Somebody stake me in some wsop side events yes that's right the side tourneys no big buyins needed just enough tourneys to make it worth me buying a air plane ticket. Anyone who stakes me I can guarantee a room at the Venetian Wynn or pretty much any other hotel for 2 nights(I have comps for most casinos) I can provide a 100 page thread of shenanigans on my off time between tourneys as I am a Vegas veteran.
I am 31 years old Ive been profitable over my lifetime in poker. My largest win online was the double deuce for ~27k and largest live cash was for 16k. Every trip is a crazy story everything from being mugged at gun point to winning 40k on a slot only to losing 40k jumping to highs takes like an idiot. If anyone wants a room while I'm out there I've got you covered. I once put up 6 couples and myself all in different hotels along the strip so I could use the free play. Not positive but pretty sure I still have RFB comp at any MGM casino I racked up a 7k bill at the Bellagio last time without playing much so I might have lost it.
This is not a level if you want a room and not sure you can trust me escrow with druff and I'll have him be there to buy in to tourneys sign contracts ect. or however you want to work it. Fuck back me and Simpdog and I guarantee some seriously kick ass entertainment. I don't drink but I will if someone wants to see a train wreck all in the name of science. The one thing I can't do is something really illigal mistomeaners are ok ; ). I have a wife and kids to support and can't afford jail but hey there's a grey area somewhere in there. So let's dance!