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    official cmoney stake me thread

    I am poor and can not afford tourney buyins.

    If cmoney stakes me, I will fly down to wsop and will provide up to the minute chip counts, blogs, pictures and videos of Dan Druff and chinamaniac playing the 10k Limit Holdem event

    Please confirm receipt of post. I'm posting this via my parent's wifi connection and they have banned poker site.

    I hate walmart.

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    tonight I am playing

    -$22 omaha h/l
    -$2.20 nl holdem
    -$11 midnight madness
    -$11 $500 guarantee

    please stake me I am a profit-ABLE player

    my friends can vouch for me when the going gets tough I get going.

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    So I was at the gas station tonight and oh boy I have a story for you

    Some jackass pulled in the first pump so I beeped my horn at him.

    He didn't move up, so guess what?

     

    I pulled up to the next pump

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    the after the gas station

     


    I didn't do anything but this spoiler is for Hockeyguy.


    But honestly if we had more guns in Canada we could avoid more of the school shootings.

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    so to continue the story I am

    34/58 in $11 nl holdem
    27/29 in $11 holdem $500 guar
    13/16 $20 omaha hi/lo. Honestly after posting this thread I forgot it was hi/low. Always nice to win a low pot going for hi only.


    shoutout to TMMLK, 4dragons, BNP, lewfather, jasep, cla, and a few others.

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    K55 flop and I have KK

    I checked raised, who check-raises in 2014?

    They fold. Honestly?

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    Saturday June 29th is the day when Chinamaniac and Druff meet headsup for the 10k limit holdem bracelet.

    Who will you cheer for at that point?

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    lol just scooped a pot in the $20 omaha

    A25k vs AT89

    37TK5 board

    Honestly this is like taking Nadal for the French...easy money.

    If you can't support me, please give Level Account your money for this year's wsop.

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    HAHA scoooped another

    a279 vs 6554

    board 75j8T

    They obviously dont' understand how trips does not win at omaha h/l.


    But I don't fault them that much since I just realized it's h/l a few posts ago

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    FYi I am 2/13 and 5 pay

    $232 up top.

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    haha the thread title was mis-leading.

    I don't need backing.

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    but if micon wishes to trade 1% I would trade 1% of my $22 for 1% for him at wsop

    likely would owe him a lot of $ but still I would

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    If you post in this thread I will ship you $10 on paypal

    Good until 3am Eastern and max payout $100

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    by ship you $100 paypal I mean Druff will.

    It will take 3-4 months but he will.

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    down to just omaha. 6/10 and 5 pay

    no idea what happened to Nl tourneys. Possibly #teamscience took my chips

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    $10/user up to 3am EST if you post here.

    Why? Because the Heat's defense sucks. It's not my money it is from the bookies.

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    guess what? I get $10 / 100 due to posting

    how about you?

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    7/10 and 5 pay

    Would like top 3 money or else.

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    2/9 and 5 pay for omaha.

    Need top 3 finish.

    No posts yet and there is only 29 mins to claim your $

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    What's going on in here?

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