Guess the pisser

[splitthis]

When we host games I pee upstairs to avoid the dribbles and occasional curly hairs on the downstairs toilet. One fucker though is entirely missing the bowl. I have it narrowed down to 3 possible perps.

1. Skinny old as fuck dude. I have caught him spitting chicken bones in kitchen sink and partially chewed jujubes on the floor.

2. Fat as fuck younger guy. Its very possible his penis is sucked in by lard therefore affecting aim.

3. Older guy with many medical problems.

Hate to ban all 3 but the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DRK Star]

Are there any other indicators, such as blood, grey hairs or food remnants, that would provide further clues as to the dribbler's identity?

[ToasterOven]

All we know for sure is that it's a democrat.

[4Dragons]

It's the one named Cleatus.

[devidee]

Where is your home game. I want to play in it.

I have great aim but I do tend to go upper deck.

[4Dragons]

Where is your home game. I want to play in it.

I have great aim but I do tend to go upper deck.

Leaving a Cleveland Steamer in a toilet in Cleveland would be bucket list material.

[BHS]

When we host games I pee upstairs to avoid the dribbles and occasional curly hairs on the downstairs toilet. One fucker though is entirely missing the bowl. I have it narrowed down to 3 possible perps.

1. Skinny old as fuck dude. I have caught him spitting chicken bones in kitchen sink and partially chewed jujubes on the floor.

2. Fat as fuck younger guy. Its very possible his penis is sucked in by lard therefore affecting aim.

3. Older guy with many medical problems.

Hate to ban all 3 but the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BCR]

Would have went 3, but 1 sounds like he just doesn't give a fuck.

[wrenchjockey]

Do you know who it is already? We had this exact same problem at work. Aside from possibly DNA testing, the only possible way to pinpoint the offender is to check every time someone leaves the bathroom. It helps if your bf and/or someone else is in on it so you don't look like a weirdo for going into the bathroom every time someone leaves.

Once you find out, clearly the play is to feast on asparagus for days and then piss all over his windshield while he's inside playing.

[shortbuspoker]

When we host games I pee upstairs to avoid the dribbles and occasional curly hairs on the downstairs toilet. One fucker though is entirely missing the bowl. I have it narrowed down to 3 possible perps.

1. Skinny old as fuck dude. I have caught him spitting chicken bones in kitchen sink and partially chewed jujubes on the floor.

2. Fat as fuck younger guy. Its very possible his penis is sucked in by lard therefore affecting aim.

3. Older guy with many medical problems.

Hate to ban all 3 but the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

You may be wrong. Perhaps he is a poster here and was offended by your anti-republican thread and decided to piss on your floor. He may even be waiting for you to get drunk and pass out one night so he can piss directly on your lefty Obama loving cunt face.

[DRK Star]

any prevalent vision issues (nearsighted/farsighted)?