WSOP Event 16: Captain Tom Leads

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Let the penis on back jokes fly...

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/upda...616&dayof=3579

[Dan Druff]

This guy gives off such a creepy vibe when you see him in person, especially when you know his backstory.

My favorite Capt Tom story involves an NL event in 2006 where I cashed small, and Captain Tom was at my table, with a big stack.

This was before any of the penis-on-back stories, so I didn't know anything about the guy.

He had a young girl watching him from the rail, and my then-girlfriend Miri was also watching me from the rail, sitting next to her.

She struck up a conversation with the girl, who said she was 22, and was Tom's daughter. Seemed totally normal on the surface, except the girl was evasive in a lot of her conversation, and just gave off a weird vibe to Miri.

Much later we found out that this girl wasn't Tom's daughter, and he just told her to say that to everyone, in order to avoid any kind of scandal. No idea what he was actually doing with her, but clearly it couldn't have been good.

[Belly Buster]

[lewfather]

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