Serious question. How far is this new place to the drug cartels and how much more or less dangerous is it than Rosarito?

Like Tyde said, the further south you go, the better, safer it is, as long as you hug the western coastline

[tyde]

sorry but roaches freak me the fuck out and they had sprayed 3 times and they were still comiing

the whole building is totally infested

can't hang with that

the larvae on my balcony and living room floor was the decision maker

time to bounce

[PLOL]

Just updating the list.
Sacramento = shit hole

Las Vegas = shit hole

Oregon = shit hole

Rosarito = shit hole

Southern Mexico = Not a shit hole (check back in a couple months)

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

sorry but roaches freak me the fuck out and they had sprayed 3 times and they were still comiing

the whole building is totally infested

can't hang with that

the larvae on my balcony and living room floor was the decision maker

time to bounce

Maybe you brought the roaches bro. Have your ex neighbor (goat?) verify this please.

[DJ_Chaps]

Todd, give Tyde the keys and lets get Emergency radio going.

:makeitso

[PLOL]

broke my 6 month lease

can't live with bugs man

lost a $500.00 deposit

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

Wouldn't the fact that you're only paying $500/mo for a place indicate that you do in fact give at least a little fuck about $500?

You've never been to Florida...bugs are a way of life. It doesn't matter how much you spray. I have professional pest control and still get them every once in a while. When I lived in Siesta Key I got them all the time regardless....fuck I had Orkin there once a months sometimes more and I'd still get them.

Confirmed. Bugs certainly aren't a reason to break a lease.

[tyde]

Serious question. How far is this new place to the drug cartels and how much more or less dangerous is it than Rosarito?

if you aren't dealing in coke trafficking or drunk as shit in strip clubs nobody is going to bother you

my policy is to mind my own business and just keep kicking ass at life

this whole notion that Mexico is so 'dangerous' is bullshit

mind your own business you'll be fine

[Pooh]

What are you driving now a days marty

[tyde]

What are you driving now a days marty

enjoying having internet back for the last 6 hours after a LONG 8 day hiatus where apparently I was supposedly dead or in a Mexican jail according to you fools lol

[PLOL]

What are you driving now a days marty

enjoying having internet back for the last 6 hours after a LONG 8 day hiatus where apparently I was supposedly dead or in a Mexican jail according to you fools lol

Still yet to hear a thank you for all the prayers and concern

[jsearles22]

What are you driving now a days marty

enjoying having internet back for the last 6 hours after a LONG 8 day hiatus where apparently I was supposedly dead or in a Mexican jail according to you fools lol

Lol, I think the question was what are you driving, not what are you doing

[tyde]

enjoying having internet back for the last 6 hours after a LONG 8 day hiatus where apparently I was supposedly dead or in a Mexican jail according to you fools lol

Lol, I think the question was what are you driving, not what are you doing

Range Rover still running like a champ

cops in Mexico don't give a fuck if you have 'expired' tags

some expats just straight up pull their plates off

lol @ 'proof of insurance' or stopping at stop signs

nigga please

not that I give a fuck either way. I barely even wear my seat-belt anymore