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    Worm Coming Back - 49ers Only

    The wormhole which was around 20-1-1 (Goldfarb) over two year period is coming back. Believe it or not, the one push the wormhole had I almost posted as a push but realized it would wouldn't do anyone well. It was the only time i had the feeling to post a push. THe loss we all know is from the jabba the hut character Goldfarb with turkey slop coming from his mouth. Wormhole recoiled in horror at sight of this tub of lard and fucked us that miserable thanksgiving many years back.

    The wormhole is ONLY doing 49ers games as once wormhole went away from 49ers games it went on a 2-2 run. This is unacceptable and the worm praises consistency .


    Wormhole predictions may be all over the place with the 49ers this year. this is because the starting QB will make all the difference. If COlin K get hurt the 49ers under the leadership of Ryan Leaf quality Blaine Gabbert may make the 49ers look like the jaguars.

    piecdes an pieces. get read to make milliosn no matter who is the QB

     
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      Sanlmar: Wormhole back to school special
      
      WillieMcFML: turkey slop
      
      simpdog: Christmas please come early again.
      
      GambleBotsChafedPenis: God Bless The Wormhole Rep
      
      BeerAndPoker: wormhole is the gloryhole of sports betting
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    Since when is GA so religious? Good thing the wormhole is back...

    1. We admitted we were powerless over gambling - that our lives had become unmanageable.
    2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to a normal way of thinking and living.
    3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of this Power of our own understanding.
    4. Made a searching and fearless moral and financial inventory of ourselves.
    5. Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
    6. Were entirely ready to have these defects of character removed.
    7. Humbly asked God (of our understanding) to remove our shortcomings.
    8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.
    9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
    10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
    11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
    12. Having made an effort to practice these principles in all our affairs, we tried to carry this message to other compulsive gamblers.

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    Wormhole's 12 stepper:

    1. We admitted we were powerless over gambling - that our lives had become unmanageable without the wormhole
    2. Came to believe that a Power (the wormhole) greater than ourselves could restore us to a normal rate of winning.
    3. Made a decision to turn our will and our bankroll over to the care of this Power of our own understanding.
    4. Made a searching and fearless moral and financial inventory of ourselves in order to maximize winnings
    5. Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs and told them how to win with the wormhole
    6. Were entirely ready to have these defects of character removed, but the wormhole came back
    7. Humbly asked God (cmoney) (of our understanding) to remove our shortcomings and get out bankroll back to black.
    8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed (jasep,cla,6TP) and became willing to sacrifice them to the wormhole
    9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. skip this one since we would still like to injure their close relatives
    10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it. I shall not bet without the wormhole
    11. Sought through messages on PFA to improve our conscious contact with God (cmoney) as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry maximum bet sizes this year
    12. Having made an effort to practice these principles in all our affairs, we tried to carry this message to other gamblers who are in need of a bankroll boost

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