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    Everyone relax, Im fine

    Man arrested for Clackamette Park nude incident

    Created on Monday, 04 August 2014 16:25 | Written by Raymond Rendleman | Print

    Oregon City police officers arrested a man Monday on felony charges of public indecency and harassment after he was seen masturbating at Clackamette Park.

    The incident began Saturday, Aug. 2, at about 2:17 p.m., when the Oregon City Police Department received a call of a naked man masturbating in public view on the cliff bank of the Willamette River near the Oregon City/West Linn Bridge on the Oregon City side of the river.

    Officers located the man who was later identified as 31-year-old Ernest Michael Kirk, who was wanted on a parole violation out of Clackamas County.

    Police officers saw Kirk naked and sitting on the edge of the cliff bank about 75 feet below. He was just a few feet from the water, and police said he appeared to be under the influence of some type of controlled substance. Kirk continued to masturbate in front of police officers on scene for several minutes, while they requested assistance from the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office Marine Unit.

    As OCPD and CCSO officials used a sheriff's boat to contact Kirk, he fell into the river and was rescued by the officers and deputies on scene. Kirk was pulled onto the boat and taken to a Portland area hospital for medical evaluation. When he was released rom the hospital, Aug. 4 at about 12:12 p.m., Kirk was arrested.
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    From the description of the incident, my guess is Black guy

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    Sonatine is this... I can't even.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Kirk continued to masturbate in front of police officers on scene for several minutes, while they requested assistance from the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office Marine Unit.
    They waited for backup because Kirk threatened them, screaming: "Stand back or I will shoot!"

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    Please. Have you ever tried to scream while masturbating?



    Grow up dude.
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    LOL that a stoned dude can jerk it on a cliff 75 feet below, yet the cops had to call in the marine unit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    LOL that a stoned dude can jerk it on a cliff 75 feet below, yet the cops had to call in the marine unit.
    I can't avoid the obvious Seamen joke.

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