Ok, you're not like me or Tyde and your inbred parents dealt you a bad hand. This thread is for you.
I come up with 10-20 great ideas everyday but I don't need to see them through as my bank accounts
etc. tell me, so I'll be will posting them here for the les fortunate when they come along.
Tip number one. Throw out that fucking car wash shammy. If you're any kind of man you wash your ride
by hand, or if your CMONEY you just buy a new car every two weeks.
So your done washing the beast but you're only half done because you don't want those nasty water stains
messing up your hard work.
Solution.
Grab a pure white cotton bath towel that's seen it's day and pick up those bitchin water droplets.
You don't have to ring it out , like a shammy, and you're done that much faster.
Worried about a wee bit of lint? Drive faster than 30 miles an hour.