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    Dan Bilzerian's lawyer writes HOF letter to lawyer of injured "thrown off the roof" stripper

    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk...an-doc-tmz.pdf

    Too bad this lawyer doesn't practice in New Hampshire.


     
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    This is reminiscent of the legendary Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka / Leonard J. Crabs combo

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    The ownage is strong with this one.

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    Now that's a letter.

    I always thought this kind of thing was Photoshopped instead. Perhaps Hustler's editorial standards would not permit it.

    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    is dan bilzerian's father still alive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk...an-doc-tmz.pdf

    Too bad this lawyer doesn't practice in New Hampshire.

    Druff even with all your Jew gold you couldn't afford Goldstein. He is considered one of the best (if not the best) attorneys in the country. He is also extremely well known in attorney circles. I would guess his hourly rate is well over $1000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk...an-doc-tmz.pdf

    Too bad this lawyer doesn't practice in New Hampshire.

    Druff even with all your Jew gold you couldn't afford Goldstein. He is considered one of the best (if not the best) attorneys in the country. He is also extremely well known in attorney circles. I would guess his hourly rate is well over $1000.
    At $1,000/hour I bet that letter took several long, painstaking, rewrites before a finished copy was ready. I wonder how much that sarcastic masterpiece cost Bilzerian, $10k?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk...an-doc-tmz.pdf

    Too bad this lawyer doesn't practice in New Hampshire.


    imo, 4,500 bucks for that letter...very nice tho.

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