My fellow Blue Collar Workers: a little touch of Heaven for your balls

[wrenchjockey]

I give you: FRESH BALLS

No longer will your shit stick to your leg, requiring frequent dances and jiggles and adjustments. If the heat and humidity turns on the sweat and funk, say NO MORE! Even Sonny can reach down between his ankles and apply a little Fresh Balls on his satchel and enjoy comfort at last.

You are welcome!

If you don't believe my testimonial, check out those reviews. Marriages are being saved. Male Prostitutes are improving quality of life, and increasing the bottom line! Angels are reaching down from the heavens and caressing your seeds. Move over Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. It's FRESH BALLS.

Druff, feel free to edit my post and throw your Amazon affiliate link in there. Might as well get rich on this thread.

[Pooh]

Always used baby powder with no issues.

[Crowe Diddly]

Gold Bond, lotion and powder, has been available forever.

[wrenchjockey]

Baby powder and gold bond are the Edsel and Studebaker of the testicle care world. Get with the times boys. I bet you don't even manscape.

[tyde]

holy shit how obsessed with your own ball sacks are you people

time to expand your horizons and step into the sunlight away from the lubricant and testicle powders

fucking freaks

[unchainedghost]

My nuts could always use some more attention

[wrenchjockey]

ITT bitching:

Guys who powder and leave white residue all over everything, adding to the crust fromunda.
Guys who haven't been laid since A-Ha topped the charts
Guys with chicks that gag when they think about the last time they went down on them.

ITT knowing:

Guys with silky smooth, clean and dry, manscaped balls of glory, being trailed by legions of chicks wanting to taste that sack.

[BeerAndPoker]

Powders, sprays, and lotions have been on the market forever but none of them are called Fresh Balls.

Reading the reviews for this on amazon gave me some laughs.

[Indyrick]

Nothing like a tucks pad and just dump some gold bond into the underwear and just sling shot for dryness....It is refreshing.

[PLOL]

Lol, I used to use this exact product years back when I lived in horribly humid Florida and had to drive an hour to work 3 days a week with questionable air conditioning in my car. I guess they changed their packaging up a little, because mine used to come in these grey bottles. Anyway, they worked pretty well. Though if it's super hot/humid, like in South Florida in August, it's not going to be a miracle cure.

I got turned on to these on a tip from Howie Mandel. He was a big proponent of them and talked about them a bunch on Jimmy Kimmel. There used to be a video of it on youtube but it got taken down.

[YUUP]

ITT bitching:

Guys who powder and leave white residue all over everything, adding to the crust fromunda.
Guys who haven't been laid since A-Ha topped the charts
Guys with chicks that gag when they think about the last time they went down on them.

ITT knowing:

Guys with silky smooth, clean and dry, manscaped balls of glory, being trailed by legions of chicks wanting to taste that sack.

Shower twice a day and quit asking homo's for advice.

[wrenchjockey]

Shower twice a day and quit asking homo's for advice.

A) I do. Neither shower can avoid working in the heat of the day, 90 degree temps, high humidity, and that not so fresh feeling.
V) Nowhere in this thread am I asking for advice. Had you finished 4th grade, I'm sure you would have covered reading comprehension. Better luck next time, killer.
4) Pooh kills for a living. I'm not lucky enough to get such a lucrative job. I actually work. And sometimes its hot.
3) Off to shower. Just mowed my lawn and my balls are sweaty. A post-shower application of Fresh Balls will keep me fresh for the rest of the day!

[4Dragons]

holy shit how obsessed with your own ball sacks are you people

time to expand your horizons and step into the sunlight away from the lubricant and testicle powders

fucking freaks

This is also not for manscaping:

 

[Pooh]

Shower twice a day and quit asking homo's for advice.

A) I do. Neither shower can avoid working in the heat of the day, 90 degree temps, high humidity, and that not so fresh feeling.
V) Nowhere in this thread am I asking for advice. Had you finished 4th grade, I'm sure you would have covered reading comprehension. Better luck next time, killer.
4) Pooh kills for a living. I'm not lucky enough to get such a lucrative job. I actually work. And sometimes its hot.
3) Off to shower. Just mowed my lawn and my balls are sweaty. A post-shower application of Fresh Balls will keep me fresh for the rest of the day!

lol. I may kill but I work blue collar outdoors 40 plus hours a week in south Florida which is hot as fuck.

[Hockey Guy]

Gold Bond, lotion and powder, has been available forever.

I use Gold Bond, lotion & powder, now but I'll be looking for this other product & give it a shot.

[Sloppy Joe]

I would kill for a bone dry sack 24/7 but it almost seems unnatural.

I used to use Gold Bond lotion but grew weary of the medicinal smell, which my then girlfriend was none too fond of.

[simpdog]

Ya I bet the ladies like to lick this shit.