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    Official anybody stake me thread

    Somebody stake me in some wsop side events yes that's right the side tourneys no big buyins needed just enough tourneys to make it worth me buying a air plane ticket. Anyone who stakes me I can guarantee a room at the Venetian Wynn or pretty much any other hotel for 2 nights(I have comps for most casinos) I can provide a 100 page thread of shenanigans on my off time between tourneys as I am a Vegas veteran.

    I am 31 years old Ive been profitable over my lifetime in poker. My largest win online was the double deuce for ~27k and largest live cash was for 16k. Every trip is a crazy story everything from being mugged at gun point to winning 40k on a slot only to losing 40k jumping to highs takes like an idiot. If anyone wants a room while I'm out there I've got you covered. I once put up 6 couples and myself all in different hotels along the strip so I could use the free play. Not positive but pretty sure I still have RFB comp at any MGM casino I racked up a 7k bill at the Bellagio last time without playing much so I might have lost it.

    This is not a level if you want a room and not sure you can trust me escrow with druff and I'll have him be there to buy in to tourneys sign contracts ect. or however you want to work it. Fuck back me and Simpdog and I guarantee some seriously kick ass entertainment. I don't drink but I will if someone wants to see a train wreck all in the name of science. The one thing I can't do is something really illigal mistomeaners are ok ; ). I have a wife and kids to support and can't afford jail but hey there's a grey area somewhere in there. So let's dance!



     
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    how much do we need to make this happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    how much do we need to make this happen?

    I don't know but I can't justify a $400 airfare for a couple $100 tourneys... However there is $700+ in hotel costs I could cover for a backer should they be willing to put me in a couple decent tourneys... That's a lot of added value to staking me.

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    what is love baby don't hurt me.

    I will get Level Account to the 2014 wsop.

    If druff is there to buyin

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEVEL ACCOUNT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    how much do we need to make this happen?

    I don't know but I can't justify a $400 airfare for a couple $100 tourneys... However there is $700+ in hotel costs I could cover for a backer should they be willing to put me in a couple decent tourneys... That's a lot of added value to staking me.
    let's go with 2500

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    I don't know but I can't justify a $400 airfare for a couple $100 tourneys... However there is $700+ in hotel costs I could cover for a backer should they be willing to put me in a couple decent tourneys... That's a lot of added value to staking me.
    let's go with 2500
    That's enough for me if I don't have to use it in 1 tourney... I'd have to split it into some 200's 500's and a couple satties. To bigger tourneys

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEVEL ACCOUNT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post

    let's go with 2500
    That's enough for me if I don't have to use it in 1 tourney... I'd have to split it into some 200's 500's and a couple satties. To bigger tourneys
    Let's do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    That's enough for me if I don't have to use it in 1 tourney... I'd have to split it into some 200's 500's and a couple satties. To bigger tourneys
    Let's do it.
    First how can I know you are for real? Can't just fly out there then sit with my thumb up my ass. Maybe ship the 2500 to druff...or I suppose If druff can assure me you're legit then I suppose that's good enough. Also what are the terms?

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    I'd kind of be shocked if you are seriously serious. But at any rate if this is legit shits about to get crazy for me lol

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    LOL @ Level Account wanting evidence.

    If Druff can buy you into event(s) I am in.

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    I can't just buy a ticket to Vegas and take time off my job because someone I don't know online says they will stake me. I know you're respected here but this could just as easily be a level and I can't afford that because I'm poor lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEVEL ACCOUNT View Post
    I'd kind of be shocked if you are seriously serious. But at any rate if this is legit shits about to get crazy for me lol
    I have lost $500 to cla and $1000 to jasep

    Might as well do 1000 in 2014 at least.

    Let's figure this out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LEVEL ACCOUNT View Post
    I'd kind of be shocked if you are seriously serious. But at any rate if this is legit shits about to get crazy for me lol
    I have lost $500 to cla and $1000 to jasep

    Might as well do 1000 in 2014 at least.

    Let's figure this out.
    We will see if druff has the time to put me in the tourneys or at least meet with me to give me enough to buyin when needed. If he's able to do that then we can figure out the rest but I need to be 100% sure before I fly out there or my wife will fuckin shoot me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LEVEL ACCOUNT View Post
    I'd kind of be shocked if you are seriously serious. But at any rate if this is legit shits about to get crazy for me lol
    I have lost $500 to cla and $1000 to jasep

    Might as well do 1000 in 2014 at least.

    Let's figure this out.
    If you're implying that I'm a scammer and/or that I will lose then I would rather not get a stake from you. Only positive thinking when it comes to real life. Save the negative bullshit for online.

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    I will escrow for this if you want.

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    Good stuff thanks druff

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    The lack of spoilers in this thread is appalling.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Finally a pfa flying stupidity thread with some actual potential. If for nothing more than a good read. Make it happen and don't fuck it up Level Account.

    Also lol, if this was all a level stupid me...

     
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    Trying to find money for a plane ticket now... Anyone else need a hotel room? Maybe since you're escrow ing would you like a free room for 3 days at the Wynn Druff? If so let me know so I can reserve it as soon as I know dates tho I'm not sure when I'll be coming out yet.

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