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Thread: Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs from a Publix

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    Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs from a Publix

    Scrong.

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    Well, at least he managed not to rape anyone while he was there.

    Its a step in the right direction

     
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    Jameis "Deadliest Catch" Winston


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    Jamarcus Russell/Vince Young in the making

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreeBet View Post
    Well, at least he managed not to rape anyone while he was there.

    Its a step in the right direction
    I laughed for a solid 20 seconds sir, well done.

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    gm's across the board are hoping he will now fall to him.

    fucking 1 yr away from being #1 and a 10+ million contract and he elects steal chix wings.

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    Dumb ass fucking nig

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    seriously, nobody did one of these yet?
    well ok then..
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    I guess the question is do we move this thread to n-words do dumb things thread.. Because well this clearly meets the criteria.. All be it would've been funnier if the dumbass had stolen fried chicken..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
    All be it would've been funnier if the dumbass had stolen fried chicken..
    I don't know, I kind of think the fact is was crab legs tells just as good a story, if not a better and funnier one, as fried chicken. Anybody could be arrested stealing fried chicken, anywhere in the country, but something like crab legs, now your stereotypes are getting more detailed and specific. Paints a fuller picture, or something like that.

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    the video of him doing it but won't imbed

    http://gawker.a.ec.viddler.com/Gawke...e9be81c273c5c6

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