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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    Do you struggle to maintain an erection when you are fucking and believe too much porn and jerking off has warped your mind
    Not sure if you're trolling, not that I care, but this is the underlying logic behind me quitting porn/masturbation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
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    How has nobody posted porn yet? Well, other than the heebs
    I'm using K9 web protection atm so all pornography is blocked.
    If you have to block yourself from internet porn, obviously you have a problem. Also, do you think your parents know you're gay?
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    Krypt are you a virgin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sd858duece View Post
    Krypt are you a virgin?
    no

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    It seems as though the concept of self-improvement is very foreign to some of you. Not surprising considering this is a poker forum filled with degenerates.

    Masturbation=Comfort, Comfort=Stagnation, Stagnation=Regression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    It seems as though the concept of self-improvement is very foreign to some of you. Not surprising considering this is a poker forum filled with degenerates.

    Masturbation=Comfort, Comfort=Stagnation, Stagnation=Regression.
    I think you chose the wrong forum for this subject...

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    au contraire, it's precisely the place for such a topic. The dissenting opinions motivate me to never go back to my old ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    au contraire, it's precisely the place for such a topic. The dissenting opinions motivate me to never go back to my old ways.

    $10 says you fap it to the dude in your avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    If you have to block yourself from internet porn, obviously you have a problem. Also, do you think your parents know you're gay?
    Greetings, good sir. I take it that you're not a Redditor (basically intellectual person who's into internet culture, aka memes) or familiar with /r/NoFap? You should read up on it some time and enlighten yourself.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    It seems as though the concept of self-improvement is very foreign to some of you. Not surprising considering this is a poker forum filled with degenerates.

    Masturbation=Comfort, Comfort=Stagnation, Stagnation=Regression.
    When you remove comfort from your life what are you really living for?

    What "comfort" do you plan to cut out next?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    If you have to block yourself from internet porn, obviously you have a problem. Also, do you think your parents know you're gay?
    Greetings, good sir. I take it that you're not a Redditor (basically intellectual person who's into internet culture, aka memes) or familiar with /r/NoFap? You should read up on it some time and enlighten yourself.
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    DAY 4

    BOOM. I've made it this far so there's basically no turning back. I'm going on a week long tennis vacation on Sunday so that's going to really expedite this journey. I just have to make it to Sunday and that will see me through approximately one more week of no jerking off. It's truly such a refreshing feeling going out and being excited to see hot chicks again.Instead of being apathetic and replete, I'm hungry and that in itself makes this so worth it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 4

    BOOM. I've made it this far so there's basically no turning back. I'm going on a week long tennis vacation on Sunday so that's going to really expedite this journey. I just have to make it to Sunday and that will see me through approximately one more week of no jerking off. It's truly such a refreshing feeling going out and being excited to see hot chicks again.Instead of being apathetic and replete, I'm hungry and that in itself makes this so worth it.
    Sounds great until you finally let loose and it comes out yellow and smells like fish in a garbage can.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 4

    BOOM. I've made it this far so there's basically no turning back. I'm going on a week long tennis vacation on Sunday so that's going to really expedite this journey. I just have to make it to Sunday and that will see me through approximately one more week of no jerking off. It's truly such a refreshing feeling going out and being excited to see hot chicks again.Instead of being apathetic and replete, I'm hungry and that in itself makes this so worth it.
    You might have something physically wrong with you. I've been jerking off like a monkey for over 20 years and I still want to fuck every chick I meet, for the most part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    DAY 4

    BOOM. I've made it this far so there's basically no turning back. I'm going on a week long tennis vacation on Sunday so that's going to really expedite this journey. I just have to make it to Sunday and that will see me through approximately one more week of no jerking off. It's truly such a refreshing feeling going out and being excited to see hot chicks again.Instead of being apathetic and replete, I'm hungry and that in itself makes this so worth it.
    Puttin' the pussy on a pedestal, bro.

    Just jack off (or don't) and stop being a faggot about it.

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    A few months back I jerked off 3 times and still had it in me to go out and get laid that night.

    You might want to have your T levels checked.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Pretty sure this kid has aids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    A few months back I jerked off 3 times and still had it in me to go out and get laid that night.

    You might want to have your T levels checked.
    Gare, what say you? It's to the point where I think frequenting online forums is a major cause of Low-T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    Do you struggle to maintain an erection when you are fucking and believe too much porn and jerking off has warped your mind
    Not sure if you're trolling, not that I care, but this is the underlying logic behind me quitting porn/masturbation.
    Wasnt trolling. If you are 21 years old do you really think its a realistic goal to just stop jerking off, for the next 50 years, forever.
    Even if you have some chronic problem where you literally need to jerk off 8 times every single day why not just try and cut down.

    Everything is good in moderation.

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