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    Masturbation Diaries

    DAY 1:

    I've decided to quit masturbation once and for all. No, I haven't found god or become a born-again evangelical, but I have instead decided to finally take control of my life. Jerking off is a horrible habit that I want to cut out of my life. I've done it on a daily basis since puberty and this point its simply a trivial matter. As of late, I have tried and subsequently failed to quit masturbating. But, the couple of days where I withstood the urges have inspired me to end this self-destructive addiction. Those few days of nofap represented what life could be without the malaise that is internet porn. I'm more energetic, sharp, and motivated to accomplish greater feats than I normally would be when jerking off.

    Anyways, I created this thread with the intent of updating it once a day and tracking my progress. They say that it takes 21 days to break a habit so that is the initial goal. Whenever I feel the urge, I'll update this thread and hope that it remedies the situation. Moreover, I have many hobbies and interests to go along with a rather busy school schedule. Thus, I trust that I will succeed in this endeavor. I've never been a chronic masturbator, usually I would jerk off once a night to help me sleep, but even that will have to end as of today.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    They say that it takes 21 days to break a habit so that is the initial goal.
    Maybe you should be asking yourself why you think masturbation is self-destructive, as opposed to a natural outlet for a lot of pent-up feelings/energy/emotion? Why not just give up internet porn? And why do you think this "habit" can be broken in 21 days, when physiologically, it goes a lot deeper than your normal "habits?" We're talking about jerking off here, not eating junk food before bed-time.

    Also, do you realize there is absolutely no clinical evidence supporting your 21 day habit-breaking deal?

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    did not read but felt compelled to open and respond that i didn't.

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    What you're saying totally goes against human nature.... 'Man' has been knocking one out on an almost daily basis for the past 200,000 years.


    Absolutely no reason whatsoever to reign in your vinegar strokes.


    Anyway, there's no chance you'll be able to resist when hungover....I can get through several toilet rolls worth of yogurt if I've Drank myself into oblivion the night before.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Those few days of nofap
    Oh, so you've discovered this weird repressed community - http://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap

    Good luck with all that.

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    Why not just get laid?

    No fapping + you're getting laid.

    Seems like a win/win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Why not just get laid?

    No fapping + you're getting laid.

    Seems like a win/win.
    Getting laid isn't always win-win.

    Fapping is win-win I'm not sure of the downside.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Why not just get laid?

    No fapping + you're getting laid.

    Seems like a win/win.
    IF you've read some of his other posts that's not a legal option unless he's in Nevada.
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    I've lost many a good phone jerking off in an airplane bathroom stall When the delicate phone balance is interrupted and it falls in the toilet

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    Ken Scalir would be so disappointed... You quitter.

    But on a serious note, good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post
    I've lost many a good phone jerking off in an airplane bathroom stall When the delicate phone balance is interrupted and it falls in the toilet
    Can you not wait like 4 or 5 hours before rubbing one out. Seems kind of expensive to lose a phone cause you need to take crank one out...

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    Krypt are you under 25?
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    Under over on the length of abstinence? I'll set the line at 3.5 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    Under over on the length of abstinence? I'll set the line at 3.5 days.

     
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    Tim Ferriss did a challenge about this, I saw a tweet or a G+ post about it. I think i'll lay of carbs instead.

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    If this doesn't turn into a 'post your favorite j/o vid' thread within 24 hours, it will be a dark day in the history of this forum, and all that came before it.

     
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    Pretty sure 408mike tried this and the results were less than desirable.

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    You can turn this thread into w/e the fuck you want, it wont deter me from reaching my goal. Despite the evident trolling, I'm unequivocally convinced that masturbation via internet porn has warped my brain chemistry to a detrimental degree. The week-long period of abstinence proved to be far too productive for me to ever revert back to the norm.

    And for the record LLL, I'm 21 years old.


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