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    Jewdonk back in full force?

    Yes, Yes, I know... another Jewdonk thread. But him leaving the country for good is a pretty big development.





    and....


     
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    You're assuming he can pay next months rent

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    good for him

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    Wait, is poker not dead?

     
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    Really hard to tell from the video since he was obviously trying hard to mask any indications of the tourney buyin.

    He's in an $11 mtt now (no need to rush he'll probably be out shortly) but he's bragging he's been to 40 countries and thought Brasil was his favourite.

    Sounds like hes tryng to organise a hot date with some brasilian dude CastleKS

    PokerStars Hand #118220236737: Tournament #929516714, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2014/07/01 17:29:17 ET
    Table '929516714 48' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
     
    Seat 1: CastleKS (2650 in chips)
    Seat 2: omghedidnot! (9059 in chips)
    Seat 3: VickVegas99 (4290 in chips)
    Seat 4: ZINFERNO (2516 in chips)
    Seat 5: rompa63 (4300 in chips)
    Seat 6: ripptyde (2892 in chips)
    Seat 7: NANOpra (6661 in chips)
    Seat 8: CarusoX (4212 in chips)
    Seat 9: andredos (9203 in chips)
    CastleKS: posts the ante 30
    omghedidnot!: posts the ante 30
    VickVegas99: posts the ante 30
    ZINFERNO: posts the ante 30
    rompa63: posts the ante 30
    ripptyde: posts the ante 30
    NANOpra: posts the ante 30
    CarusoX: posts the ante 30
    andredos: posts the ante 30
    omghedidnot!: posts small blind 125
    VickVegas99: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    ripptyde said, "ive been to 40 countries in my life....brazil easily my favorite"
     

    ZINFERNO: folds
    rompa63: folds
    ripptyde: folds
    NANOpra: folds
    CarusoX: raises 3932 to 4182 and is all-in
    andredos: folds
    CastleKS: folds
    omghedidnot!: folds
    VickVegas99: folds
    Uncalled bet (3932) returned to CarusoX
    CarusoX collected 895 from pot
    </spoiler>
    ripptyde said, "im american...i just moved to mexico to get back on stars"
    <spoiler>
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 895 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: CastleKS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: omghedidnot! (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: VickVegas99 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: ZINFERNO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: rompa63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: ripptyde folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: NANOpra folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: CarusoX collected (895)
    Seat 9: andredos folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    PokerStars Hand #118220302364: Tournament #929516714, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2014/07/01 17:30:49 ET
    Table '929516714 48' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
     

    Seat 1: CastleKS (2590 in chips)
    Seat 2: omghedidnot! (8874 in chips)
    Seat 3: VickVegas99 (3855 in chips)
    Seat 4: ZINFERNO (2206 in chips)
    Seat 5: rompa63 (4240 in chips)
    Seat 6: ripptyde (3477 in chips)
    Seat 7: NANOpra (6601 in chips)
    Seat 8: CarusoX (4797 in chips)
    Seat 9: andredos (9143 in chips)
    CastleKS: posts the ante 30
    omghedidnot!: posts the ante 30
    VickVegas99: posts the ante 30
    ZINFERNO: posts the ante 30
    rompa63: posts the ante 30
    ripptyde: posts the ante 30
    NANOpra: posts the ante 30
    CarusoX: posts the ante 30
    andredos: posts the ante 30
    ZINFERNO: posts small blind 125
    rompa63: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    CastleKS said, "I see"
    ripptyde said, "castle you got skype"
    ripptyde said, "add me: tyde2012"
    ripptyde: folds
    NANOpra: folds
    CarusoX: raises 272 to 522
    andredos: calls 522
    CastleKS: folds
    omghedidnot!: folds
    VickVegas99: folds
    CastleKS said, ""
     

    ZINFERNO: folds
    rompa63: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7c 3s 2d]
    CarusoX: checks
    andredos: bets 875
    CarusoX: folds
    Uncalled bet (875) returned to andredos
    andredos collected 1689 from pot
    andredos: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1689 | Rake 0
    Board [7c 3s 2d]
    Seat 1: CastleKS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: omghedidnot! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: VickVegas99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: ZINFERNO (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: rompa63 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: ripptyde folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: NANOpra folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: CarusoX folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: andredos collected (1689)


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    O and LOL at Sir Bob ORR on Marty's rail as well, who Marty doesn't recognise.

    Marty trying to start shit with an aussie, I see this ending badly.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
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    He still has that same fucking TV that was on the floor 5 years ago but guess what it doesn't really matter because......

    TYDE=GOD!!!!

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    Who wants to shop it?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    He still has that same fucking TV that was on the floor 5 years ago but guess what it doesn't really matter because......

    TYDE=GOD!!!!
    Different tv, it was the one that came with the apartment.

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    very wise moves by JD: publish video's showing where you live plus indicate you have over $20,000 in a poker account...and do that in a law abiding place like Mexico
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Yes, Yes, I know... another Jewdonk thread. But him leaving the country for good is a pretty big development.





    and....

    Open music, listen, and read



    Interesting as I've been there myself. Well to the city. Which aint cheap to live in. But not even a picture of Marty's face? Unusal as he loves to pose for the camera.

    And he's playing cards? Maybe he is. If he wins big I suggest he renouce his American citizenship then. Or pay some buk-hoo taxes then. Either way I suggest the manic maniac learn Espanol. And fast. Either way with his mouth some taco will prolly off him.



    He'd better watch how long he stays there as they will toss his #ss in the can for Visa violations make no doubt about that one.

    And just where did millionaire Marty gather all this $$$ to make the trip down there. Did daddy bump the bucket?

    Maybe I should tell the story of how in 2007 I was robbed at gunpoint by the police of $400 in the that city. With a 9mm pointed directly at my head?

    Good story BetCheckBet
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    Can't wait till he's trying to sell poker lessons to the locals for $200 an hour.

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    500 bucks a month seems pretty good. I was looking at some moving to Rosarito threads when I went on skatz and saw Marty had moved there.

    Edit: removed pic of building

    Marty said he forgot his password for Tydepoker because he doesn't care about the internet.
    TOP DECK 180
    http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=48853

    MEXICO SUCKS
    http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=48539

    44 PESOS
    http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=48984

    44 PESOS continued by Bob:
    http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=48991

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    very wise moves by JD: publish video's showing where you live plus indicate you have over $20,000 in a poker account...and do that in a law abiding place like Mexico
    They look like tournament chips, and there's no rake taken out (would have gone to the top left at the flop). It's possible he might have $20k in his account, but I doubt he'd be playing a single $11 mtt if he did.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
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    0% chance Martin has more than $50 in his Stars account at any given moment. I'm sure he makes lots of trips to his local Walmart for reloadable VISA gift cards to deposit with, after mommy gives him his monthly allowance of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    very wise moves by JD: publish video's showing where you live plus indicate you have over $20,000 in a poker account...and do that in a law abiding place like Mexico
    They look like tournament chips, and there's no rake taken out (would have gone to the top left at the flop). It's possible he might have $20k in his account, but I doubt he'd be playing a single $11 mtt if he did.

    Yes, you recognize it as a tournament table...but will a burglar/kidnapper recognize that it is a tournament table, not a cash account? (note, my post said "indicate" not "have") IMHO, it is stupid to advertise, even falsely, in a way that would attract the wrong kind of attention...but attention craving Marty, trying to look like a success, didn't think of that
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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