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Thread: This Is How They Do LOBSTER In Puerto Nuevo, Baja California

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    This Is How They Do LOBSTER In Puerto Nuevo, Baja California

    Puerto Nuevo is a community located just south of Rosarito Beach in Baja California.

    historically known as the famous "Lobster Village"


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    4 kilos

    about $35.00 bucks

     
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    shit just got so very real.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    dont blow this mort

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    also really a 9 pound lobster bro that thing might be your age

     
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    Nice, for a spiny. "Where my claws at?"

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    we might have a bit of a snafu here mart, is that ice and water safe for human consumption that you are soaking that aged lobster in

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    although the 9 pounds of butter you are for sure cooking this thing in could act as a disinfectant

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    although the 9 pounds of butter you are for sure cooking this thing in could act as a disinfectant
    Marinading it in a plastic bag filled with Tonayan and limes would probably be a good move.

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    mort dont rule that out a little almost tequila lime butter sauce could be very real

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    the odds of him not overcooking it completely while distracted by my mentioning poker on a poker forum are slim.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    im aware bro this is the most pressure tydes faced in a minute see if hes still got the stones for it

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    the streets are watching tyde
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    -220 he fucking boils it.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    rofl

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    notice the title nimrods

    'THEY'

    meaning it's not even my lobster

    the neighbors brought it back today from Puerto Nuevo

    and it's getting BBQ'd tomorrow night

    I don't think you were invited















     
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    Sick brag; your Mexican neighbors eat better than you.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    one too soon and two im conflicted by this i predicted on skatz that tyde wouldnt be eating lobster anytime soon due to being scarred by cruise ships or the fact he feels a kinship so i feel vindicated, three so they let you take a picture of their lobster on your balcony and were like this is totally normal, four is the first time this has ever happened in the history of civilization

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    also no where in the title would anyone think that the lobster on your balcony wasnt yours and you werent referring to just how good the lobster area is down there, vs this is my neighbors lobster

    this could be the first ever documented evidence of lobster fronting on the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Sick brag; your Mexican neighbors eat better than you.

    lol are you out of your mind ? I eat like a king

    seriously are you stupid ? I sailed on deep sea ships as a Chief Cook and Chief Steward for the better part of 7 years and spent 9 months in culinary training specifically designed around working in large industrial kitchens aboard deep sea container ships. I have a bakers certificate and shipped as a department head for almost 2 years

    I have forgotten more various cooking techniques, sauces, recipes and eating food in general than you can even imagine.

    We all know you like to eat, but I would blow you out of the water in any head to head culinary competition and not even break a sweat in the process

    it would be like comparing MLB to tee-ball

    fact

     
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    im ready to take bets on a tine tyde skype cooking throwdown

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