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    Fuck the NFL Draft

    I know the NFL is ESPN's cash cow (hence why it's covered ad nauseum) but who fucking cares about which player goes where? I feel like there has been endless draft coverage for weeks now, along with endless SCHEDULE coverage when the schedules came out.

    I'm burning out on NFL due to all of this bullshit.

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    I hate mock drafts. Most useless fucking sports discussions of all time, those things.

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    I need my yearly fix of Mel Kiper Jrs hair. Excited for next years draft as I will make the bold prediction that Matt Barkley and Robert Woods will be taken 1-2.
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    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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    How accurate are these pricks? It seems like they give 4-5 possibilities for each selection, thus appearing 'smart' regardless.

    What % of 1st rounders even pan out as successful pros?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    How accurate are these pricks? It seems like they give 4-5 possibilities for each selection, thus appearing 'smart' regardless.

    What % of 1st rounders even pan out as successful pros?
    About 77-81% depending on the year but the average is right around 79%.

    I have researched it, along with every other round. Took a 15 year sample size and graded every player in every draft.

    6th and 7th rounders are basically throwaway picks, with 6th hitting at about 13% and 7th's around 9%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    How accurate are these pricks? It seems like they give 4-5 possibilities for each selection, thus appearing 'smart' regardless.

    What % of 1st rounders even pan out as successful pros?
    About 77-81% depending on the year but the average is right around 79%.
    I have researched it, along with every other round. Took a 15 year sample size and graded every player in every draft.

    6th and 7th rounders are basically throwaway picks, with 6th hitting at about 13% and 7th's around 9%.
    Wow, that's higher than I thought. Still though, who the fuck wants to sit through weeks of this coverage?

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    What I hate about the draft is all of these "experts" who couldnt name one of 3 or 4 of these players going in the first rd 6 months ago now talk like they know everything.

    I am not talking about the Kipers and Mcshays and the Mayoks of the world but guys like Golic, Greeny and the rest of the clowns

    My new favorite guy on NFL network is Heath Evans. Guy is legit

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    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/...truly-valuable

    good write up by Barnwell, one of the bes writers on Grantland.

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    Now they even have lines for the first round tonight! Sweet!

    2012 NFL Draft

    Alabama players selected in first 25 picks
    07:00 PM
    137 Over 4½ Alabama players +100
    138 Under 4½ Alabama players -140

    2012 NFL Draft
    Harrison Smith to be drafted in 1st round
    07:00 PM
    135 Yes -160
    136 No +120

    2012 NFL Draft
    Mike Adams to be drafted in 1st round
    07:00 PM
    133 Yes +110
    134 No -150

    2012 NFL Draft
    Minnesota Vikings to make 3rd pick in draft
    07:00 PM
    107 Yes -335
    108 No +260

    2012 NFL Draft
    QB's selected in 1st Round
    07:00 PM
    101 Over 3½ QB's +170
    102 Under 3½ QB's -220

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be 4th pick
    07:00 PM
    129 Trent Richardson -260
    130 Ryan Tannehill +160
    131 Justin Blackmon +175
    132 Morris Claiborne +620

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be 6th pick
    07:00 PM
    125 Fletcher Cox +260
    126 Justin Blackmon -140
    127 Morris Claiborne +255
    128 Trent Richardson +315

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be drafted 1st
    07:00 PM
    109 Fletcher Cox -240
    110 Michael Floyd +190

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be drafted 1st
    07:00 PM
    111 Luke Kuechly -165
    112 Riley Reiff +125

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be drafted 1st
    07:00 PM
    113 David DeCastro -125
    114 Dontari Poe -115

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be drafted 1st
    07:00 PM
    115 Mark Barron -220
    116 Michael Brockers +170

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be drafted 1st
    07:00 PM
    117 Melvin Ingram -225
    118 Quinton Coples +175

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be drafted 1st
    07:00 PM
    119 Courtney Upshaw -145
    120 Michael Brockers +105

    2012 NFL Draft
    Who will be the 8th pick
    07:00 PM
    121 Ryan Tannehill -205
    122 Michael Floyd +165
    123 Riley Reiff +460
    124 Melvin Ingram +800

    2012 NFL Draft
    WR's selected in 1st Round
    07:00 PM
    105 Over 3½ WR's -345
    106 Under 3½ WR's +255

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    I would enjoy the draft a lot more if i didnt have to listen to chris berman. Dude makes me want to punch him in the face every time i hear him say "da raaaiiiiderssss"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajfsports View Post
    I would enjoy the draft a lot more if i didnt have to listen to chris berman. Dude makes me want to punch him in the face every time i hear him say "da raaaiiiiderssss"
    Or "the New York football Giants". THE BASEBALL TEAM MOVED AWAY 50 YEARS AGO YOU FAT, SWEATY FUCK, LET IT GO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajfsports View Post
    I would enjoy the draft a lot more if i didnt have to listen to chris berman. Dude makes me want to punch him in the face every time i hear him say "da raaaiiiiderssss"
    Who is forcing you to listen to Berman?

    They have this NFL Network channel now, check it out.

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    The OP can eat a dick. Football is THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN AMERICA. The off season at least 6 months even if you give credit for training camp and pre-season. This is the most important singular event during that 6 month period. Im stoked for tonight and cant wait to see how the first round plays out. This is equivalent to my favorite part of fantasy sports (the live draft), but in real life!
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Now they even have lines for the first round tonight! Sweet!

    2012 NFL Draft

    Alabama players selected in first 25 picks
    07:00 PM
    137 Over 4½ Alabama players +100
    138 Under 4½ Alabama players -140
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Now they even have lines for the first round tonight! Sweet!

    2012 NFL Draft

    Alabama players selected in first 25 picks
    07:00 PM
    137 Over 4½ Alabama players +100
    138 Under 4½ Alabama players -140
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    One of the first bets I put down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    The OP can eat a dick. Football is THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN AMERICA. The off season at least 6 months even if you give credit for training camp and pre-season. This is the most important singular event during that 6 month period. Im stoked for tonight and cant wait to see how the first round plays out. This is equivalent to my favorite part of fantasy sports (the live draft), but in real life!
    Just look at his avatar probably some euro donk who has no clue about REAL football. You know the one that involves more than 1 score a game and endless stretches of boredom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    The OP can eat a dick. Football is THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN AMERICA. The off season at least 6 months even if you give credit for training camp and pre-season. This is the most important singular event during that 6 month period. Im stoked for tonight and cant wait to see how the first round plays out. This is equivalent to my favorite part of fantasy sports (the live draft), but in real life!
    Just look at his avatar probably some euro donk who has no clue about REAL football. You know the one that involves more than 1 score a game and endless stretches of boredom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post

    Just look at his avatar probably some euro donk who has no clue about REAL football. You know the one that involves more than 1 score a game and endless stretches of boredom.

    Not true. I like the NFL, I just think that it's covered too much. Three hours to break down the schedule release? Give me a fucking break. Weeks and weeks of draft coverage? Who fucking cares? I'll start paying attention as the preseason winds down.

    Oh, and JSearles - Stake me bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    What I hate about the draft is all of these "experts" who couldnt name one of 3 or 4 of these players going in the first rd 6 months ago now talk like they know everything.
    This is exactly why I think March Madness hype is so stupid. Throughout the regular season you hardly hear a peep about college basketball. Then March rolls around and suddenly everybody has informed opinions on the strengths and weaknesses of 64 teams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    What I hate about the draft is all of these "experts" who couldnt name one of 3 or 4 of these players going in the first rd 6 months ago now talk like they know everything.
    This is exactly why I think March Madness hype is so stupid. Throughout the regular season you hardly hear a peep about college basketball. Then March rolls around and suddenly everybody has informed opinions on the strengths and weaknesses of 64 teams.
    Pretty much this except at least March Madness involves competition. The draft is just talking heads posturing, speculating on the character of young dudes and a shitload of coverage for the NFL.

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