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    when you fucking troll ass holes see (SERIOUS ONLY) thread you fucking idiots come in here and troll the thread. I am thinking you all are just stupid and don't understand the concept of this. Druff what happened to the containment thread for this bullshit. RED for the trolls.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    when you fucking troll ass holes see (SERIOUS ONLY) thread you fucking idiots come in here and troll the thread. I am thinking you all are just stupid and don't understand the concept of this. Druff what happened to the containment thread for this bullshit. RED for the trolls.
    This is where you are not correct. If this was a China staking thread, nobody would be trolling. And the OP knew this, if he was sincere about his staking he simply would have sent Jewdonk an PM asking to stake. But he created a thread he knew would get trolling.

    The odd thing about Jewdonk is his prior scamming is from 8 years ago which he readily admits. Which is fine, unless you a referencing your biggest wins from 8 years ago as well, which he has done. If the scams are invalidated by statue of limitations, then so are the wins in a completely different poker environment from 2006.

    Guy is washed up.

     
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    REAL TALK CAPS LOCK WARNING IN EFFECT


    WHAT IS MORE PATHETIC AND SAD? A 50 YR OLD MAN WHO GOES ON THE INTERNET A LOT, OR A MUCH YOUNGER GUY (GUYS IN THIS CASE), WHO SHOULD BE IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIVES, OUT THERE DOING BIG THINGS, SPENDING HOURS A DAY ON THE SAME INTERNET TROLLING THE OLDER FELLA? LOOK, IM NOT IMMUNE TO THIS JAB EITHER, I SHOULD DEF NOT BE SPENDING MY LIFE ONLINE, MYSELF. BUT GOD DAMN, WE GOT FELLAS HERE LITERALLY DEDICATING A LEGIT % OF THEIR WAKING HOURS TO A 50 YEAR OLD MAN THEY WILL NEVER MEET.

     
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    I am not doubting your playing abilities because I have never sat at a table with you. That being said, results from 8 years ago do not mean anything today. The game has progressed so much since then that the vast majority of ROW online players are light years ahead of the game from back then. At any rate, good luck since you can play on a real site and I am stuck with ACR or Bovada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    I am not doubting your playing abilities because I have never sat at a table with you. That being said, results from 8 years ago do not mean anything today. The game has progressed so much since then that the vast majority of ROW online players are light years ahead of the game from back then. At any rate, good luck since you can play on a real site and I am stuck with ACR or Bovada.
    How has the game changed? I don't play much anymore.

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    If someone can figure out a clever way to insure he pays any winnings he owes so we wont get scammed I will legitimately stake 1-2 sunday million buyins. At 50%(me)/40%(jewdonk)/ 10% (freeroll for the forum). Thoughts?

     
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    FWIW TYDE scored 4k in an MTT on a stake from me and paid back as soon as the $$ hit his acc in 2008-2009 I believe and at this time I had only "known" him for a couple of weeks

    Also staked him for about 6 months or so leading up to Black Friday and he was a profitable player and always paid me my share and we went over figures daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    REAL TALK CAPS LOCK WARNING IN EFFECT


    WHAT IS MORE PATHETIC AND SAD? A 50 YR OLD MAN WHO GOES ON THE INTERNET A LOT, OR A MUCH YOUNGER GUY (GUYS IN THIS CASE), WHO SHOULD BE IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIVES, OUT THERE DOING BIG THINGS, SPENDING HOURS A DAY ON THE SAME INTERNET TROLLING THE OLDER FELLA? LOOK, IM NOT IMMUNE TO THIS JAB EITHER, I SHOULD DEF NOT BE SPENDING MY LIFE ONLINE, MYSELF. BUT GOD DAMN, WE GOT FELLAS HERE LITERALLY DEDICATING A LEGIT % OF THEIR WAKING HOURS TO A 50 YEAR OLD MAN THEY WILL NEVER MEET.
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    I know this is small potatoes, but I staked Tyde on an NWP radio tourney when he had no monies on line (and likely in life) and he shipped the winnings right after the tourney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    if I don't take a huge set over set cooler 15 handed....I win the Sunday Million
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
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    Just light your money on fire and save the time.

    I've had 4 difficult hands this day 1.

    Here are 2 that happened in the past hour. I don't think anyone at the table reads this forum, and the day is just 2 hours away from being over, so fuck it.

    Hand #1:
    BB with Kd7d
    150/300/25
    50k stack

    UTG makes it 700. 2 cold callers. You call 400.

    Flop Kc7s6c
    You check
    UTG bets 1400
    Cutoff folds
    Button (white guy, 50s with about 70k) makes it 3200
    You re-pop to 8k
    UTG grimaces and folds after thinking
    Button calls

    Turn 4d
    You bet 12k
    Button makes it 25k

    You have 29k behind.

    ??????

    why not lead out hard hitting top 2 ?

    the check is curious to me, especially in a 4 way pot

    maybe I'm missing something

    i get that you're looking to 'trap' in that spot...but I don't see the logic in checking

    based on the action , it looks like the old man has a set of Kings....or an over ambitious AA

    genuinely interested why you check there

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    You flop top 2 and have the absolute nut position with the or directly on your right and 2 possible callers behind and he cant understand why you check here. I mean this is like as basic as you can get. To even think about leading on that board in that spot is beyond awful.

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    So to summarize, sounds like 4Bet wants 50% and phantom 10%.

    4Bet are you willing to drop to 40%?

    Also just a reminder that I'm fully backing this if there is any sort of scamming. This is a tiny amount of $ strictly for some entertainment/railing/degen gambling.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    So to summarize, sounds like 4Bet wants 50% and phantom 10%.

    4Bet are you willing to drop to 40%?

    Also just a reminder that I'm fully backing this if there is any sort of scamming. This is a tiny amount of $ strictly for some entertainment/railing/degen gambling.
    I feel the same way, Yes you can drop me to 40% so phantom can get in
    -Allergic to the struggle

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4BET View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    So to summarize, sounds like 4Bet wants 50% and phantom 10%.

    4Bet are you willing to drop to 40%?

    Also just a reminder that I'm fully backing this if there is any sort of scamming. This is a tiny amount of $ strictly for some entertainment/railing/degen gambling.
    I feel the same way, Yes you can drop me to 40% so phantom can get in
    Okay

    4bet 40%
    Phantom 10%
    Simpdog 50%

    I'm even willing to drop some too if others want in.

    Deadline: Sunday July 27th 9pm Eastern

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    FWIW TYDE scored 4k in an MTT on a stake from me and paid back as soon as the $$ hit his acc in 2008-2009 I believe and at this time I had only "known" him for a couple of weeks

    Also staked him for about 6 months or so leading up to Black Friday and he was a profitable player and always paid me my share and we went over figures daily.

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    Jewdonk never answered my question if he is on full tilt, I am getting messages from the haters saying jewdonk wrote bad echecks on FT
    -Allergic to the struggle

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4BET View Post
    Jewdonk never answered my question if he is on full tilt, I am getting messages from the haters saying jewdonk wrote bad echecks on FT

    lol @ writing bad checks on Full Tilt

    who are the idiots telling you that ?

    of course that's a complete falsehood

    I've never even used echecks before

    I think they banned my account because I wrote support a nasty email

    I'll email them and see if I can get it reinstated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4BET View Post
    Jewdonk never answered my question if he is on full tilt, I am getting messages from the haters saying jewdonk wrote bad echecks on FT

    lol @ writing bad checks on Full Tilt

    who are the idiots telling you that ?

    of course that's a complete falsehood

    I've never even used echecks before

    I think they banned my account because I wrote support a nasty email

    I'll email them and see if I can get it reinstated
    Don't want to blow up any spots but we all know who the haters are, Although one message just said your account is banned on FT so I guess they were right, Anyway hopefully they restore your account so we can have a sweat in these ftop events
    -Allergic to the struggle

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4BET View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    lol @ writing bad checks on Full Tilt

    who are the idiots telling you that ?

    of course that's a complete falsehood

    I've never even used echecks before

    I think they banned my account because I wrote support a nasty email

    I'll email them and see if I can get it reinstated
    Don't want to blow up any spots but we all know who the haters are, Although one message just said your account is banned on FT so I guess they were right, Anyway hopefully they restore your account so we can have a sweat in these ftop events

    they just emailed me back asking for my photo ID etc

    sending it tonight

    hopefully they 'unban' me considering I haven't played on Full Tilt for the last 4 years. I do remember writing them a 'strongly worded' email (ahem) after taking a serious of horrible beats

    I totally forgot that I had been banned

    isn't it funny that some of my trolls remember that after all this time

    tight lives

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