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    Tracy Morgan in critical condition after fatal car crash

    His limo bus got rear ended in New Jersey this morning. 1 person in the limo is dead, and his bus is mangled. Not looking good. He was returning from a stand-up gig.


    http://www.tmz.com/2014/06/07/tracy-...nt-new-jersey/

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    Thank you Walmart.


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    This story just gets shittier by the minute.. "Comedian Ardie Fuqua opened for Tracy, and posted these pics last night -- one of Tracy on stage and one of himself posing next to what appears to be the limo bus. It's unclear if Ardie was on the bus when it wrecked."

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    http://thecomicscomic.com/2014/06/07...rsey-turnpike/


    Jimmy Mack” killed (Comedian in the limo)

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    walmart fucking over the human race yet again.........

     
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    (CNN) -- A truck driver charged in a crash that critically injured actor Tracy Morgan has turned himself in, police said Sunday.

    Kevin Roper, 35, is being held on $50,000 bail, Sgt. Gregory Williams of New Jersey State Police told CNN.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/08/showbi...html?hpt=hp_t2
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    It started at a CiCi's pizza place where they killed the cops, how is this not about how bad the pizza must have been?

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    Wow, so the cops are confirmed dead? So fucked up. Wonder why the two suspects only killed one civilian before turning the guns on themselves?






    Lew hooked me up with this hilarious Tracy Morgan story.



    skip to 1:35

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Wow, so the cops are confirmed dead? So fucked up. Wonder why the two suspects only killed one civilian before turning the guns on themselves?
    The story noted that they were hold up in the WalMart for some time and the SWAT team came and had a gunfight, but before they could be captured, they killed themselves. Nothing like a flashbang to wake you the fuck up as to who's gonna win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post

    Wow, so the cops are confirmed dead? So fucked up. Wonder why the two suspects only killed one civilian before turning the guns on themselves?
    The story noted that they were hold up in the WalMart for some time and the SWAT team came and had a gunfight, but before they could be captured, they killed themselves. Nothing like a flashbang to wake you the fuck up as to who's gonna win.

    Ah, ok. I think yahoo reported that the two suspects actually had a gun fight with a civilian carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently that was the same civilian that was killed.

    http://news.yahoo.com/five-dead-las-...213257183.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post

    The story noted that they were hold up in the WalMart for some time and the SWAT team came and had a gunfight, but before they could be captured, they killed themselves. Nothing like a flashbang to wake you the fuck up as to who's gonna win.

    Ah, ok. I think yahoo reported that the two suspects actually had a gun fight with a civilian carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently that was the same civilian that was killed.

    http://news.yahoo.com/five-dead-las-...213257183.html

    Yeah he was supposedly in the WalMart parking lot as they stormed in. Pistol vs Rifle = Dead good Samaritan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post

    The story noted that they were hold up in the WalMart for some time and the SWAT team came and had a gunfight, but before they could be captured, they killed themselves. Nothing like a flashbang to wake you the fuck up as to who's gonna win.

    Ah, ok. I think yahoo reported that the two suspects actually had a gun fight with a civilian carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently that was the same civilian that was killed.

    http://news.yahoo.com/five-dead-las-...213257183.html

    The story going around the Oregon 'we totally arent a militia bro seriously' gun scene is that the concealed carry civilian pulled down on them and they shot his ass to pieces for the trouble.

    Even a bunch of teabilly Oregon redneck loggers cant spin that positively.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Ah, ok. I think yahoo reported that the two suspects actually had a gun fight with a civilian carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently that was the same civilian that was killed.

    http://news.yahoo.com/five-dead-las-...213257183.html

    The story going around the Oregon 'we totally arent a militia bro seriously' gun scene is that the concealed carry civilian pulled down on them and they shot his ass to pieces for the trouble.

    Even a bunch of teabilly Oregon redneck loggers cant spin that positively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Also speed/meth/coke use is almost universal among long-haul truckers. They have to do it to stay awake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Also speed/meth/coke use is almost universal among long-haul truckers. They have to do it to stay awake.
    It's actually required Walter. The law clearly states that ALL truck drivers MUST have meth or coke in their possession at all times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Lew hooked me up with this hilarious Tracy Morgan story.



    skip to 1:35
    Bert is god, at the end he hints at the russian mob story where they rob a train. It's off topic but who the fuck cares, check this out if you liked the Tracy story. This one is much better.


     
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    Wow, this thread is tangent central. Let's try to steer it back..

    Video report at link: http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...illed-24533320

    Tracy Morgan Released From Rehab Month After Crash

    Former "Saturday Night Live" star Tracy Morgan has been released from a rehabilitation facility as he heals from serious injuries he suffered in a car crash that left a fellow comedian dead, his spokesman said Saturday.

    Morgan will continue his recovery at home with an "aggressive outpatient program," spokesman Lewis Kay said.

    The former "30 Rock" star suffered a broken leg and broken ribs when the limousine van he was riding in was hit from behind June 7 by a Wal-Mart truck on the New Jersey Turnpike.

    The wreck killed 62-year-old comedian James McNair, who went by the name Jimmy Mack. Comedian Ardley Fuqua and another passenger, Jeffrey Millea, were injured.


    On Thursday, lawyers for Morgan filed a lawsuit against Bentonville, Arkansas-based Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in U.S. District Court in New Jersey, claiming the retailer was negligent when a driver of one of its tractor-trailers rammed into Morgan's limousine van.

    The complaint claims the retail giant should have known that its driver had been awake for over 24 hours and that his commute of 700 miles from his home in Georgia to work in Delaware was "unreasonable." It also alleges the driver fell asleep at the wheel.
    "As a result of Wal-Mart's gross, reckless, willful, wanton, and intentional conduct, it should be appropriately punished with the imposition of punitive damages," according to the complaint.
    Morgan's lawsuit seeks a jury trial and punitive and compensatory damages.

    Fuqua, Jeffrey Millea, and Millea's wife, Krista, are also named as plaintiffs in the suit. Krista Millea was not in the limousine when the crash occurred, but is a plaintiff because she has a related "loss of services" lawsuit stemming from the crash.

    In a statement issued Saturday, Wal-Mart reiterated that it was "cooperating fully" in the ongoing investigation.
    "We know it will take some time to resolve all of the remaining issues as a result of the accident, but we're committed to doing the right thing for all involved," Wal-Mart said.

    Truck driver Kevin Roper, 35, of Jonesboro, Georgia, has pleaded not guilty to death by auto and assault by auto charges. A criminal complaint also accuses him of not sleeping for more than 24 hours before the crash, a violation of New Jersey law.


    A report by federal transportation safety investigators said Roper was driving 65 mph in the 60 seconds before he slammed into the limo van. The speed limit on that stretch of the turnpike is 55 mph and was lowered to 45 mph that night because of construction.

    Roper had been on the job about 13 1/2 hours at the time of the crash, the report concluded. Federal rules permit truck drivers to work up to 14 hours a day, with a maximum of 11 hours behind the wheel.

    Morgan, a New York City native, was returning from a standup performance at Dover Downs Hotel & Casino in Delaware when the crash occurred.

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