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    This Headline Wins the Internet: Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

    And if the headline isn't enough to get your attention, the story gets better....

    Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

    When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.

    Michael Doster was arrested for domestic battery in Passage Key, Florida after his wife Pamela discovered him in an intimate moment with another man on a boat near the popular nude beach (he and the man were allegedly performing oral sex on each other, the Daily Mail reports). The couple allegedly began arguing whilst atop a Sea-Doo, and Doster threw his wife off the vehicle four separate times. Pamela Doster refused to re-board after hitting her head on the final toss, so her husband left her on a sandbar. Both Dosters were drunk.

    Michael called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was found bruised and battered on the sandbar wearing only a life vest. After several days in the hospital, she died. Local law enforcement named Michael as a suspect in the investigation into her death. Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Randy Warren told NBC:

    "This takes our case to a different level. We need to know exactly what happened. We can say that Michael Doster is a suspect."
    Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred."


    Gawker is the nuts, really.

     
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    Gawker should declare itself a religion so I could make tax deductible contributions to maintaining a sushi bar for its writers.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    And if the headline isn't enough to get your attention, the story gets better....

    Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

    When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.

    Michael Doster was arrested for domestic battery in Passage Key, Florida after his wife Pamela discovered him in an intimate moment with another man on a boat near the popular nude beach (he and the man were allegedly performing oral sex on each other, the Daily Mail reports). The couple allegedly began arguing whilst atop a Sea-Doo, and Doster threw his wife off the vehicle four separate times. Pamela Doster refused to re-board after hitting her head on the final toss, so her husband left her on a sandbar. Both Dosters were drunk.

    Michael called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was found bruised and battered on the sandbar wearing only a life vest. After several days in the hospital, she died. Local law enforcement named Michael as a suspect in the investigation into her death. Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Randy Warren told NBC:

    "This takes our case to a different level. We need to know exactly what happened. We can say that Michael Doster is a suspect."
    Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred."


    Gawker is the nuts, really.
    The consequences would be more dire for Michael had he hit a Matatee with his jet ski.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Gawker is the nuts, really.

    The consequences would be more dire for Michael had he hit a Matatee with his jet ski.
    We haven't seen pics of the wife yet..

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Gawker is the nuts, really.

    The consequences would be more dire for Michael had he hit a Matatee with his jet ski.
    We haven't seen pics of the wife yet..
    Yup... and this poor married schlub most likely wasn't getting blow jobs at home so he was reduced to trading oral with another dude to get his dick wet.

     
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    I knew this was going to be Florida before even reading the story.

     
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