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    New Taylor Swift y'all!


     
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    Apparently this is going to be a full-on pop album.

    I'm legit excited.


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    it's a terrible terrible song but i'd still let her have sexual intercourse with me

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    also post video of sarah

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    it's a terrible terrible song but i'd still let her have sexual intercourse with me
    haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate


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    I would say that this was an awful, career-killing move, but everything Taylor Swift has done in her career has ended up becoming a wild success, so I'm probably wrong.

    One interesting thing to notice in that video is how they try to avoid letting you see her height. Taylor is 5'11 or 6' tall (she was originally listed as 6' but downgraded to 5'10 as she got more famous), and they position her in ways where she never towers over anyone. Most professional dancers tend to be on the shorter side, so they probably had to cast the taller ones, as well. The flip side of this is how they never cast tall actors or actresses to play alongside short leading men like Tom Cruise.

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    One amazing thing about Taylor Swift's success is that she managed it despite the fact that she's not at all a natural performer.

    Take someone like Lady Gaga, and you will see how she is comfortable on stage and a natural when it comes to both performing and dancing.

    Taylor Swift has always looked like that tall, skinny, awkward girl you knew in high school who looked weird on the dance floor. You would think that would be a big hindrance to her career, but somehow the angst-ridden, down-to-earth teen girl thing resonated with that same demographic, and she became huge. But I don't know if it can translate to pop, where ability to look natural when performing is more important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    One amazing thing about Taylor Swift's success is that she managed it despite the fact that she's not at all a natural performer.

    Take someone like Lady Gaga, and you will see how she is comfortable on stage and a natural when it comes to both performing and dancing.

    Taylor Swift has always looked like that tall, skinny, awkward girl you knew in high school who looked weird on the dance floor. You would think that would be a big hindrance to her career, but somehow the angst-ridden, down-to-earth teen girl thing resonated with that same demographic, and she became huge. But I don't know if it can translate to pop, where ability to look natural when performing is more important.
    I really think you should stick to limit holdem calling down with A high
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    One amazing thing about Taylor Swift's success is that she managed it despite the fact that she's not at all a natural performer.

    Take someone like Lady Gaga, and you will see how she is comfortable on stage and a natural when it comes to both performing and dancing.

    Taylor Swift has always looked like that tall, skinny, awkward girl you knew in high school who looked weird on the dance floor. You would think that would be a big hindrance to her career, but somehow the angst-ridden, down-to-earth teen girl thing resonated with that same demographic, and she became huge. But I don't know if it can translate to pop, where ability to look natural when performing is more important.
    I really think you should stick to limit holdem calling down with A high
    Tell me where any of the above is incorrect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    One amazing thing about Taylor Swift's success is that she managed it despite the fact that she's not at all a natural performer.

    Take someone like Lady Gaga, and you will see how she is comfortable on stage and a natural when it comes to both performing and dancing.

    Taylor Swift has always looked like that tall, skinny, awkward girl you knew in high school who looked weird on the dance floor.











     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post

    I really think you should stick to limit holdem calling down with A high
    Tell me where any of the above is incorrect.
    1.First off she is smokin hot, not some skinny bitch you could have had the slightest chance of fucking back in high school.
    2.Career ending? LOL , not that you would have any idea on what makes or breaks a pop career
    3. Trying to make her look shorter? did you not see her dancing with the boy who was shorter than her? or didnt it fit your argument?
    4.I get the hate, you find her average , but she really isnt.
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post

    I really think you should stick to limit holdem calling down with A high
    Tell me where any of the above is incorrect.
    1. Stage performances are not all that relevant anymore.

    2. The message of this song is a simple one: to comfortable in your own skin and okay with what you are. Being cool is not trying so damn hard to be cool. That's Taylor Swift in a nutshell.

    3. What's wrong with tall chicks?

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    your argument is now invalid.

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    This should be in the bathroom wall forum. my god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Tell me where any of the above is incorrect.
    1.First off she is smokin hot, not some skinny bitch you could have had the slightest chance of fucking back in high school.
    2.Career ending? LOL , not that you would have any idea on what makes or breaks a pop career
    3. Trying to make her look shorter? did you not see her dancing with the boy who was shorter than her? or didnt it fit your argument?
    4.I get the hate, you find her average , but she really isnt.
    I didn't say I find her average. In fact, I conceded that she seems to make all the right career moves no matter what she does.

    I didn't see her dancing with a boy shorter than her. Must have missed that part. Throughout the video, I noticed they really did seem to avoid showing her height compared to the other dancers, either putting her in the foreground, doing closeups, having her crouching/lying down/sitting, or placing her next to tall people.

    Your response to me sounds like that of a teenage boy who is mad that I said something bad about his celebrity crush.

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    But I think some people are taking my commentary of being anti Taylor Swift.

    I'm not at all.

    This pop transition just doesn't seem to fit right.

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    I mean, for real, is this thread some kinda test to see just how awful you can become before we all start cornholing you?

     
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    She, to this day, comes off like she does not know where penis goes.

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    To be clear I dont give a flying fuck about TS, You just comes across like this:
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    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    She, to this day, comes off like she does not know where penis goes.
    Someone just told her.


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