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    Tips For The Uber-Ignorant

    Ok, you're not like me or Tyde and your inbred parents dealt you a bad hand. This thread is for you.

    I come up with 10-20 great ideas everyday but I don't need to see them through as my bank accounts

    etc. tell me, so I'll be will posting them here for the les fortunate when they come along.

    Tip number one. Throw out that fucking car wash shammy. If you're any kind of man you wash your ride

    by hand, or if your CMONEY you just buy a new car every two weeks.

    So your done washing the beast but you're only half done because you don't want those nasty water stains

    messing up your hard work.

    Solution.

    Grab a pure white cotton bath towel that's seen it's day and pick up those bitchin water droplets.

    You don't have to ring it out , like a shammy, and you're done that much faster.

    Worried about a wee bit of lint? Drive faster than 30 miles an hour.

     
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      wrenchjockey: I have 5 illegal messicans in the detail shop do it for me. They use towels.

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    i did lines w/ robert downey jr inside the bathroom of the china club in the 90's

     
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    no you didnt

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    Now this one has a limited target audience but my god the money that would roll in.

    Drive through joints are a dime a dozen and you're either drunk, dead tired or a food junkie if you

    frequent them, no matter, if you have a pooch or god forbid cat, your probably in the habit of

    spoiling the little rodent, so why don't these window food outlets have a bit of a doggie menu.

    "Small burger, hold the pickle, extra grease".

    Even if they were health food snacks they'd sell like pancakes, although I don't think pancakes

    are what they used to be considering the options.

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    Found this thread on page 7. Expected to update it daily. Oh well.

    Two new ideas for you entrepreneurs out there.

    Combine any food or drink drive through with an oil change.

    They take about the same time.

    So why not?

    The next tv craze for poker starved Americans.

    Live Scrabble battles

    via Skype or whatever

    Just as if not more interesting than Poker, just have to add big bucks

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    Pretty easy, you just tap on your location and the type of car you want.
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Pretty easy, you just tap on your location and the type of car you want.
    You missed the I just did two hits of acid page

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    Yet another millionaire maker, but I inform all because

    I like to give it up to American squatters.
    (npi)

    The idea came to me after a nice bowl of "Sour G".

    Nonetheless,...........A mini light that identifies everything you need or want with a different color beam.

    No, we're not wireless just yet but you'll want to get in on the ground floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Yet another millionaire maker, but I inform all because

    I like to give it up to American squatters.
    (npi)

    The idea came to me after a nice bowl of "Sour G".

    Nonetheless,...........A mini light that identifies everything you need or want with a different color beam.

    No, we're not wireless just yet but you'll want to get in on the ground floor.
    Explain further. I'm extra ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Yet another millionaire maker, but I inform all because

    I like to give it up to American squatters.
    (npi)

    The idea came to me after a nice bowl of "Sour G".

    Nonetheless,...........A mini light that identifies everything you need or want with a different color beam.

    No, we're not wireless just yet but you'll want to get in on the ground floor.
    Explain further. I'm extra ignorant.
    You know how you lose something the minute you put it down?

    Well if things like keys, lighters etc. emitted a unique beam of light,(colour)then they would be much easier to find?

    The whole process involves using methane to fuel the item, which in turns stabilizes the atmosphere and saves the earth. Sorry, patent already in hand. Expect a few sales.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    les fortunate

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    Read through entire thread and I don't feel any smarter.

    You have strayed from your objective OP. If you are going to make an educational thread like this, you should not get distracted. Get your nose back to the grind stone and learn us not to be so ignerant.
    Tradition is a set of solutions for which we have forgotten the problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Read through entire thread and I don't feel any smarter.

    You have strayed from your objective OP. If you are going to make an educational thread like this, you should not get distracted. Get your nose back to the grind stone and learn us not to be so ignerant.

    I hope the words., 'ban for life,' don't pop up in Druff's' head but son, just like a Hefer in the field

    you hold value.

    But please understand, this is as smart as you'll ever be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Read through entire thread and I don't feel any smarter.

    You have strayed from your objective OP. If you are going to make an educational thread like this, you should not get distracted. Get your nose back to the grind stone and learn us not to be so ignerant.

    I hope the words., 'ban for life,' don't pop up in Druff's' head but son, just like a Hefer in the field

    you hold value.

    But please understand, this is as smart as you'll ever be.
    Stemple is good people Les

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    So much for my light beam patent.....



    I'm defintely buyin

    https://www.thetileapp.com/?utm_sour...FZNafgoddjQANg
    Last edited by limitles; 10-31-2014 at 08:39 PM.

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    this one may need some help from those grade twelvers

    silk route trois

    we will need some geek and criminal support but that shouldn't be a problem here

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