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    Sunday Morning Muse or How I Dropped 1000 Chaturbate Tokens for a 2:20 Video

    Discovered this gem yesterday:
    Andrea:


    Watched a couple of streamed vids and busted a huge nut to one where she exposed her ass wearing a sweet pink thong.

    This AM I wake up and realized that if anything creative was expected from me today that Andrea would be the inspiration. I head over to her Chaturbate page and see that she has a "Hot Sex HD" video featuring "*Bareback, Sucking,Anal, Cum shoot, Facial*". It says 1000 credits and I look up what a credit costs.

    Fuck me!

    I buy the credits anyway and queue up the vid. It's far from HD obviously, features no sucking and is under 2 and a half minutes.

    :rolled

    My own fault, lesson learned. I still love her.

     
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      phantom: hof
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Next Sunday morning go to church.

     
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    Well how much did a credit cost?

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    I got laid last night too which makes this scenario even more pathetic.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    She is a Hooker.

    It would cost less to bang her irl.

    What does 1100 tokens cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post
    She is a Hooker.

    It would cost less to bang her irl.

    What does 1100 tokens cost?
    She's in the UK so it would cost me much, much more.

    1000 tokens breaks down to a little over 8 cents a token so even if location wasn't a factor it would still cost more to bang her irl.

    That said the irl option would be a much better value though, yeah.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Pretty sure the cum shot was fake as well.
     
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    And by "pretty sure" i mean 100% sure.
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    Gay Pride week is in full swing here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    Gay Pride week is in full swing here.
    Seriously don't open this:
     

     
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      DRK Star: nice tits tho
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    WTF is Chaturbate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    WTF is Chaturbate?
    It's a tip based cam site.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Currently on and playing with her tits.
    http://chaturbate.com/hotandrea23/
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Never heard of chaturbate.

    No dicks but adorable cam girl.

    http://www.myfreecams.com/#BridgetteXoXo

     
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    This thread is now post your favorite Chaturbate girl.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    This thread is now post your favorite Chaturbate girl.
    Perhaps a BAP to get you more chaturbate tokens?

     
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      LLL: A worthy endeavor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    This thread is now post your favorite Chaturbate girl.
    Perhaps a BAP to get you more chaturbate tokens?
    An idea that I can get behind.

     
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      4Dragons: oh gawd
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post

    Perhaps a BAP to get you more chaturbate tokens?
    An idea that I can get behind.
    A BAP for a FAP for a chap?

     
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      LLL: :this

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post

    An idea that I can get behind.
    A BAP for a FAP for a chap?
    Too bad Scooter isn't around. Sigh.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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