3 nights in a Tower Suite at the Mirage
1 night in a Bellagio Suite.
Shibuya, Stack, Julian Serrano Tapas and Stripsteak amongst other dining establishments TBD.
Drinking Pina Coladas at the pool during the day and epic craps benders during the evening.
Has anybody eaten at Portofino which was the old Onda? If so can you give me an honest opinion.
Last edited by Bootsy Collins; 06-24-2014 at 08:19 PM. Reason: wrong thread
Interesting first day. I will recap everything tomorrow morning but I am extremely buzzed and I don't want to spend the next hour or so uploading pics and re-hashing everything right now.
But...I would like to have a contest and the winner will get $20. I will ship to Druff as escrow and he will send it your way. If you decide to redonate it to a freeroll that is completely fine. It is your money and you can do whatever you want with it. All you have to do is answer the following question.
Situation that just happened:
Approximately 12am PST I went into the A through F level at the Mirage elevators. To get to your level you have to successfully swipe your room key and press the button of the floor that your suite (humble brag) is located in.
Some guy, who looks strikingly similar to Garrett, is very flustered. He definitely lost his ass and might have had a cocktail or two but his speech is not affected and his wife/gf/lady of the night is also in tow. I swiped my room key and hit Floor A. Jackass is trying hard to press Floor B and it is rejecting him.
I politely say "You need to swipe your key to get to your level." The jackasses sassed back "Thanks bro. I can figure this out. He then shoves his key and still can not get to Level B. Jackass then screams out "I am fucking never staying in this piece of shit dump again."
The question is this. What did I do after I got to my level?
you mumble shut up garrett, snidely snicker and walk away as the elevator doors close.
Nope. I did not do that.Originally Posted by lewfather
You went to your room and unlocked the door and went in.
A: You look to him and say "keep talking like that and you'll have your picture in the paper wearing a suicide smock"
B: "later fag"
Cropdusted him as the door closed?
asked the lady to come to your suite for a drink
That I did. HoweverI did something prior to that.
No but that would have been awesome.
Eww. I should dock your rep for stating that but I won't.
Put it this way. It took some quick thinking and a couple factors needed to go my way. Which they did.
on your way out you hit all the floor buttons winked and said good day as the door closed>
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
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