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    ***The unofficial Stake me to not fuck you Staking thread***

    This thread is half serious. So what do you think this is about?

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    Staking Rule #1- NEVER stake a "buddy", or a friend perse.

    So why, well I think you all can figure this one on your own. They can easily take advantage of you, not treat it as the business transaction that it is and more or less take it less than the serious money making opportunity it is supposed to be for both parties. Theres plenty more reasons but I think this suffices for this thread.

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    Staking rule #2- NEVER stake someone just because you think they are trustworthy.

    This is very simple. Maybe more simple than the rest. Staking needs to be a more +EV situation since the player needs to make enough to also be satisfied with his/her cut, but also play hard enough to make your cut worth while. So you need a hungry horse, one who will run for miles and miles, even if for just a chance. Trustworthiness never equates to +EV play!

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    This thread is half serious. So what do you think this is about?
    What do you want to stake me to a pole and suck my digit?

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    Take Sonny for example he is obviously out of line recently, and very old. So you can generally give him a read of loose old man, probably angry, maybe trying to make a point, and deduce it. You come to a conclusion of, trap him. Let him dig his own grave, let him poker the hornets nest. Because he is gonna get trapped and stung.

     
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    Staking Rule #3- NEVER let your horse have his/her hands on your cash.

    Their is really no need for this, in this day and age. You should be able to buy your horse into an event prior to the event, and /or meet them at the cage to do so. The only time your horse should be in control of any of your money, is when they win. And then its a contractual situation priorly in place that ensures you that you do not get screwed. Most important thing about Rule #3 is your broke Horse, even if they are up shouldnt have hands on the stakers money. Their are exceptions, but as a general rule, this is a very important one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Take Sonny for example he is obviously out of line recently, and very old. So you can generally give him a read of loose old man, probably angry, maybe trying to make a point, and deduce it. You come to a conclusion of, trap him. Let him dig his own grave, let him poker the hornets nest. Because he is gonna get trapped and stung.
    Thread makes little sense

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    Staking Rule #4- NEVER fall in love with a horse.

    Horses are meant to run, so when they pull up and/or go limp you have to pull them. You know the costs of producing ITM finish is less then the amount being putting them in. Essentially, know when to cut your losses. This is sort of economics and lots of stakers are just a couple hundred thousand dollar little winners from online sites, and let other friends leach off them etc.

    But in the real world a HORSE RUNS, if your horse pulls up, and is lame , you pull them out. NEVER be afraid to cut your horse OFF, before he costs you more money than you can be expected to win!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    This thread is half serious. So what do you think this is about?
    I believe that it can be traced back to your father telling you that he wished you had never been born and your subsequent need for validation/attention by any means necessary, in this case intentionally baiting yourself to receive loads of negative attention that your father no longer provides to you.

    It's a shame that your desire for this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Staking Rule #4- NEVER fall in love with a horse.

    Horses are meant to run, so when they pull up and/or go limp you have to pull them. You know the costs of producing ITM finish is less then the amount being putting them in. Essentially, know when to cut your losses. This is sort of economics and lots of stakers are just a couple hundred thousand dollar little winners from online sites, and let other friends leach off them etc.

    But in the real world a HORSE RUNS, if your horse pulls up, and is lame , you pull them out. NEVER be afraid to cut your horse OFF, before he costs you more money than you can be expected to win!!!
    Just take sure winners and bet on them to place. Horseeracing is fixed just like boxing. I know as I boxed for decades in the ring.

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    why would you need a stake when you have such a thriving business?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    why would you need a stake when you have such a thriving business?
    That is a great question and why he and why he and I battle. Dont put your kids on a blue color dirty job if you do not expect them to run it by 32. If your doing it for selfish reasons then, I guess all you care about is the short term money. Willie I have sanded and refinished hundreds, and hundreds of thousands of sq feet in Rumson-Fair Haven.

    My high school, but this is so much more to this, yea ti tried college, and i ran into the army bc he was always gonne make it all. And the funny thing about him was, he never was on the job i learned from my uncle Bubba and polish dan when i was 16. And I know i caught my dad reading this forum the other night, i don't know if he google my name and saw the SEO thead

    I am pretty sure he google my name, like progb mane others and found this place, I need to ask Druf please, remove my name form SEO.I have employers telling me they found this thread and my own family Druff. If you google my name "Joshua Schaller" within 2 pages your stupid forum and the most undesirable thead of me comes up, it also links garrett= Josh Schaller

    Thats really scummy Todd Wittelles

     
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    Not sure why you'd type your own real name because I didn't know it & don't really care although others might. I'll just assume that's not your real name.

    You also misspelled Druff"s real name if you were doing it for SEO purposes.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    LOL Nikki band camp hahahaaaahahahhahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by son of lockman View Post
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    I thought the same thing. Looks odd.

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